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BACON BACON BACON

5th

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Thats all fine n' dandy...but what about the bacon grease? Can't let a good thing go to waste I figure....

BLTHC...with extra mayo.

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Stoner4Life

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^^^ that 'll make me smack my mama !!

talk to your local butcher, you want 'slab bacon', that slab pictured above is a finished product, the slab you'll get has a rind on it and will be vacuum packed, you'd open it, section it into 5-6 chunks for freezing; then carefully carve away the rind and excess fat from any chunk you select, then season (if you like) and hand slice carefully as above. :)

We used a slicing machine to get the thickness exactly & consistently right, a tiny bar w/great food we strove for perfection.

 

stoned-trout

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slab bacon sits in display cooler...big fucking pile of it....no need for special order... 7$ lb
 

5th

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I just use a large muffin tray.

Awesome ad though...its like porno for bacon lovers...
 

Canniwhatsis

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One of my buddies picked up some "Slab Bacon" And cooked/cured it in his smoker..... I'm sooooooo jealous!
 

sprinkl

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Okay I had to google bacon as I'm kind of confused, here bacon refers to the back muscle with back fat on it, salted and smoked.

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Here's what wikipedia says, looks like the term bacon can refer to a bunch of cuts
Cooked rasher of streaky bacon
Side bacon, or streaky bacon, comes from pork belly.[15][16] It is very fatty with long layers of fat running parallel to the rind.[15][17][18] This is the most common form of bacon in the United States.[15] Pancetta is Italian streaky bacon, smoked or aqua (unsmoked), with a strong flavour.[15][16] It is generally rolled up into cylinders after curing.[15][16]


Back bacon, ready for cooking
Middle bacon, from the side of the animal, is intermediate in cost, fat content, and flavour between streaky bacon and back bacon.[15]
Back bacon (rashers, or, in the United States, Canadian bacon) comes from the loin in the middle of the back of the pig.[15][17][19] It is a very lean, meaty cut of bacon, with less fat compared to other cuts.[16] It has a ham-like texture.[15] Most bacon consumed in the United Kingdom is back bacon.[15][20]
Cottage bacon is thinly sliced lean pork meat from a shoulder cut that is typically oval shaped and meaty.[15][21] It is cured and then sliced into round pieces for baking or frying.[15]
Jowl bacon is cured and smoked cheeks of pork.[22] See Guanciale.


Sliced jowl bacon
Slab bacon is side bacon that is not sliced.[16] It generally has the rind still intact and usually has a medium to very high fraction of fat.[16][23] It is made from the belly[23] and side cuts, and from fatback.[15] Slab bacon is not to be confused with salt pork, which is prepared from the same cuts, but is not cured.[15]
Bacon joints include the following:
Collar bacon is taken from the back of a pig near the head.[15][24]
Hock, from the hog ankle joint between the ham and the foot.[15][25] See Ham hock.
Gammon, from the hind leg,[15] traditionally "Wiltshire cured".[26] See Gammon (meat).
Picnic bacon is from the picnic cut, which includes the shoulder beneath the blade.[15][27] It is fairly lean, but tougher than most pork cuts.[15]

It's pretty easy to salt fresh pork meat yourself, though if you don't have the numbers will involve trial and error. Either by laying the meat in a brine(water with 3 to 20% salt, the latter being for dried meats) for an amount of days corresponding to the thickness and fatness of the meat, then some time in fresh water to take some salt back out of the highly saturated outside layers. Or by vacuumsalting, which is simply vacuumsealing the meat with a measured amount of salt for a minimum amount of days, doesn't matter if it goes longer as all the salt will be taken up. It can sit for a couple of months in this vacuum without changing, bacterial activity is pretty much halted.
If you use kitchen salt the meat the color will be off, butchers and the meat industry use salt with a fraction of sodium nitrite added which keeps the color red when raw, and turn pinkish when cooked rather than the normal gray color. It also stops decay more than pure salt does. Sodium nitrate is used for dried meats, it needs time to be reduced to nitrite.

After the salting process the product can be smoked. Though smoke aroma is often added in the brine.
It can also be cooked, like cooked hams, or my favourite, oven cooked belly bacon with bbq herbs and spices... Mmm..
"collar bacon" is also damn fine, the neck part is fresh one of my favourites for grilling, braising, stewing, just a very thankful piece of meat. The cow version is the best stew meat imo. These are heavy working muscles meaning lots of tendons turning gelatine when slow cooked, great flavor and texture =)

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The market prefers lean meat over here, pigs and cows are bred to be low fat and high muscle, and protein rich food(grains) rather than natural grass diet, this gives higher meat productivity and sale value but damned be the flavor and ethics... Animals are turned into meat machines, stuffed with antibiotics to stay healthy and kept in small places so the meat stays tender.

Compared to this:
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Stoner4Life

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Okay I had to google bacon as I'm kind of confused, here bacon refers to the back muscle with back fat on it, salted and smoked.


OK, first of all you're going about it all wrong, you
don't 'google' bacon, you fry the fuck outta it like this:

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When you're done fryin' you'll have a stack like this:

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When you're completely done cooking all of that bacon then the smell in your kitchen will be euphoric, intoxicating, all consuming; it will mingle and combine the smells & tastes of your favorite candies, cookies, cannabis, scents of the sea shore, rich pine forests and clean mountain air (US mountain air), nitro-fueled monster trucks and even raunchy sex, you will no longer be confused about bacon and you will finally know Nirvana.

Move here (idk where you are now) and this is why:

If someone's telling you that those other pics in your post are bacon then they're lying to you, we invented bacon here in the United States of America, I believe that it was Al Gore who got the patent.

that's American bacon, I don't know what the fuck that other stuff you were showin' is. I do know one thing now for sure, I'm bringing my own damned bacon whenever I have to travel abroad.


I think that 99.9% of our American members would back me up on this one, yup, even my conspiracy theorist friends can't deny that I'm right about my bacon.



This is BACON:

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God bless you, America salutes you Al Gore....... :bow: :bow:
 

5th

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HAHAHAHAHA... you will no longer be confused about bacon and you will finally know Nirvana.
 

MJBadger

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The British , Americans even the Germans claim to have invented bacon , just thank the fuck the pig never had a say in it .
 

armedoldhippy

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"you must spread some reputation around before giving it to Stoner4life again" well, fuck THAT noise! that picture of that stack of bacon is going to get all the damn rep I can give for the next three days!!! BIG ups dude!:woohoo:
 

armedoldhippy

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saw a neat show about bacon on the TV the other night. they polled a gang of food critics, and THEY said that the best bacon in the world came from.....(wait for it!) a man that raised hogs in Israel, who sold the meat to a family in the west bank in Gaza, who smoked it, & sold most of it to Israeli shoppers that smuggled it back in to Israel. odd, isn't it? that the two cultures that are supposed to refrain from touching/eating pork would be so good at it? :biggrin:
 

Stoner4Life

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time for (get it? get it?) another bacon scented alarm clock.......

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Oscar Mayer branded, this one goes right on your iPhone :D
 

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