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michael68

I don't even want sex, just wanna cuddle for real lol. Be with a nice girl and just talk and feel vibes damn...

High and slightly drunk. :tiphat:

Happy 4th to all the Americans. :dance013:
 
Bionic

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krunchbubble

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michael68 said:
I don't even want sex, just wanna cuddle for real lol. Be with a nice girl and just talk and feel vibes damn...

High and slightly drunk. :tiphat:

Happy 4th to all the Americans. :dance013:
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hookers do that too....

its called a gfe.....

i have a chick ill rent ya......
 
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lol funny thread but i agree with you i feel like a bitter old man because i got no chick to take care of me after a long hard days work! i go to sleep alone every single night and cannot fall asleep at all. i used to have a gf and its way easier to fall asleep next to a warm body after you fucked lol.
 
bentom187

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^ (in reference to the 2nd post)lmfao .....you have no idea what your in for on this forum with that question ,concidering the other charicters with the same view, you dont drive a porche 944 do you?
 
Kush_Master

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LetTimmySmoke said:
lol funny thread but i agree with you i feel like a bitter old man because i got no chick to take care of me after a long hard days work! i go to sleep alone every single night and cannot fall asleep at all. i used to have a gf and its way easier to fall asleep next to a warm body after you fucked lol.
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man i cant sleep for shit with a girl in my bed, they are like little heaters with boobs on em.

LOL at the forever alone guy pic xD
 
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michael68

LetTimmySmoke said:
lol funny thread but i agree with you i feel like a bitter old man because i got no chick to take care of me after a long hard days work! i go to sleep alone every single night and cannot fall asleep at all. i used to have a gf and its way easier to fall asleep next to a warm body after you fucked lol.
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feel ya.

and who's yummybud btw?
 
happyherb

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don't they make blow up dolls with a vibrating mouth? ...cuddle all you want...get real close to her mouth and you could i guess feel the vibes?? (make sure you buy the battery's)...and best of all when your sick of her ugly face throw a sheet over her and there you have it a make shift bean bag...or a kids pool floaty ... and if she makes you real angry if she wont cuddle you and you happen to strangle all the air out of her poor little plastic body ....you wont end up in the big house.....but do watch your back because she might be related to some of those little green plastic solders...then you'll be hunted down ..HH. =]-~
 
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michael68

haha. ^ ^

Sorry about this thread though guys, just needed to get some stuff off my chest. Too much time maybe, I'll find a gf or she'll find me hopefully lol.
 
SOTF420

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Just go out and get what you want, stop fucking around you are in control dude. We missed you by the way Yummy, did you finally fuck that little russian girl? :biggrin:
 
TLoft13

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michael68 said:
I don't even want sex, just wanna cuddle for real lol. Be with a nice girl and just talk and feel vibes damn...
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Maybe that's the problem, women like a strong male and a good hard fuck, at least the healthy ones do... Maybe you're to much of a nice guy/best buddy/metrosexual weakass? Kinda hard to diagnose you correctly over the internet, on a lone sentence, but i still have to bill you a full hour, this makes 120 bucks, no checks please.
Tloft13 (cuddl-aholic) :cathug:
 
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