Ding Dong, the bitch is gone!

[HempKat]

Lol Bob Segar? Dad's Porsche?



Sounds like a modern day Ferris Beuller to me, except this "Ferris" has tattoo's and reads smut literature lol.

You're showing your age Hempy

I had a good time, we all went out, she came out for a bit and I felt her up when we were splitting shots, but when she asked me if I wanted to hang out after the bar, I told her I'd rather take her out this week. She seemed cool with that though. I know I could have taken her home that night, but I just wanted to keep it on ice. I'm sure she probably got back at me by calling some other guy that night lol, women usually do, but she'll be there next week to hang out, that I'm sure of.

It's weird, I don't miss my ex at all, but I'm not just ready to move on that quickly, it's only been a few days after all.

I'm 30 so I'm going to go about this in a more methodical, mature manner, one that respects my gentle disposition lol.

What? You don't get those references? I thought everyone had seen the movie "Risky Business". Showing my age? Now wait a minute, I didn't reference anything from the 60's.

I know some might think putting her off until later in the week was a foolish move but in reality you likely just made her want you that much more. Women are funny like that, the more you act like you're in no rush to bed them the more they want to get you in to bed. Have fun later in the week when you do take her out.

 

[m314]

"Ding Dong, the bitch is gone!"

I felt like that last year when I ended the relationship with my ex gf. I couldn't stand living with her anymore. It was such a relief having her out of the house.

Somehow I missed her after all that. After she was gone. We kept hanging out sometimes. Hanging out to get high together and fuck. We had more good times together along with a lot more bad times. It took moving 50 miles away for my job for us to stop hanging out. Some girls are addictive, even when you know they're wrong for you.

 

[armedoldhippy]

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dammit! computer says "you cannot give rep twice to same post". fuck, every time I see that redhead I try...

 

[BrnCow]

Brunettes are nice ( I happen to be one), but if I were a guy I would go for a red head!

I agree ..if I could find one that wasn't crazy!

 

[bobcat1963]

Redheads have a tendency to be crazy.

That's an understatement if ive ever heard one.I married a redhead,divorced her and im pretty sure that ill end up as hog feed at some point.Shes certifiable,look up crazy redhead in the dictionary and her picture will be there.Kept telling her it was the well water where she grew up that made her nuts.Honey this is for you

 

[Sisu]

I was at a Steve Earle show and he was introducing Alison Moorer and told this (kind of) joke...What do a redhead from Alabama and a tornado have in common? Sooner or later they're gonna get your trailer.

That said, I'm a fan of the female redhead.

 

[OGShaman]

Enjoy your freedom!

I had a ghost from the past come back and try to extort money from me recently. I hadn't even talked to her in like 6 years. She knew I grew way back when and figured I still did so she suggested I pay her to keep quiet. I figured two could play this game, and easily dug up some dirt on her via PI. When I made my counter offer, which was go fuck yourself, it felt amazing.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

I was at a Steve Earle show and he was introducing Alison Moorer and told this (kind of) joke...What do a redhead from Alabama and a tornado have in common? Sooner or later they're gonna get your trailer.

That said, I'm a fan of the female redhead.

Redheads, especially of the female persuasion, frequently get this rap of being crazy, but it really isn't true. Anymore than other hair colors. Granted, the red hair gene seems to come from some pretty well known cultures that exhibit overt maniacal tendencies like the Irish and Scotts, but that likely is due to the culture the red head is raised in, and not due to hair color.

I speak as a born fucking blazing red headed ginger mother fucker from the get go, and even though I am a tad on the crazy side, this craziness has remained the same throughout my life even though I lost my blazing red hair years ago to a much more mundane bronze-ish white.

Although I suppose it could be the Neanderthal in the redhead gene that adds to the craziness....

 

[RetroGrow]

Don't be so hard on your friends. If they told you their thoughts, you would maybe think they were being assholes. Many people leave relationships alone because it is one of those things, you have to let it run its course, and figure it out for yourself.
Brunettes are nice ( I happen to be one), but if I were a guy I would go for a red head!

It's not the hair on her head we care about.
It's the fire in the hole......

 

[noyd666]

 

[blastfrompast]

Congrats I suppose, my suggestion..

PLAY the Field....Wear a hardhat....and keep any talk of growing outta the conversation.

Nothing worse than a Jealous woman....FYI don't leave empty hardhat wrappers in the bathroom garbage either...this will cause you some grief if she thinks your an ITEM...and you think she is just a good lay....

 

[stoned-trout]

how long till the next one moves in LOL.....I am enjoying being single after all these years...now no one can complain about my bait in the refrigerator...them blood worms in seaweed look a lot like Asian food..ha ha biotch....enjoy it man

 

[Stoner4Life]

I see a lot of talk about hair color, but crazy's more in a woman's blood, Latinas & Italians lead the way.......

 

[rives]

Redheads, especially of the female persuasion, frequently get this rap of being crazy, but it really isn't true. Anymore than other hair colors. Granted, the red hair gene seems to come from some pretty well known cultures that exhibit overt maniacal tendencies like the Irish and Scotts, but that likely is due to the culture the red head is raised in, and not due to hair color.

Ah, the old "nature vs nurture" question. To quote Hillary "What difference does it make?". Whether they learned it at the knee of their red-headed mother or came by it genetically, the origin is largely moot.

Having spent most of my life attracted to them like a goddamn moth to a flame, I have quite a bit of empirical evidence and some incidental scarring to prove it to be true.

 

[resinryder]

If anything happens to the one i got now I swear I'm just sticking to older milfs and grannies. Either them or drunk 20 somethings

 

[blastfrompast]

I see a lot of talk about hair color, but crazy's more in a woman's blood, Latinas & Italians lead the way.......

Never dated a FRENCH chick eh....They are crazier than a shit house rat....

Way worse than Italians.

 

[epicorchard]

Trade up

Trade up

Have you tried dating larger women? I always find them to be more giving in the end. lol

 

[JeanGreens]

Redheads have a tendency to be crazy. That's not a bad thing, necessarily, just one of the few things that I think that I've learned about women.

Hey wait a min! lol.. what about Auburn haired women? That earthy-red mahogony color hair?

Are those in that list of crazy?

 

[fatsack79]

I'm like Wooderson off Dazed and Confused... "I love those Redheads"... And I absolutely do...

 

[steadydets]

Have you tried dating larger women? I always find them to be more giving in the end. lol

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haha, yes indeed I have. I'm naturally attracted to people who are a bit damaged in a certain way, my personal preference as a writer. This particular nuance in my personality has lead me into relationships I never thought were possible.

It may sound cliche. It may sound trite. But the truth is that I'm attracted to a woman's personality. I've dated everything from model thin, to women who would describe themselves as curvy, and what I've realized is that a woman's body will only woo me to bed for only so long, where as her personality, her sly looks, the suggestive hints and meaningful motions, will forever attract me under the covers and into our private little space. The secrets, the real ones, are the noises she makes when she is sleeping, or the slow, deliberate motions she makes as she rubs her feet together before she goes to bed. Those moments drive me crazy, and those are the secrets that belong to me. Almost like the feeling you get from taking a picture of a friend who doesn't know you are looking.

I'm interested in intimacy. Turning a saint into a slut that no one knows about but me. That, to me, is what I'm still in the game for.



'night everyone. Smoke well, sleep tight.