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minds_I

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Hello all. I love Blazing Saddles...while it was a long time ago and I am not nearly as racist as I used to be...this movie insults everyone...that is what makes it so funny.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. ... Blazing Saddles



I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.


Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?

[sound of zipper opening]

Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
 

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"sorry......."

~John Belushi * Animal House~
 

Walt Jabsco

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"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
 

GET MO

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!

Friday
 

there goes edro

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"Peeeeeee-weeee!!!"- Porky's
"Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn!" Never seen that movie just know the line.
"Scrub harder Christina, scrub harder!!!!"- Mommy Dearest
 

purple_man

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c: "whats labradour???"
c: "my dog ate my whole stash and i had to wait a week till he shit the whole ting out again, thats what we smokin man"

or similar ;)

blessss
 
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acridlab

"Did u ever love something that just didn't love u back?? U know,,Kinda like dating a German chick..".

Bad news bears
 

there goes edro

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"What did you say bout my mama? You feel sorry for who?!"- O Dog
"Warriors!!! Come out and plaaaaaay!"
Craig-"How you gonna sell bud if you smoke bud?"
Smokey-"Yeah, I know, but that's my only problem."
 

nukklehead

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the policemen asked me if i had been smoking weed cus my eyes are bloodshot. I asked him if he had been eating doughnuts cus his eyes are glazed...

cheech and chong somewhere??:biggrin:
 

Stoner4Life

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'Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.'

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)
~ Duck Soup '33 ~
 

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"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."

Beldar Conehead

 

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