Cold, hard confession thread.

[med_breeder]

About 4 years ago my sister was gettiing really into facebook. Back then I only checked it like 1-2 a month.



I would log in and see all these hot chicks wanting me to add them!

Sweet! But...... most of them had my last name. I would add them later to find out that they were my cousins.

At that time my sister was organizing a family reunion. So she was doing some deep research.


Long story short,


out of all those friend request, one of them was going to a school about a 45 min drive away.


We are 2nd cousins after all.


Not sure how we will break it to the fam.





What's your deep dark confession?

 

[Stoner4Life]

wow med breeder, you sorta went all Joe Dirt w/that tidbit, that's the kinda confession your minister ought to hear.......


Jeff Foxworthy:
"You know you're a redneck when you go to a family reunion looking for a date."

 

[DoubleDDsNuggs]

i got a good one. not quite a true confession but still...
long ago back when i first started smoking pot in 1999, i was hanging out with some kids who were a little more experienced smokers than I had a disk of keif. I asked them what it was and I swear they said qweef.

My long story short, I went and told some other friends about the amazing qweef i smoked and they busted up laughing. i was sheltered to say the least. years later, it always makes for a super funny story. I'm a chick too so i should know what a qweef was. talk about embarrassing when they told me what it was! haha

 

[bombadil.360]

med, don't you two worry that if you end up with children, that they may come out, eh, stunted?

 

[stoned-trout]

so you banged your second cousin.. way to keep it in the family...

 

[hush]

Double DD wins this one. Her story is funny, and doesn't involve cousin fucking.

 

[MJBadger]

so you banged your second cousin.. way to keep it in the family...

Incest is a game all the family can play but 2nd cousins are too far removed so it`s quite legal to truck em & dump em .

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

This thread should definitely be titled "I'm banging my second cousin..."

 

[ColoradoOG]

Double D has this one in the bag so far makes it that much sweeter being shes a chick with that kinda story.. The first one I don't even know what to say but lol

 

[GSPfan]

So med_breeder, you found out she was your cousin after you banged her? But your cousin knew the whole time? Thats hot lol.

 

[Weird]

This one time in band camp ...

 

[VonBudí]

mine = i really like drake and big bang theory

 

[BurnOne]

About 4 years ago my sister was gettiing really into facebook. Back then I only checked it like 1-2 a month.



I would log in and see all these hot chicks wanting me to add them!

Sweet! But...... most of them had my last name. I would add them later to find out that they were my cousins.

At that time my sister was organizing a family reunion. So she was doing some deep research.


Long story short,


out of all those friend request, one of them was going to a school about a 45 min drive away.


We are 2nd cousins after all.


Not sure how we will break it to the fam.





What's your deep dark confession?

If you can hear banjos playing, it's legal where you live.
Burn1

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Not my confession but years ago I had a close friend (who died in Afghanistan a few years ago) whose sister was badly roughed up/raped by some bikers. Put her in the hospital for a couple weeks on life support.
A year or so after that happened the house they lived in burned to the ground with a couple of the bikers in it. Crispy baked critters.
Years later my friend admitted to me with a big grin on his face that he set the place on fire, intent on killing them . He waited for the right moment. Got what they had coming to them, he said.
Those bikers would have stayed away from my friend's sister had they known how truly dangerous he was.

My confession... I left a girlfriend in bed at home once in the middle of the night and went and visited another woman (now Mrs. Ahab) then went back home before the first one woke up. LOL.

 

[resinryder]

The closer the kin the deeper in!!

 

[VonBudí]

 

[Storm Shadow]

http://www.amazon.com/Pornified-Pornography-Damaging-Relationships-Families/dp/0805081321


Pornified: How Pornography Is Damaging Our Lives, Our Relationships, and Our Families

Mind over Matter..... Jedi Knight Mind State.... or fall for the Darkside

 

[SmokinErb22]

Back in the early 90's my half sister was away for a weekend and left my niece with an older (60ish) family member who went on to perform unspeakable acts to a 4 year old.

Upon her return, My sister contacted me, concerned about some of the things her daughter was saying...things no 4 yr old should know about.

I beat him badly with a scrap piece of iron pipe. He passed away a few hours later in the hospital. Pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter, served 6 years. Worth every minute.

 

[NYUrbanFarmer]

i got a good one. not quite a true confession but still...
long ago back when i first started smoking pot in 1999, i was hanging out with some kids who were a little more experienced smokers than I had a disk of keif. I asked them what it was and I swear they said qweef.

My long story short, I went and told some other friends about the amazing qweef i smoked and they busted up laughing. i was sheltered to say the least. years later, it always makes for a super funny story. I'm a chick too so i should know what a qweef was. talk about embarrassing when they told me what it was! haha

LMAO...................... thanks DoubleDDNuggs I needed that laugh!

NYUrbanFarmer

 

[NYUrbanFarmer]

Cant blame ya!

Cant blame ya!

Back in the early 90's my half sister was away for a weekend and left my niece with an older (60ish) family member who went on to perform unspeakable acts to a 4 year old.

Upon her return, My sister contacted me, concerned about some of the things her daughter was saying...things no 4 yr old should know about.

I beat him badly with a scrap piece of iron pipe. He passed away a few hours later in the hospital. Pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter, served 6 years. Worth every minute.

You aint kidding!


NYUF