People, I came in here with some deep stoner thoughts and S4L's last post drove them right out of my mind. My post was probably going to be something really interesting and good too!
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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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Until she is bouncing up and down on your,"_______________"
Peace
Peace
CHillTowneGenes
Member
awesome vid pix S4L
I am working on a theory that mankind really is just a highly developed ape...
and, who developed these apes? I'll tell you who - it was the ancient Egyption god Bast. If you look at the gods, they have animal heads. However, on this planet, Bast is the one that got to develop mankind. Why? because apes, after development and training, can operate
can openers!
Also, the newly developed humans were trained to grow grain crops. Yeah, they got to make beer from it, but mostly it was to attract rodents. Egyptian temples were raised to centralize the rodents (offerings of grain to the temples...), and provide comfort, warmth, and slaves for the masters (bastards)... that is, the temple cats who represented Bast. And chin scratches.
Stop and think for a moment. Why is our highly developed technology and intellect spent worshiping cats? Because it is coded in our DNA to seek out and cuddle kitties.
Really. Think about it.
What's a gorgeous, older woman who is sexual active called? Cougar (big kitty)
What is every (straight) man's goal? Pussy
What did the last three funny photo you shared on Facebook have in common? I'm thinking there was a cat in there, somewhere!
and, who developed these apes? I'll tell you who - it was the ancient Egyption god Bast. If you look at the gods, they have animal heads. However, on this planet, Bast is the one that got to develop mankind. Why? because apes, after development and training, can operate
can openers!
Also, the newly developed humans were trained to grow grain crops. Yeah, they got to make beer from it, but mostly it was to attract rodents. Egyptian temples were raised to centralize the rodents (offerings of grain to the temples...), and provide comfort, warmth, and slaves for the masters (bastards)... that is, the temple cats who represented Bast. And chin scratches.
Stop and think for a moment. Why is our highly developed technology and intellect spent worshiping cats? Because it is coded in our DNA to seek out and cuddle kitties.
Really. Think about it.
What's a gorgeous, older woman who is sexual active called? Cougar (big kitty)
What is every (straight) man's goal? Pussy
What did the last three funny photo you shared on Facebook have in common? I'm thinking there was a cat in there, somewhere!
N
noyd666
here's two of em.
CHillTowneGenes
Member
me and my dogs don't know how to feel about this cat theory... I do enjoy good puss an big cats (cougars) though... especially the package deals... hmph we'll definitely have a good howl about this one...
Stuff and things . . .
No need to worry, no fear abide
life is all just an astroslide ride
Enjoy it to the very end
then, around to the end of the line my friend
Eventually your turn comes around and then
down the slide you go again
No need to worry, no fear abide
life is all just an astroslide ride
Enjoy it to the very end
then, around to the end of the line my friend
Eventually your turn comes around and then
down the slide you go again
BBQ'n beef and using Big Buds..
sure glad bbq beef grilling doesn't smell like human flesh cooking..jst a stoner thot!
jpt
sure glad bbq beef grilling doesn't smell like human flesh cooking..jst a stoner thot!
jpt
Time is a great healer but certainly not a good beautician.
with all the religions and gods . how do I know which one to pick? ,and if I pick the wrong one wont I be pissing off the real god????......................homer simpson
Never bloody mind.
bloody mary state of mind
