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Another "Only in Dubai" moment.....

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JackTheGrower

And to think American Tax dollars are making it safe for them to be F*ed up like that.

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Legislation: Dubai is a police state and there is a zero tolerance policy to the usage of soft drugs is punishable by 4 years for possession and life terms with the possibility of death for cultivating and distributing, as well as police very strictly enforcing laws. If you are merely suspect to possession or use of weed you will be given high priority as a threat and will be otherwise till proven innocent. The laws on soft drugs are the same throughout the UAE though in Sharjah you may be given a warning and be put on probation if you are caught without any weed but fail your drug test. Having weed in your system still constitutes towards possession. Also Prescription drugs such as of the opiate class and Benzodiazepine are also considered narcotics unless you have been prescribed them from the UAE, so please be careful with bringing sleeping pills and other medicines with abuse potential.


another reporter added: "Any possesion, 7 years in jail with no trial. Locals (Emirates) can often get out of trouble, but foriegners are in trouble."



law enforcement: the local police are very organized and place a huge deal of priority on any drug related offence, if you become suspect, you are considered guilty till proven otherwise. Also Plain Clothes CID officers are plentiful and are always on the look out, they are also tight knit with allot people and should they hear a rumor they will pursue it to the end. Another worry is potentially everyone is a narc, normal people will jump at the chance to report you to the police if you look stoned or suspect you using. Though on the better end random searches and checks are rare and even if your suspect police are not allowed to enter your home without a warrant no matter how serious the crime though they do knock on the doors are try to get you out, you don’t have to open if you don’t want to.


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another reporter added: "Police are infrequent, but it is a risk to bring it through the air port. "



Where to buy marijuana in Dubai: Go downtown to the red light district area of Diera in Naif and Baraha and neighboring areas were prostitutes are abundant there is a small handful of dealers nearly all are African, they will not say or whisper anything as you pass by so what you need to do is ask them very discreetly if they fit the category, though generally I don’t recommend you do this as still its rare you will find one and the area is filled with plain clothes cops and you may get reported to the police if you ask the wrong person. You can Hookup at trendy nightclubs through asking people you get to know for a hook up, the chances of getting a hookup are still marginal but worth a try if you get to know any of the people that live here as usually clubs are packed with tourists who won’t be able to hook you up. Your best bet is to get a hook up from college students who fit the category of the average pothead, yet you will have to repay them for the hookup by sharing a joint wit h them, not doing so is considered extremely impolite, and those college kids have very loose lips and well openly tell their friends they got stoned with you. It’s not really acceptable to ask around and really your chances are slim at best. Homegrown isn’t shared and most of the stoners bring their own from abroad. Really the best option is to get a hook up in neighboring Oman its a very short drive and will be easy to get a hookup if u manage to make friends their.


another reporter added: " It is nearly impossble to get in Duabi unless you have a friend who will bring some from Pakistan or somewhere. Some people also drive to Muscat, Oman and bring it back. But not often."


Dubai marijuana prices: The price varies greatly but generally you can expect 500AED to 1000AED for 1 tola (10 grams). Try to bargain it down to 500AED it’s the usual price yet people always overcharge you. Be careful you don’t get ripped off, it’s very easy to end up with a lump of chicken stock or coal instead of mj. For more than 10 grams prices vary greatly.

another reporter added: "Rediculous. 50$ a gram for some schwag if you can find it."
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whodair

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is it ok for tourists to penetrate dubani punani? cuz i want to see if that shit smells like curry down there. they gotta take those robes off at some point u know...and im predicting retro bush
 

FRANKENBLUNT420

me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
the stoner in me wants to bomb the shit outta them and then get those people outta there on some black op shit, but these days why bother yourself so in lew of the latter. .. . FUCK DUBAI!!!
 

Yes4Prop215

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why the fuck would you want to smoke in the arab world anyways? i would just get extremely paranoid about all the ragheads around me.

Can you at least drink alcohol in the UAE?

fuck the middle east.
 

Rosy Cheeks

dancin' cheek to cheek
Veteran
why the fuck would you want to smoke in the arab world anyways?

Well, there are two sides to that.

Parts of the so called "Arab world" have some of the most long-standing and refined Cannabis cultures you can find on this planet.

You still find some of the world's best hashish in Islamic countries, period.

Islam has - in some places and at some times - been lenient towards Cannabis use, it has widely been incorporated in the Arab daily life for centuries.

Recently though, Wahhabists and other hard-line Muslims have chosen to reject this type of tolerance, and has replaced it with fanatic intolerance. This is what has happened on the Arabic peninsula.

Other, more tolerant and open-minded Muslim cultures fall victim of Uncle Sam and the DEA, who use political and economical blackmail to impose more hard-line drug politics in these countries.

Where does this high-tech equipment to track microscopic amounts of Cannabis come from? Who sold it to them? Hmm, let's see...
 
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DogBoy

Are you the same guys that said " When they come here they should follow the fucking rules "? God, or Allah, forbid eh!
 

Clarence

FUZZY WUZZY
Veteran
Speaking of countries with strange laws:


Alabama
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a
vehicle.

Alaska
- In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
- Another law in Fairbanks, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

California
- Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for
anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over
puddles of water.
- In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.

Connecticut
- You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per
hour.
- You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can
the salon owner.
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on
Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- It is illegal for a man to be in public with a "visible" erection.

Idaho
- It is illegal to masturbate
- If two persons of the opposite sex are under a blanket with their
shoes off, they are considered to be having sex.

Illinois
- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats,
and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Indiana
- Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
- Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor
ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating
garlic.

Iowa
- Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Illinois
- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master,
not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.

Kansas
- It is illegal to have uncastrated livestock in city limits.

Kentucky
- By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she
"cannot hold onto the ground."
- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
- An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear
in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by
at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

Louisiana
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller
with a water pistol.
- Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while
biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Maine
- It is illegal to win more then 3 dollars while gambling!

Massachusetts
- No gorilla may be in the backseat of any car at any time.
- Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
- Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and
securely locked.
- An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a
special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
- Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of
their taxi during their shifts.

Michigan
- Married women may not cut their own hair without their husbands
permission.

Minnesota
- It is illegal for a man to ride faster than 20 on a bike and no less than 3.
- It is legal to smoke marijuana in public.
- When you get out of prison you are legaly entitled to a gun, a horse and a suit.
- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions,
or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests,
law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Mississippi
- It is illegal to drive without shoes on

Missouri
- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because
"The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young
woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

Montana
- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of
the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table
in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of
clothing.

Nebraska
- A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp
during a church service.
- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each
guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are
married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they
are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

New Mexico
- Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
- During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a
sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

New Jersey
- Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn
during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner,
New Jersey law.

New York
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically
prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking
"at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this
magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a
"pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for
a stroll.

North Carolina
- An ordinance was passed last year banning hurricanes from entering
the city limits. (Topsail Beach)

North Dakota
- Attempted suicide was considered attepted murder. At one
time, this was subject to the death penalty.
- Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio
- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
- In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while
standing in front of a man's picture.

Oklahoma
- Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
- Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
- Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in
groups of three or more on private property.
- Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car.

Oregon
- In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Pennsylvania
- Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road,
cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it
under the nearest bushes.
- A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug
in a dwelling.
- No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.

Texas
- A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first
obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
- It's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
- Law forbids carrying around a fence cutter or a pair of pliers that could cut fence.
- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's
airport property.

Utah
- A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man
while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's
name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any
punishment.
- Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to
that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can
lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit -
however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary
position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

Vermont
- Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath
each week- on Saturday night.

Washington
- Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than six feet.
- All lollipops are banned.
- A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions
to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin
under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).


West Virginia
- No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Wisconsin
- In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Wyoming
- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex
while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
 
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