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How often do you shower ?

Former Guest

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if your significant other can spray your back with pee in the shower..you might be gay....lol..... I love it how threads go astray... I have never felt the urge to pee on my girlfriends...cumming on their face is enough ....oh my ......yeehaw

wow. I went to quote this and as the computer was loading the next page, you've changed it to say this^^

I don't even remember what I was gonna say.....could it be short term memory loss from my morning wake and bake?
 

dddaver

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I am of the considered opinion that the questionable sanitary practice and overall crudeness of such behavior far outweighs any male psychological need to show dominance and to mark his territory by leaving his scent as natural and innate as that might be.

...Oh, fuck that. Just don't piss on me. That's just fucking gross.
 

Fly by Night

Like a Wing
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Tyga

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Once a day atleast.. LoL Someone told me the other day that they dont wash their jeans everytime they wear them.. Tried convincing me theyre not meant to be washed with every use. That might have been cool in 1930s, but you're gna start to smell after not washing your levis all week.

Jeans dont get washed everyday.. Work jeans are going to be dirty either way you cut it so why wash everyday? You can go 2-3 days easy... Going out jeans get washed even less because there usually
Only worn for a few hours... And if they designer them shits gunna fall apart quick washing em everyday hahaha.
 

MJBadger

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Red Berry you have not answered your own question , I always shower before sex so it`s usually twice a or more during a weekend .
 

Mikell

Dipshit Know-Nothing
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wanna bet? :laughing: without getting into logistics, a determined woman could. be a hoot trying at least.

side note: how many women wouldn't get a little heated sans the golden shower fetishist and why do you guys have to try that so much? lol....fuck.

DAMNIT! I was going to caveat having your leg or knee pissed on, but figured no one would call me on it.


That's why it's a test. Either getting revenge or something hilarious is a positive. Losing their shit and having a mental hernia over the incident means it's wise to move on, I only get worse :D

dddaver: As far as unsanitary.... that's a mental hurdle, not reality. It's practically hospital grade sterile, besides a good shot of nutrients. 11-1-2 baaay-bay. Your assumptions are wildly off mark, this has nothing to do with masculinity or female oppression. You're reading too much femanist pulp lit, my penis is not trying to dominate anything or anyone.
 

Former Guest

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I think it's wise to have a sense of humor about that sort of thing. as far as sterile, yes, you can drink it but oh lord....that's a hard limit.
 

Mikell

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The plants love it. I wizz all over the lawn when I'm drinking or just tired of aiming.

Oppressing the lawn with my meat and two veg.
 

Former Guest

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I tried writing my name in the snow once. I ended up stomping on the letters but you could still make it out. pretty cold with no pants on but I got $5.

EDIT: I had a really long shirt to hide the hiney and bits.
 
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noyd666

new a lady long ago who could power piss clean up out of a full bath, was a joy to watch lol.
 

dddaver

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DAMNIT! I was going to caveat having your leg or knee pissed on, but figured no one would call me on it.


That's why it's a test. Either getting revenge or something hilarious is a positive. Losing their shit and having a mental hernia over the incident means it's wise to move on, I only get worse :D

dddaver: As far as unsanitary.... that's a mental hurdle, not reality. It's practically hospital grade sterile, besides a good shot of nutrients. 11-1-2 baaay-bay. Your assumptions are wildly off mark, this has nothing to do with masculinity or female oppression. You're reading too much femanist pulp lit, my penis is not trying to dominate anything or anyone.


The only hurdle here, and that ain't no hurdle in reality, is that I just don't want to get pissed on dude. No emotional hurdle anywhere at all. I was joking and you missed it entirely.

Whastevs. That sanitary crap is just bullshit unless you are Bear Grylls or somebody who wants to justify drinking their piss. The actual fact is just at that point of first expelling the urine upon pissing, there is no bacteria in piss, but within minutes right after it hits the air it is infested as it is highly organic, bay-bay. But whatever your personal fetishes might be, just stay away from me dude, and go piss on somebody else...And BTW, don't piss on your plants either man. The acidity will kill them.
 

dddaver

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It's all fun till somebody get poked in the eye'


From the first thing on Google:
"While urine still in the bladder is normally sterile and free of bacteria, once it leaves your body, it begins to pick up bacteria from the urethra and the surrounding area."

The Urology Group - Separating Urinary Tract from Fiction

urologygroup.com/blog/2012/10/23/separating-urinary-tract
from-fiction

bay-bay. I'm out. Have fun.
 

fatsack79

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Lmfbo@this thread... How bad of an experience or how board can can a mutha fucka b to think of and start a thread like this... It's all good though I kinda like it... Lots of laughs... But for me, board enough to take a good long hot shower after reading it that's for DAM SURE... But I'll play along... Hows about, once a monf wever my needs it ner not... :biggrin: -F.S
 
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noyd666

they say us white folks are way to clinical clean, as why we get to many flue's colds etc, how about a smear of bear grease for protection,lol.
 

Former Guest

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I think it was more a way to size up a women and her reaction to seeing if they have a sense of humor; specifically Mikell who needs a women who has that sense of humor. Lol
 
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