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armedoldhippy

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my new feral cat pet has recently warmed up to me, acting so loving, rubbing her face on me etc. i thought "how cool! she is scent-marking me with the glands on her face to show ownership!" but then...i caught her scent-marking THESE! my self-perceived status dropped immensely...:biggrin: if my dog had ever smelled these, i'm pretty sure she would have bitten me...
 
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St. Phatty

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Teach them to eat Pasta, including cheese.

That will chill them out.

Unfortunately it hasn't worked on the semi-Feral cat I feed every day.

He's the indoor cat's brother. They're both very smart, learned to steal food from traps at age 4 weeks.

Maybe if I gave the Feral Cat ecstasy ?

Though I would prefer to find something Cannabis related.
 
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Teddybrae

I heard once that the difference between a cat and a dog is that if their owner died the dog would sit beside the owner until it starved to death whereas a cat would eat its owner.
 
GOT_BUD?

GOT_BUD?

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Teddybrae said:
I heard once that the difference between a cat and a dog is that if their owner died the dog would sit beside the owner until it starved to death whereas a cat would eat its owner.
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Don't kid yourself. Dogs will eat the owners too.

The real difference between cats and dogs are - dogs look at their humans like they are gods. Where as cats will wake their humans up at 3 am and demand a sacrifice.
 
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St. Phatty

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GOT_BUD? said:
Don't kid yourself. Dogs will eat the owners too.

The real difference between cats and dogs are - dogs look at their humans like they are gods. Where as cats will wake their humans up at 3 am and demand a sacrifice.
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Rats will eat the owner. And they don't wait for death.

Had some great pot a few years ago and laid down. Also had some pet rats & sold rats to reptile owners.

The rats started chewing the callouses on the bottom of my feet while I was crashed. Laid in some nice canals.
 
BOMBAYCAT

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Ha cats are attracted to strong smells, even new shoes will do it. My cat checks out my shoes when I take them off for the day. I guess it is time to get some new ones. At least cats don't chew up the shoes like many dog owners have said.
 
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St. Phatty

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BOMBAYCAT said:
Ha cats are attracted to strong smells, even new shoes will do it. My cat checks out my shoes when I take them off for the day. I guess it is time to get some new ones. At least cats don't chew up the shoes like many dog owners have said.
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I want to get my house "show-ready" which among other things means figuring out if or where the non-neutered male cat might be pissing.

Though I have a feeling that he does less of that indoors when he's always free to go outdoors, via the secret ventilation duct.

Someday a skunk might figure out that duct. Hope it's friendly.
 
Gypsy Nirvana

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Cats are a higher species than humans - we don't usually live off cats - unless you have a restaurant - or sell cats - they generally live off us - and make themselves attractive to us - to keep the cat bowl full -

lol
 
sdd420

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Gypsy Nirvana said:
Cats are a higher species than humans - we don't usually live off cats - unless you have a restaurant - or sell cats - they generally live off us - and make themselves attractive to us - to keep the cat bowl full -

lol
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Exactly they are just using us sneaky bastards haha
 
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