Since you weren't born rich or good looking, you've got two choices:
1....Get a 9 to 5 job, like most people, or,
2....Keep on trimming! ... You know you really love it...
PS... besides, you know we'd really miss you and the goat pictures if you had a 9 to 5...
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not true,i was born good looking,but the ugly slowly accumulated,then i turned 50 and stopped giving a shit!