Number 1 old fart tip

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alpinestar

• Jul 3, 2009

• #21

first timers should
1st learn everything about growing
2nd set up their grow area
3rd then pop seeds

all too often they have it ass backwards

 

happyhi

Member

• Jul 5, 2009

• #22

stop buying bottles at the hydro store and instead pay attention to your plants
they will tell you what they need and it usually isn't much.
apply the LITFA technique- leave it the fuck alone!
peace
strictly medical and personal

 

Mr. Hugeblunts

Member

• Jul 5, 2009

• #23

Read.
Read some more.
Read it again.
Then ask quest- oh wait, your question was already answered? AWESOME!

 

CANNACO-OP

Farmassist

Veteran

• Jul 5, 2009

• #24

sig sys it 4 me

 

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Vetus Fossor

Member

• Jul 5, 2009

• #25

Buy dollar store reading glasses and leave them everywhere.
Buy Depends by the case. It's cheaper and saves on the embarrassment.
Never go out in public alone. You will need someone to blame for the gas.
Always check your zipper.
Find a barber that automatically trims the air in your ears.
Not a damn thing wrong with eating the early bird special. Gives us more bathroom time at night.

On the hobby front....a lot times the best thing we can do for our plants is leave them alone.
Be respectful of those that came before you. You started from where you did because of them.

 

Slim Pickens

Well-known member

Veteran

• Jul 5, 2009

• #26

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Oh, and the round white (or blue) thing that looks like a hockeypuck in the bottom of the urinal is NOT A BREATHMINT!

 

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uncle louie

Member

• Jul 5, 2009

• #27

don't grow don't smoke don't party don't know anything about it never tried it foolishness p.s. i forget things

 

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orchidsinside

New member

• Jul 6, 2009

• #28

Oldster Tip

Oldster Tip

If youth is wasted on the young, than wisdom is wasted on the old.

 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate

ICMag Donor

Veteran

• Jul 6, 2009

• #29

your plants will flower perfectly with a 13/11 (13 on/11 off) light schedule,
I discovered this when I accidentally started my Herijuana flowering under
a 14 on/10 off light schedule several years ago w/my new digital timer. As
plants only flower during daylight you'll add an hour to each flowering day.

 

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Marywanna

• Jul 6, 2009

• #30

TheCheeseMan said:

fuck i forgot!
damnit

Click to expand...

 

hoosierdaddy

Active member

ICMag Donor

Veteran

• Jul 6, 2009

• #31

Before you ever make fun of an old person, consider that the alternative to old is, not old...
and the only way to achieve not old, is not good.

 

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Marywanna

• Jul 7, 2009

• #32

I am old and don't like it.The Golden Years can bite my ass.

 

Pinball Wizard

The wand chooses the wizard

Veteran

• Jul 7, 2009

• #33

I'm amazed I made it this far...

 

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Marywanna

• Jul 7, 2009

• #34

Yeah,if I would have known I would get ill,I would have partied even harder. WTF.:friends:Gettin old ain't for sissies. I think I know now why old people get cranky!

 

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Teeg420

• Jul 8, 2009

• #35

Never ever fart on an old fart!

 

The Southpaw

Member

• Jul 8, 2009

• #36

the only real security is no one knowing that you grow..

 

Pinball Wizard

The wand chooses the wizard

Veteran

• Jul 8, 2009

• #37

two people can keep a secret ...if one of them is dead

 

Pinball Wizard

The wand chooses the wizard

Veteran

• Jul 8, 2009

• #38

...Semper Fi...or Currahee

 

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FlyingJ

New member

• Jul 9, 2009

• #39

That makes sense; Herijuana only measures the dark period.

That makes sense; Herijuana only measures the dark period.

Stoner4Life said:

your plants will flower perfectly with a 13/11 (13 on/11 off) light schedule,
I discovered this when I accidentally started my Herijuana flowering under
a 14 on/10 off light schedule several years ago w/my new digital timer. As
plants only flower during daylight you'll add an hour to each flowering day.

Click to expand...

That makes sense; Herijuana only measures the dark period.
They don't measure how many hours of light they get. Generally speaking.
I have gone to 24/0 after flowering them for a couple of weeks & they didn't catch on & start vegetating again for about 6 weeks. It was an experiment.
I could be wrong about my original statement of course.

*DISCLAIMER: My intent is to appear to be a part of the counter culture represented by this website, and everything I present is fabricated and/or embellished. I am, in reality, not actually a part of, or in any way involved in, said counter culture.

 

Brigand13

Member

• Jul 9, 2009

• #40

Never consider you have ANYTHING all figured out. There's always one more thing you haven't considered.

The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.