A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[VictoryGardener]

Chuck Norris

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

 

[ToKEN]

to pet the sixth dimension cat



how many seconds in an hour?

 

[Stoner4Life]

Harley Davidsons RULE!!!!!!!



what is the meaning of life?

 

[The_Leader]

the meaning of life is 5.


where is my money bitch?

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

what a stupid fuck

are you retarded?

 

[Smoke68]

YES!!!!
Why do your fingers smell?

 

[cygnus]

Niagra falls .

If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half. how much does a pound of butter weigh?

 

[The_Leader]

hu....5?

why you here?

 

[ToKEN]

to give you your money, bitch!

did your sea monkeys die?

 

[The_Leader]

my seamonkys were murdered by jaws.


where is your house? lol

 

[Smoke68]

My house was a boat, but it was run over by elephants on stilts.
If the Michelin man was violently choked, what color would his face turn?

 

[The_Leader]

the michilin man is woman and sublets her talent as lifepreserver....

what is the tnt?

 

[VictoryGardener]

fresh picked wildflowers.

What is the Dopplar Effect?

 

[cooked cook]

what is the tnt?

tasty nutritious treat. (caution...may cause explosive gas)


What do you get when you cross an f3 with an S1?

 

[cooked cook]

whoops...vg snuck in there

whoops...vg snuck in there

the dopplar effect is actually a painful muscle condition caused by excessive masturbation or "doppling"

fresh picked wildflowers.

What is the Dopplar Effect?

so the next person can aswer my last question or go with:

Is it possible to get a scholarship to the electoral college?

 

[The_Leader]

tasty nutritious treat. (caution...may cause explosive gas)


What do you get when you cross an f3 with an S1?

you get R2D2.

who really got mary pregnant?

 

[FallenBuddha]

a rabid wildebeast 's penis.


where is the university?

 

[Guest]

With my infected toe.
Why does the sky look blue?

 

[VictoryGardener]

A flock of whooping cranes.

Indica or Sativa?

 

[Guest]

Of course I want an enema.
Should I vote?