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1. You pronounce melbourne as "Mel-Bin".
2. You believe stubbies can either be worn or drunk.
3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather then use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
4. You believe the "I" in "Australia" is optional.
5. You have no problem translating "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Macca's".
6. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
7. You're secretly proud of all killer wildlife.
8. You understand Wagga Wagga can be abbreviated to Wagga, but Woy Woy cannot be called Woy.
9. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian.. until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
10. You know certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of - The Angels' Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?
11. You believe, as an article of faith, that Wagon Wheels are shrinking with every passing year.
12. You understand "you" has a plural and its "youse" as in "youse ****s".
2. You believe stubbies can either be worn or drunk.
3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather then use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
4. You believe the "I" in "Australia" is optional.
5. You have no problem translating "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Macca's".
6. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
7. You're secretly proud of all killer wildlife.
8. You understand Wagga Wagga can be abbreviated to Wagga, but Woy Woy cannot be called Woy.
9. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian.. until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
10. You know certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of - The Angels' Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?
11. You believe, as an article of faith, that Wagon Wheels are shrinking with every passing year.
12. You understand "you" has a plural and its "youse" as in "youse ****s".