An animal broke in my house and ate my stash!!!

[Hail]

Okay, this is insane... I just came home from a 2 day vacation and I went into my room to find my quarter OUNCE of shoreline either partially digested or fully digested all over my floor. I can't figure out what could have possibly done this.. There is green vomit and animal feces all over my room with my bag torn to shreds.. I had no pets here at the time and whatever animal it was came in through my attic.

I just thought ya'll might get a kick out of this.. I sure don't think it's funny

Has anybody ever had anything like this happen to them? I just have very bad luck I suppose...

EDIT-Haha sorry people, I just noticed it said quarter pound instead of ounce I just now months later checked my thread

 

[sirgrassalot]

The point of entry attic probably Raccoons. Is it still there lurking, sleeping it off?

 

[James-Bong]

prolly coons....

 

[sirgrassalot]

The point of entry attic probably Raccoons. Is it still there lurking, sleeping it off?

Do you have a tree or a TV tower that gives access to your roof? If they've been there a while they'll be feces on or in the attic & one or more holes. Time to trap them & remove. Depending on your laws. Here we must release the animal in the same district. Yeah right away.

 

[igrowdadankest]

Thats really got to suck.I would be more than happy to smoke you out.Glad you are getting some traps set-up.Hope you catch those bastards.My cats will tear buds up if you leave them out.

 

[sirgrassalot]

btw you can grab a coon by the tail & if you hold it away from yourself it's useless & can be placed/chucked into a trap. I've grabbed lots of them. Squirrels too but you need to shake the squirrel or he can flip over & bite you if he can get set.

 

[Prof Sublime]

Wow man, I am really sorry to hear that. Id get the 22 an shoot those fuckin things. Glad to hear they didnt get into your cab though. Imma smoke one for ya in a moment.
Stay easy

 

[BubsNugs]

any pics?
dude that really sucks lol jeez careful i would check your kitchen it might be down ther lookin fer munchies lol

Peace

 

[nycdfan042]

^^ pics of the green vomitt? lol no thanks i can use my imagination LOL

 

[kmk420kali]

If that was me...I would be crying like a baby...but since it isn't...that is pretty damn funny man!!
Not that you lost your stash...that sucks under any circumstances...but to be robbed by Natures "Robbers"...just struck me as funny--

 

[brokey]

lol green vomit.. they musta been hella stoned

 

[flubnutz]

before:

during:

the consequences:

i think he overdid it:

 

[Mrs.Babba]

there are some stoned animal walkin around somewhere, prolly looking for some munchies!
seriously, sorry about that, what a trip tho!

 

[bigghead]

pics of the feces. i know my shit

 

[Guest]

Wow, this is so much fun to run the mental images. racoons are nutz anyway...don't touch them. I have seen them kill dogs 3X their size.

Probably thought it was oregano...or that's what they told momma when they got home... very late.

So sorry for your misfortune I don't mean to minimize the loss at all...BUT in a day or two re read your post from the viewpoint of the observer.

It's just hilarious.

 

[DirtDevil]

call the cops

 

[DitBaMay]

NINJA COONS!!! there stealthy as fuks haha

 

[billy_big_bud!]

LMFAO!!! thanks for sharing.....by the time i got to the end i almost pissed myself laughing. sorry for your misfortune but dont worry i the laugh i had was worth at least on oz. im glad u have a cab and can look forward to the future. out of curiousity where did u have it stashed? i bet you are gonna upgrade to a mini safe after this one eh? btw how was your trip?

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

Okay, this is insane... I just came home from a 2 day vacation and I went into my room to find my quarter pound of shoreline either partially digested or fully digested all over my floor. I can't figure out what could have possibly done this.. There is green vomit and animal feces all over my room with my bag torn to shreds..

sorry about that haill,, i was dosed off my ass on clear liquid,, send me a bill and ill cut ya a check