A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[abirdintheair]

learning better english from a speak-n-spell.

if a train leaves L.A. at 3pm on monday at 100 mph, and another train leaves new york at noon tuesday going 60 mph, who actually gives a shit where they meet?

 

[Marick23]

I don't know but all this talk of trains.. You should call some friends over.



Which one did you want me to stick this in?

 

[Endo]

it its wet and its not yours do not touch it.


my dingaling, i want you to play with it?

 

[SrPlantManager]

"I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat".


"Are-You-Fucking-Nuts?"

 

[NiteTiger]

No, I'm nucking futs

Is that what I think it is?!

 

[Marick23]

I bet you thought that was my knee.


Is it all veiny?

 

[Endo]

looks like its throbbing... better call your wife, quick!

how long you guys been married.?

 

[Littleleaf]

Tiny,hell you should use lard.

Should it be sticking out of you ear?

 

[Graffiti]

Oh that, that's just one of the tentacles of the alien that lives in my brain.

Do you mind if my alien invites one of his alien friends to live in your brain?

 

[SrPlantManager]

1-Adam12, 1-Adam 12, Please see the man with the alien living in his brain, advised to use caustion, subject at large is armed and dangerous


"Fancy a crisp?"

 

[Stoner4Life]

careful my droogies or I'll give your yarbles a right tolchock.......




Who cares about Brett Favre retiring (again)?

 

[Graffiti]

WHAT? BRETT FAVRE IS RETIRING! Oh my god! Wow, that just fucked up my whole day. There is nothing I care about MORE than that, and now he's retiring!? Dear lord, what am I gonna do now?

What's your kung fu style?

 

[abirdintheair]

crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

what came first, the girl or the drama?

 

[Endo]

just remember. no matter how hot she is.. some guy some where is tired of putting up with her shit./


after doing it buttstyle.. would you let her poop on your chest?

 

[Reefdoggie]

Maybe on the davenport, but never on the chest.


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

[Marick23]

The hormone treatments.

do you have a 4 of hearts?

 

[Graffiti]

go fish

If I cut off my finger, dip it in clonex, and stick it in a rapid rooter plug, will I eventually get it to root? I've already tried the wick cloner and bubble cloner, and I'm running out of fingers, any advice?

 

[Marick23]

No, no advice.


Did you know that racecar spelled backwards was racecar?

 

[Endo]

asshole spelled backwards is elohssa.


highfructosecornsyrup. love it or hate it?

 

[Stoner4Life]

American Pie by Don McLean




Do you Canoe?