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I need help passing a hair follicle test....tomorrow!

Deft

Get two birds stoned at once
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Tell us how it goes, and good luck.

I think its a big fuck you to them to have to spend the money on the test only to not hire what would be a good employee for pot. Gotta laugh at them..
 

One Love 731

Senior Member
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Tell us how it goes, and good luck.

I think its a big fuck you to them to have to spend the money on the test only to not hire what would be a good employee for pot. Gotta laugh at them..

Deft, she already passed bro. Thanks for the good luck wish. Our method to pass a hair follicle test is documented in post #76 above.

She might have provided hair for the test, but who knows if they really ran any tests?

I understand that test is expensive to run. Seems kind of silly for a McJob. My guess is that the mere threat of a hair follicle test is enough to keep most honest stoners from applying for that job. ANd anyone submitting hair is prolly assumed to be clean.

lw
McJob from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


McJob is slang for a low-paying, low-prestige dead end job that requires few skills and offers very little chance of intracompany advancement.[1] The term McJob comes from the name of the fast-food restaurant McDonald's, but is used to describe any low-status job — regardless of the employer — where little training is required, staff turnover is high, and workers' activities are tightly regulated by managers. Most perceived McJobs are in the service industry, particularly fast food, coffee shops, telemarketing, retail and business-to-business copywriting. Working at a low paying job, especially one at a fast food restaurant, is also referred to as flipping burgers.


How are you more than certain?

Because they took your hair and didn't tell you the results for five days?

lw
McJob, what a rude comment. I am actually so proud of her for getting this job. Its a great job that she can move up in quick. She can easily move up to make six figures in a years time. I'm a lucky man to have me a LadyCropSitter. How does it feel to always need to be right, bet there is people just knocking your door down wanting to spend time with a charming woman such as yourself. I only feel sorry for you and those who feel your comments are helpful.

The funny part is were here on a Cannabis growing forum, I would be willing to bet my left arm LadyCrop would outgrow you any day of the week "friend"

Karma, One Love:ying:
 
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el dub

Making folks believe they can pass a hair follicle test by taking the steps the OP outlined above is irresponsible, imo.

What we know......

THe OP provided a hair sample.

The company reported in a week or so that the test came back clean.

Now she is more that 100% sure that the company followed through and processed the sample in question.

THe job in question isn't one normally associated with the need for paying for expensive security measures like processing hair follicle samples. No offense meant.

As far as the negative rep given to me or the comments of how lady grower can grow me under the table... That may be all true, but it really wasn't the subject of this thread. (Although it does remind me of comments children make on the playground when they are confronted by a reality or opinion they don't like.)

lw
 
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el dub

Btw, While I still contend that the security level of the average job at a car dealership prolly doesn't justify the cost of administering a hair follicle drug test to each new hire, I apologize for calling the position in question a McJob.

I'm sorry.

lw
 

One Love 731

Senior Member
Veteran
Nothing in life is sure, if you want something you can only research what it might take to get it and act upon the knowledge you've gained. I guess our hopes for this thread originally were that as a community we could document our experience's with these kind of tests and help others with what we have learned. LadyCrop handles large amounts of money, I could explain better but the security risk would not be worth proving anybody wrong, even being legal in a MMJ state. I have no idea how this thread got to this point. I apologize if I have came across wrong, just have the Mrs's back.

El Dub, do you think it is impossible to pass a hair follicle test? Have you done any research or even google'd any of this or do you just know? Bring something to the table, please explain. Would you rather the next person who has a hair follicle test think "there not going to test it, costs too much"? What are you basing this high cost on? Is it just cuz this isn't common place were you live? See chances are this will be common place nationwide very soon. Those who seek to control us waste exorbitant amounts of money all the time to do so, why would this be any different. As a employer I pay for this test for an employee, in return I save that same amount many times over on insurance premiums. In one of my first posts I linked to a thread on another site, I love IC and feel we should have the best threads so we started one here, guess it didn't work out.

Why am I even still responding? lol. Peace, pot and karma. One Love:ying:
 
My friend had to take hair follicle test to work at an electronics store, smokes about an onion a week and passed it. He said he used something called Abbot,Abby or something and Omni detox shampoo. What I dont understand is even 2nd hand smoke can get in your hair, so even concerts,friends that toke and some things are out if you are looking for a job crazy!
Glad I dont have to piss in a cup or give hair (knock on wood). Glad you passed it and got your job!
 
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el dub

The test isn't performed to see what has gotten on the hair. Its performed to see what chemicals are present IN the hair follicle after ingestion.

lw
 
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el dub

One Love: What I don't want is someone thinking that they can beat a hair follicle test simply by washing their hair and smoking right through the testing date.

Don't know if this applies here, but from what I've read on the subject, light smokers are more apt to beat the follicle test.

And btw, I'm not sure about anyone having my back around here, especially my wife. However, I have received a quite a few positive rep points from the general populace due to my stance in this thread. (As well as the negative rep given to me by the lady in question. hehe)

lw
 

whyme2

Member
Just read this entire thread. I have no info to offer on beating any type of drug test. I have taken several over the years, all were UAs, all were with me in a tiny restroom and the door shut, and all were major companies we all know. I was completely clean, so I never had an issue. I did return to smoking after being hired. I have had 3 different workers comp claims, all with different employers. 2 were the above mentioned companies and the other was a public sector job. I never had to take any type of drug tests on any of these injuries. However, on one of the injuries, I heard the receptionist ask the manager if a drug test was needed. He obviously said no, because I wasn't asked to pee in a cup.
Laws may be different from state to state and company to company.

Good luck to any who have to deal with either situation(ie - on the job injujry or drug tests.
 

sci-fi

Member
Sorry the shampoo does work. Dont forget to get new towel and comb. A good friend passed a test with MGM Resorts International who have very strict testing requirements.
 

paladin420

FACILITATOR
Veteran
Kind of off topic,but... I've cut my hair back to get jobs, what I thought were great jobs,several times. The people that required me to do that ALWAYS turned out to be people I could not trust or continue to work for. Take their money keep lookin for better people. You are more than a hair follicle...
 

Scottish Research

Senior Member
ICMag Donor
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I will be taking one of these shortly. Anyone updates on hair cleaning products? They will have to take a sample from somewhere else than my head, as I shave my head every week.

Thanks!


SR
 
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Ga farmer

Member
R.F. To my knowledge there is no way around a follicle test. Yes, they will ask for hair from another part of the body if head is willingly or unwillingly bald. Good luck!
 

ralph

Active member
Take this for what it's worth, and I really hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I have quite a bit of experience with these tests. Personally have been tested a half dozen times and have managed hundreds of people who have been tested.

Hair cleaning products DO NOT WORK. Period.

Masking products DO NOT WORK. Period.

The only way to pass the hair folicle is to be clean. The rule of thumb is 1 month = 1/2" of hair. So to get 1 - 1/2 inches of clean hair ( the min I believe for typical standards) is around 3 months.

Even worse, your body hair grows slower than on your head and can detect back to 6 months. My best buddy failed a test where the sample was taken from his leg after being clean for 7 months. Unreal. He was a heavy-medium user with low metabolism. THC only.

As a heavy user (THC only), it took me 3 tries and 3 months before i was able to pass. And I tried every product out there, and after doing proper research (technical, lab based info) and experiencing this myself, I know the cleaning products are bunk.

That being said there are a couple of positive notes - infrequent use (once per week) typically does not register as positive, and also I have seen cases where employers wanted the candidate anyway, and either ignored the results or worked with them to achive a negative test (giving them time to grow clean hair.)

Also, weed is not addictive like the other stuff, so even heavy users can abstain for the time required.

Good Luck.
 

SativaBreather

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I dont know if this has been mentioned as I couldnt be bothered to read past all the comments saying it cant be done

obviously too late for the OP as it was 3 yrs ago BUT it CAN be done.

I know someone who passed the test despite smoking an hour previous to it. You wash your hair in cider vinegar and salicylic acid found in willow and it will get u a pass. They still detect something minute but not enough for a positive/fail
 

BurnOne

No damn given.
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Passing a hair test is easy.
Google MacCujo Method.

1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.

2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open

3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent.
Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.

4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.

5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline

I substituted some of the items in MacCujo's recipe.
Use CLEAN & CLEAR ESSENTIALS Deep Cleaning Astringent liquid in the bottle. Not the cream. I used Paul Mitchell clarifying shampoo #3 but any beauty supply store can sell you a hair stripper. It's used to get all the old shampoo, conditioners, chlorine, iron and minerals out of your hair.
I used apple cider and distilled vinegar one right after the other. Have a wet towel within reach. This shit will burn the hell out of your eyes. Be prepared to do this vinegar treatment with your eyes closed the whole time.
I was a heavy smoker. Smoked right up to the test. I ran my hair through the ingredients, dried it, rolled a fat one, smoked it on the way to the test. Passed.
This job was for Corning.
Shaving won't help because if you are not able to provide a sample, you fail.
Burn1
 
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shack

Active member
I dont know if this has been mentioned as I couldnt be bothered to read past all the comments saying it cant be done

obviously too late for the OP as it was 3 yrs ago BUT it CAN be done.

I know someone who passed the test despite smoking an hour previous to it. You wash your hair in cider vinegar and salicylic acid found in willow and it will get u a pass. They still detect something minute but not enough for a positive/fail


SativaBreather, where does one find salicylic acid? in willow? can it be bought in a store?
 

SativaBreather

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SativaBreather, where does one find salicylic acid? in willow? can it be bought in a store?

to be honest what burnone said is exactly what i was describing my mate did, thats where he got the idea.

the sal acid is in the acne stuff, but its in other stuff too, look in pharmacy
 

RoadRash

Member
One option is to claim a case of Alopecia, that condition where all your hair falls out.

This is more credible if you show up for the first interview hairless.


To make it credible, a person could go to a hair removal place and get it all removed by a UV laser. Maybe shaving would be better.
 

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