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The First Time You Got Caught with Weed???

Stoner4Life

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Hope this doesn't make you relive any bad juju :)

Instead of the 1st time you got high, I'm wondering when you first (if ever) got caught with weed, maybe by your folks, your friend(s), the landlord but hopefully not the cops; of course if you've been caught by any or all of the above feel free to share any or all of the stories you like.



for me it was 1976, I was 19 yrs old, my sister was 17, we both got high. I copped a pound for the first time ever and made the mistake of telling my sister about it, like a big mouth she had to tell all of her stoner friends. Suddenly I had people I didn't know knocking on the door of my folks place and calling too, this was NOT what I'd envisioned as a marketing plan, I never asked for her help selling it.

my folks were curious as to the sudden traffic and made their inquiries of me, I played dumb but they knew something was up, they cornered my sister next, the bitch of course gave me up. next was the grilling I got, I didn't give anyone up and they were bright enough to realize that a pound of weed meant jail time for me, luckily it was something none of us wanted.

I was asked what I'd paid and thinking quickly I lied telling them I paid $100 and owed the rest to the seller, they insisted I return the weed. Mike was very understanding & VERY happy that leo wasn't involved, he refunded me in full. I hid all but the $100 that I told my folks about, sure as shit they took that money from me as punishment.

I moved out of the house soon after, too many questions about my cash earnings where I was going etc. Fuck a duck, in those days we'd cruise up n' down Central Ave lookin' for babes and drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill (.79 a bottle) and Apple Wine, they could care less about that shit though.......
 

Stoner4Life

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lol, I've got a few more myself. btw, I'm looking for a certain phrase by anyone posting here, can't say what it is up front but I'll give a nice double K to the member that might say it 1st :)


 

420somewhere

Hi ho here we go
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I have never been caught

I have never been caught

Not that I can remember :tiphat:

I have many close call stories. (Been token since 1968)

Peace
 

Weezard

Hawaiian Inebriatti
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Truckin'

Truckin'

"If you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in." -- the Dead

I was in my early twenties.
It was about 7 am. when they came knocking.
Me: "Who's there?
Leo: "It's the police!"
Me: "Go get a warrant!"
Leo: "Got one, right here, open the door, now!"

Shit!
They tossed the place.
2 Defectives and 6 guys from the SIU, spent 4 hours searching for the weed that their C.I. sold me to get the warrant.

2 cops sat at my kitchen table tagging "evidence".
An ornamental, hand painted, "peace pipe" that was hanging on my wall.
It had one half of a charred seed in it.
(They used that to charge me with possession, 2-15 years.)

There was a quarter pound of weed inside the tubular chairs they were sitting on, a couple ounces of personal stash sealed in a copper box and hidden in the rain gutter outside, a small baggie taped to the back of a huge bookshelf, and some DMT dissolved in hexane on a shelf in the garage.

They walked me out to the garage and they had the hood up on my car and were removing the air cleaner.
Me: "What are you looking for?"
Leo: "We've been informed that you have a police radio in this car."
Me: "Yes, I do. But it's not illegal, and it's not in the carburetor.":biggrin:
I hopped in, stuck my hand under the dash and dropped out my down-converter to show them it was receive only.

Then I got that ice-water in your veins feeling when one of the S.I.U. guys took a p-nut butter jar of pink liquid from the shelf, held it up in my face and said, "What's this?!"
Oh Crap! I had forgotten about the DMT.
I looked puzzled, calmly took it from him, unscrewed the lid, cracked it, sniffed, made a face and said, "smells like gasoline," and handed it back to him.
He put it back on the shelf!
Damn near skated.:dance013:

But that pipe was a gift and I never smoked from it.
It was just too pretty to scorch.
Seems that someone had tested it for me though.
That charred seed, (0.01 grams), cost me a year in jail.

Meh, could have been much worse.
Ohio in the '60s had draconian drug laws.
Back then, sharing a pipe with someone under 18 was 30years to life! It was their plea bargaining tool. :(

That was the first one.
Someday, when my fingers are up to it, I'll tell the story of the Great Nebraska dope raid of '69.
It's a corker!

Aloha,
Weeze
 

meadowman

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i was just holding it for a friend. mom found my marble bowl and a 1/4 of skunk in my pocket doing my clothes. the bowl was a friends though. she gave the weed to her boyfriend i think....he asked me where i got my weed a few weeks later. t'was back in early 80's.
 

Stoner4Life

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i was just holding it for a friend. mom found my marble bowl and a 1/4 of skunk in my pocket doing my clothes. the bowl was a friends though. she gave the weed to her boyfriend i think....he asked me where i got my weed a few weeks later. t'was back in early 80's.

lol, right on!!! the old 'I'm holding it for a friend' ploy :D always wanted to use that one myself.


that of course was the phrase.

K++
 
First time being caught was in my teenage years. I got stop for having no dl and my car was searched and the cops found 1 zip and some bags and gave me a f...ing felony. Don't ride with your stash. Live and Learn.
 

Wiggs Dannyboy

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Got caught by mom. I was germinating a bunch of seeds....under my bed! HA!...the shit I didn't know back when I was a teenager (I was 16 or so). They were the most spindly things you ever did see.

Never actually got busted by the law. Came very close one time... was at a friends apartment, he had just bought a pound or so and we were dividing it up into bags on the kitchen table, when there was a knock on the entry door (which entered into the kitchen in this apt). My friend answers the door, and it was the NY State police, specifically Trooper Salmon (who was famous in our parts for harassing anybody hippy looking). My friend just opens the door enough to squeeze out into the hallway and shuts the door behind him. Doesn't open it again until the LEO leave the building. Those cops must have had a very shitty sense of smell, their noses were only about 6 feet from a pound spread out on a kitchen table.
 
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OGShaman

Stepdad was spying on me one time through my window, and saw me stash a quarter pound in my closet. He came in my room later and stole 3 ounces, and left me one. A couple days later I went in his room, found my herb, stole 2 ounces, and left him one :tiphat:
 

MJBadger

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My brother was looking for a tin to put some baccy in & mum suggested one I had on table in my bedroom , 5 mins later she`s asking him why he hasn't got the tin & he went all stupid . Heard this when I got home & I had an ounce of afghan resin in the tin . Parents knew from there on that I was on dope but they never took the lump away .
Couple of year or so later (1978)I`m driving home from the girlfriends early hours of the morning having been on heavy afghan & pakki black , got pulled by the police * when officer asked me to step out of the car I fell to my knees & had to use the door to pull myself to my feet , my legs had just gone to sleep . Straight away the cops are tearing the car to pieces looking for drugs although I tried to convince them I was just extremely tired . Even lifted the distributor cap off looking for dope , they found none as it`d all been smoked & I had no other evidence of drug related stuff in the car .
Breathalyser was clear so they sent me on my way , 6 mths later I`m pulled over again & they found a tin with rizlas in it but no gear , confiscated the tin & sent it for forensics . Scrapings off it were 0.08g , that cost me 6mths suspended 2yr .
 

Mrs.Babba

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It was the early 70's, was at a Pablo Cruise concert, took a hit off a doob and passed it to my girlfriend, she didn't smoke and passed it on. Felt a tap on my shoulder and there were a cpl of cops standing there .....they took me and my friend outside and said we were kicked out of the concert and wrote us a ticket. We rode with some one else and didn't have the keys to the car and the cops said they tell our friends that we were stuck outside but they never did of course!! Had to tell my mom cuz I had to go to court, she wasn't very happy to say the least lol
The cops we're such assholes, one of my first encounters with them and treated us like shit. One if the lines they used was don't do the crime if you can't do the time....still remember that, never bothered any of the other ppl in our group that was smoking, just me and my girlfriend who didn't even smoke any just passed on...had to pay a fine when I went to court, forget how much.
Love reading everyone's story, it's a cool thread S4L :)
 

stoned-trout

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at 15 a few joints were found in my stuff...they kept yelling my god your smoking reefers...my laughter didn't help any....mentioning a bible quote about herbs sealed my fate... I found a great new stash spot in my dogs doghouse way out back....
 

Mrs. Bubble

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My mom found a bag of weed in my bedroom.

Mom: where did you get this weed from young lady!
Me: Under the sink in your bathroom
 
I never hid it.

I was affected by literature before I started smoking and read Mr.Nice.

I was 14 going on 15 on the time and it changed my life. That and 'Falcon and the Snowman', 'My side of the mountain' (which from a child was just tits) and 'Rule of the Bone'.

I told my parents the ultimate exercise in freedom was to be able to control the way my own brain works.

As two conservative parents, they rejected my premise and ordered me to my room. That lasted for a week. Then, after a piano recital where I played, at which was the only moment I've ever seen my father cry, they told me to be careful.

The following month, I got arrested for fighting in front of a bar with an 1/8 on me and served 3 years of probation.

Go figure.
 

Mrs. Bubble

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The funny thing is when I got caught with my mom's weed, I wasn't even smoking it. I was in middle school in Texas and was taught by our wonderful DARE program that the devil's lettuce was the root of all evil. I was so infuriated that my mother would smoke that shit that I stole it to dispose of it. Hahahaha
 

Pinball Wizard

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I've lived a charmed life, never been caught with weed until 2001.

I got stopped on a country road by the local fuzz (1am). They said they smelled weed as I drove by their parked car at 45mph. It was January, the windows were rolled up & we wasn't smoking anything.

They searched the car and found nothing....except my girlfriend had a pinner joint inside her cigarette pack inside a cigarette case; which I had specifically told her to leave in her car before we left.

WOMEN!!! :chin:
 

armedoldhippy

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I came in from school, dove into my bedroom to grab stash. had it under my bed, just some good buds in a small pie tin. NOT THERE! pie tin is EMPTY! "OH SHIT!" I think. walk on through house, there sits my mom looking all worried, "dammit" I sez to self "here it comes!
" she looks up at me, I can tell shes been crying, & she says "Mark, I think someone has poisoned little Otto." (her weenie dog) I look over & there he is, stretched out like he's dead on the rug. but his eyes are open, & he's looking at me. I ask her "has he been in my room today?" why yes, he has!" she says "why?" so I tell her "he aint been poisoned. the little shit is stoned, he ate my weed!" she stares at me for a moment & says "you mean he is just high, he isn't sick?" "fuck no, mom. he'll be okay in a while..." :biggrin: my mom was a cool lady, I really miss her...
 

wildgrow

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I was 16, my gf had given me a 1/2 zip for xmas the day before. I hid it in a drawer before bed. The next morning before school I decided I needed a better hiding place for the day. You know, in case mom had some laundry to bring down before heading to work.

I was going to stash it in my drop ceiling but I was afraid she would smell it. Where the hell can I hide this? We had an upright freezer and I figure that way down on the bottom behind and under everything would keep it safe.

Wouldn't you know it, my mom decides to take that afternoon off from work to defrost the freezer. My gf wasn't allowed over anymore because I didn't take out the "Dear -----, Merry Xmas. Love, Tammy" note.

S4L - My sister busted me once too - but that was for having sex! My folks didn't like my gfs too much.
 
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