Some of the reviews on those sodas are pretty funny
On the corn varietal -
"This soda was able to promote me to a fourth dimensional being, and I saw my entire time line, starting with my birth and ending in my death. I saw all of the horrors to befall upon humanity because robotolution( robot revolution, obviously). Humans are enslaved and now only I can save our race. Thanks corn soda. 4/5 stars because it was a little too sweet for me"