Picked up a Da Buddah vape to enjoy my harvest with, and the damn thing is kicking my ass.
They are evil, sneaky little shits, because they WON'T give you the feed back combustion does, which makes monitoring your intake a bit more....challenging. Especially if you're a n00b to vaporizers like yours truly.
With smoke, you KNOW how much smoke you've taken because you can feel it, taste it, SEE it, and you can see your bowl fade away into ashes. With a friendly bong, you KNOW how much you are going to get, and you can control your intake by the size of the bowl you pack.
Not with these evil vaporizers!
The vaporizer fucks with you, and asks that you "trust" it, especially if you're trying to learn how to use it. Unlike the friendly bong, the vape hides your vapor, and masks the taste, so you don't know if you've had anything, or how much, until you find yourself glued to the ceiling, your vape staring up at you and laughing maniacally.
The friendly bong lets you know when your bowl is done, by burning it, and leaving nothing but ashes. The evil vape tells you "there's only a little bit left....go ahead, take another hit or two to make sure", and you do, and find yourself glued to the ceiling.....your vape staring up at you AGAIN, and laughing maniacally.
The friendly bong lets you know how much you are going to get depending on how much you pack the bowl. Filled bowl, means a bigger hit, less weed in the bowl, smaller hit. The vaporizer, being the asshole that it is, assures you that the tiny amount you pack in the bowl will be just right, and it will still leave you functional......and then you find yourself glued to the ceiling, your vape, once again staring up at you and laughing maniacally.
Vaporizers are simply evil.
I highly recommend you check em' out.
Now excuse me while I clean the slobber off my ceiling....
They are evil, sneaky little shits, because they WON'T give you the feed back combustion does, which makes monitoring your intake a bit more....challenging. Especially if you're a n00b to vaporizers like yours truly.
With smoke, you KNOW how much smoke you've taken because you can feel it, taste it, SEE it, and you can see your bowl fade away into ashes. With a friendly bong, you KNOW how much you are going to get, and you can control your intake by the size of the bowl you pack.
Not with these evil vaporizers!
The vaporizer fucks with you, and asks that you "trust" it, especially if you're trying to learn how to use it. Unlike the friendly bong, the vape hides your vapor, and masks the taste, so you don't know if you've had anything, or how much, until you find yourself glued to the ceiling, your vape staring up at you and laughing maniacally.
The friendly bong lets you know when your bowl is done, by burning it, and leaving nothing but ashes. The evil vape tells you "there's only a little bit left....go ahead, take another hit or two to make sure", and you do, and find yourself glued to the ceiling.....your vape staring up at you AGAIN, and laughing maniacally.
The friendly bong lets you know how much you are going to get depending on how much you pack the bowl. Filled bowl, means a bigger hit, less weed in the bowl, smaller hit. The vaporizer, being the asshole that it is, assures you that the tiny amount you pack in the bowl will be just right, and it will still leave you functional......and then you find yourself glued to the ceiling, your vape, once again staring up at you and laughing maniacally.
Vaporizers are simply evil.
I highly recommend you check em' out.
Now excuse me while I clean the slobber off my ceiling....
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