MOST~F'ed up thing ... anyone has ever told U

[yortbogey]

like the title says....

Whats the most FUCKED-UP statement or question U have ever been told , true or not, real or wrong.... what's the worst of the worst...


I got one for U.... once I was told...

" I ... Cant wait until U have a slight stroke, because it will probably change U'r personality for the better ".....

 

[Stoner4Life]

the rabbit didn't live.......

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

"I the last cookies and drank the last pepsi. you gotta go 2 blocks to the store if you want more"

 

[oscarthegrouch]

One day I was on a jobsite and one of my guys came over to me. He put his hand down his carhartt's , pulled out a turd and said I shit my pants. Asked If he wanted to go home and he said no I'm fine then went back to working... I'll never forget that

 

[longearedfriend]

pure gold ^^

 

[noyd666]

lol truth.

 

[BurnOne]

One day I was on a jobsite and one of my guys came over to me. He put his hand down his carhartt's , pulled out a turd and said I shit my pants. Asked If he wanted to go home and he said no I'm fine then went back to working... I'll never forget that

Thread over.

 

[noyd666]

lol well the judge said it was greed,GREED THAT IS WHAT IT WAS,LOL. MIND YOU THESE BASTARDS GET PAID 400.000 OR SO UPWARDS.

 

[bobcat1963]

True story,in traffic court.Judge asks a little old lady her account of what happened,she stands and says,I yielded and I yielded and I yielded.....then I hit him.

 

[supermanlives]

youR a young fucking asshole and hAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY FIGURES.this was in a full courtroom and the judge said it. I was 16 and he emancipated me. the whole courtroom was shocked. I will spare ya the rest of his speech. I got on a bus the next day as an adult an left his jurisdiction.looking back he was right . I still challenge authority and they hate that.

 

[dank.frank]

"I love you" - the worst (and best) thing anyone has ever said to me.



dank.Frank

 

[dank.frank]

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[Stoner4Life]

I - more than ANYTHING - want to be known as a person who truly loved others...no greater attribute could ever be applied to a human being.



dank.Frank

Ron Jeremy couldn't have said it better, K++.......

 

[DemonPigeon]

This reminded me of something in "Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow" by J. K. Jerome

You've been in love, of course! If not you've got it to come. Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Also like the measles, we take it only once. One never need be afraid of catching it a second time. The man who has had it can go into the most dangerous places and play the most foolhardy tricks with perfect safety. He can picnic in shady woods, ramble through leafy aisles, and linger on mossy seats to watch the sunset. He fears a quiet country-house no more than he would his own club. He can join a family party to go down the Rhine. He can, to see the last of a friend, venture into the very jaws of the marriage ceremony itself. He can keep his head through the whirl of a ravishing waltz, and rest afterward in a dark conservatory, catching nothing more lasting than a cold. He can brave a moonlight walk adown sweet-scented lanes or a twilight pull among the somber rushes. He can get over a stile without danger, scramble through a tangled hedge without being caught, come down a slippery path without falling. He can look into sunny eyes and not be dazzled. He listens to the siren voices, yet sails on with unveered helm. He clasps white hands in his, but no electric "Lulu"-like force holds him bound in their dainty pressure.
No, we never sicken with love twice. Cupid spends no second arrow on the same heart. Love's handmaids are our life-long friends. Respect, and admiration, and affection, our doors may always be left open for, but their great celestial master, in his royal progress, pays but one visit and departs. We like, we cherish, we are very, very fond of—but we never love again. A man's heart is a firework that once in its time flashes heavenward. Meteor-like, it blazes for a moment and lights with its glory the whole world beneath. Then the night of our sordid commonplace life closes in around it, and the burned-out case, falling back to earth, lies useless and uncared for, slowly smoldering into ashes. Once, breaking loose from our prison bonds, we dare, as mighty old Prometheus dared, to scale the Olympian mount and snatch from Phoebus' chariot the fire of the gods. Happy those who, hastening down again ere it dies out, can kindle their earthly altars at its flame. Love is too pure a light to burn long among the noisome gases that we breathe, but before it is choked out we may use it as a torch to ignite the cozy fire of affection.
And, after all, that warming glow is more suited to our cold little back parlor of a world than is the burning spirit love. Love should be the vestal fire of some mighty temple—some vast dim fane whose organ music is the rolling of the spheres. Affection will burn cheerily when the white flame of love is flickered out. Affection is a fire that can be fed from day to day and be piled up ever higher as the wintry years draw nigh.

127 years old but still the truth

 

[southflorida]

Ron Jeremy couldn't have said it better, K++.......

 

[there goes edro]

Had a police officer tell me "I hope the next time I see you you're dead." F#$ king Bitch!

 

[BlueBlazer]

All the most fucked up things anyone has ever said to me are attributable to my ex-wife.

Too many to choose one . . .

 

[yortbogey]

most recently....

"those seeds you paid 70. dollars for , where meant to be freebee's.."

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"It's just a flesh wound".

 

[Conformist]

"The most important things a man can have is a big wallet and big genitals."

It's the kind of statements that makes you lose all hope in humanity.