favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

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ezak420

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #61

life advances into its own purpose; the experience of its own existence.

 

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bottomland

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #62

Don't piss on me, n try to tell me it's raining

 

Puffin13

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #63

"For centuries, marijuana has been used as a self-prescribed remedy for the terminal disease known as 'being alive'". ...Steve Carell, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

 

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Spider Crab

• Jun 16, 2014

• #64

As dry as a wooden tit.

 

toppin

Active member

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #65

As Dead as a witches tit.

As Cold as a witches tit.

As Flat as a witches tit.

 

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tropicannayeah

• Jun 16, 2014

• #66

Here's a very Aussie saying ..
"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger"

I haven't lived there since the 80's, so it's probably rarely said nowadays....it means "I'm really thirsty for a beer"

 

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tropicannayeah

• Jun 16, 2014

• #67

willyweed said:

the bigger they are,the harder they fall !

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My old karate teacher used to say " the bigger they are, the more there is to hit"..and he always laughed when he said it..lol

 

toppin

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #68

tropicannayeah said:

Here's a very Aussie saying ..
"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger"

I haven't lived there since the 80's, so it's probably rarely said nowadays....it means "I'm really thirsty for a beer"

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Like it, going to use that today lol

 

Slim Pickens

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• Jun 16, 2014

• #69

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.

Benjamin Harrison

 

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tropicannayeah

• Jun 17, 2014

• #70

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy!

I'm still working on an ending for this version " I'd rather have a bong in front of me than...

 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #71

she is a carpenters dream....flat as a board ,thin as a nail and easy to screw.....yeehaw...no hate mail please...lol

 

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Stoner4Life

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #72

tropicannayeah said:

I'm still working on an ending for this version " I'd rather have a bong in front of me than...

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I'd rather have a blunt in front of
me than be affronted bluntly.......

 

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noyd666

• Jun 17, 2014

• #73

GOTT'A GO CHOKE A'DARKIE

 

barnyard

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #74

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

 

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bottomland

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #75

Two things smell like fish, n fish, is one of um.

 

armedoldhippy

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #76

"arrrr, matey! gaze not upon yon pink-tipped mounds of pleasure!" from a drunken friend of mine (now deceased) in a bar on "talk like a pirate day" in 1998. buxom barmaid never DID figure out what he was babbling about, LOL! Rest in Peace, Paul...

 

Stoner4Life

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• Jun 17, 2014

• #77

 

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noyd666

• Jun 17, 2014

• #78

sooner fuk er than the gate post.

 

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willyweed

• Jun 17, 2014

• #79

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

stolen from hermanthegerman ty.ww

 

hayday

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• Jun 18, 2014

• #80

It's raining cats and dogs.(never really grasped the concept here)
Three sheets to the wind.(what happens to me when I.R.C.& D.)