You have one minute till leo breaks down your door

Ok, so you are sitting on the porch or the balcony and you see a convoy of leo's coming up the drive. You know it's a raid, can you break down in time?
Not likely unless you have only one plant.
Seems to me the best thing is to not worry about the big plants; you wont have time to get rid of them, exept maybe you could crab a couple of plants and throw them over the fence.
Grab the rooted clones; they will be easier to flush down the toilet and it's the quickest way to get your numbers down.
If you can get rid of 20 rooted clones (they will count them as plants) then you have made a fair dent in your final plant count.
Could be enough to put you under a commercial amount.
Course if you have 12 four footers then there's not much you can do in that time; might as well just go and hold the front door open for leo so at least you don't have to pay for a new door.
Small plants can be quickly hidden in cupboards or under the bed; they might search and find them anyway but it's worth a try.

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Not something I like to think about, but I guess flush any clones rooted or not, and put anything you can down the garbage disposal. Abide by rule #1, stay low key, no parties, no dealing from home, no attention whatsoever. Be boring, not a "baller".

Be boring, not a "baller".

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A good point. A lot of cops (and crims) like to play a psychological game called "cops and robbers". It's a grown up version of kids playing cops and robbers. I read about it in a book about Transactional Analysis.
Refuse to play the game, don't play the crim. Be and act respectable and don't let them push you into playing the crim.

Have you ever been busted bro? I have, and I can tell you theres no way they're gonna miss small plants hidden under the bed or in a cupboard. They turn your house inside out!

When I got raided they emptied every draw, all the food in the pantry, they looked EVERYWHERE! Funny thing is though, they didnt take my computer?!?!? Which is something they always do these days over here.

60 seconds ? Quickly microwave a case of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and put em on the front porch! That should by you some time. Pop a road flare toss it in with your extra iso/alcohol stash and run like hell out the back door. Swing around grab a cop car and start havin some real fun!!!

Funny thing is though, they didnt take my computer?!?!? Which is something they always do these days over here.

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Why would they take your computer? I mean if they find plants then they have got all the evidence they need.

put a sign on the door telling them its unlocked don't kick in my door..

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Why would they take your computer? I mean if they find plants then they have got all the evidence they need.

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Seriously?? You can't think of a reason LEO would want my computer??
1. They are thieves and computers hav value

2. They want my porn/naked pictures of my bitches

3. There just might be evidence of other crimes or crimminals.

Put my dog in his crate.

Fucking leave....

Really your going to stay in a futile attempt to lower your numbers by flushing shit...

You realize tampering with evidence is a serious felony you don't want..

Me, I'm trying my best to get away before they see me and I'm going into hiding...

Light a cigg and grab a jacket...holding cells are cold!! Lol

spark up a joint and meet them at the door

ask for and read the warrant (because it would be fun to tell them they are at the wrong address ......... denver cops do that now and then)

take them past the printouts of the law followed by the license copies and let them count.

say "if you would have asked at the door i would have told you what the deal was, truth is i am under my count and always have been so i have been dreaming about this shit for years"

walk them to the door and say " you guys have a good one"


colorado is a pretty cool place to live

I'll add my episode that happened back in 05.

It was a Thursday morning, approximately 8:45am. I just rolled out of bed, and went to the front room, & turned the TV on.

I just started a fresh pot of coffee, for the wife. We just sat down on the couch, before we started our work day.

So, about 5-10 minutes of talking, I see a shadow of a vehicle, from the living room window Curtains/ & blinds were closed. I wasn't expecting anyone that day, so I pop up and look ever so slightly
out the blinds.

I see a early/mid 90's Tan Ford Aerostar mini van pull up, in front of mine, and the neighbors driveways.

I was like who the hell is this......
All of a sudden, I see the side door fly open, and 6-8 Star Team Cops, all geared up.
I thought Ohhh Shit....Hope they are not here for ME.
Keep in mind, I lived in a rough neighborhood, and there was a fella, up the street that's been in "N" out of prison. maybe they were going there.

So, I Kept looking to see where they were going.
I watched Two go towards, my side gate, and seen Two go in-between the two cars in the driveway, right up to my garage door.

I was like Ohhh Shit.....
I darted to the back of the house, where the Grow was, unplugged the lights/fans/etc.
Locked & closed the door, to the room.

Ran to the laundry room,where, I had a tray of 60+ clones,
I started to pull them out of the rockwool, and got more than half flushed, in one flush.

This all happened in what seemed like seconds, but was definitely less than 2 minutes, time.
When I was pulling the cuttings, I could hear them kicking in the door.
By time I got the first flush down, I had 4 cops with Big Boots, to my head/neck, and ribs. Yelling "he flushed"...lol

Me and the wife was handcuffed, and sat in the living-room, while they did their thang.

Come to find out, It was the DOJ, feds. No local LEO's present.
I was running 2k lights, 50 plants, in a spare bedroom. I also was a current Cali Card holder.
I guess They thought I moving pounds, or something. They only got me with 2oz of flowers, and plants.

I was only supposed to have 12 Flower, 24 veg, (2 scripts).
They said if I was at my legal limit they would have just left.

So all In all, after all the BS, I got 18 months, probation, a felony charge of Cultivation.

So, with my experience, if they are already at your House, It's Too Late to really do anything.
Peace
Endur

By time I got the first flush down, I had 4 cops with Big Boots, to my head/neck, and ribs. Yelling "he flushed"...lol

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lol, should have said, "sorry officer, I didn't think you wanted to examine the big shit I just did"

just stand in the doorway and talk to them, see what they want and if they have a search warrent! dont invite them in and YOU can use force to keep them out or its them you can charge.

Smoke a bowl.

call my lawyer and call the person holding my bail money....

This is why I quit growing inside. You can't realistically clean up in time. It happened to me. The only thing I was able to save is my seeds stash. It's guerrilla growing from here on out. The only thing I keep in my house is a small box with paraphernalia and seeds. It stays in a safe place where it will not be found. Better keep an attorney on retainer is all I can say. I've been snitched on twice and busted once. It sucks but you have to stay prepared, no slacking in this game.

First thing I would do is walk outside with my hands up. Tell the cops I want no trouble and not to shoot my dogs inside. Let them do what they want, and try to defend myself in court. Either that or go out in a flash of guns and bullets.