A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[Endo]

the pay per view people.

if a train leaves san fran going 80mph and another train leaves ny going 60 mph, how many cats does the wierd cat lady neighbor have?

 

[Smurf]

there were no survivors after the collision.

What sized battery fits in your vibrator?

 

[Endo]

ill have to ask your mom.

shit in the toilet and throw up in the garbage can or shit in the garbage can and throw up in the toilet?





(i like this game)

 

[The_Leader]

i just puked in your shoe and pooped in your bed...


how long does it take for viagra to get one hard?

 

[VictoryGardener]

a very long time if a woman mistakes it for aspirin.


Sexual Harassment at work- is it a problem for the self employed???

 

[The_Leader]

my plants sexually molest me all the time...


where is captin hooks booty?

 

[VictoryGardener]

up his ass and around the corner.

I'm out of questions.

 

[SOLIDBROTHER]

Why does it burn when I Pee?

 

[VictoryGardener]

Hahaa lol

 

[HIGHINSP]

Try using less lighter fluid...
is congress really against progress?

 

[tashi]

They are all about foot-tapping in the bathroom stalls.

How many glory-holes are in the Capitol Building?

 

[YwouldntI]

purple


got some zags?

 

[D Rock]

Ive got some Zigs

Are those eggs?

 

[Growda]

Faberge baseballs.

Which would sell better: Donald Trump/Rosie O'donell sextape or Sanjaya and R. Kelly duets CD?

 

[treehuggers]

Yes, with cheese please.

When is the end coming?

 

[tashi]

Yes, there is a turtle-head-a-pokin.

Did Jesus save?

 

[ToKEN]

yes, I heard he saved the last of his buds for his friends at the last supper.



how many fingers am I holding up?

 

[VictoryGardener]

That doesn't look like a finger to me...

do bathroom paper seat covers make good paper for joints?

 

[ToKEN]

not if you roll it after someone who had herpes did their business on it...


would you like any chips drinks or cookies?

 

[YwouldntI]

it was a dream i never even thought ur sister was pretty

is ur sister gonna be there?