Stuff!:D

[unclefishstick]

the glue is knee high to a glue hopper,even the cookies are coming in nicely...the weather is great,perfect riding this time of year,the chili harvest is in,the bills are paid and tomorrow i go to grill dead cow with friends,a bike ride,beer and bbq all in one day....what more does a fella need?

 

[resinryder]

.what more does a fella need?

A hot, sexy, will lady with exceptional talents usually helps alot!!

 

[unclefishstick]

they just take up time and money...unless they ride too....

 

[pappy masonjar]

This might come out sounding wierd. but, imo, women make very lousy roommates. The spend your money, smoke your bud, tell u what to do, and after a while, nobody is havin sex anyways.

 

[unclefishstick]

plus....they always leave the toilet seat down!

 

[supermanlives]

all I can say is I don't miss my old lady one bit. the peacefulness is awesome.and I finally have a cooler for a coffee table

 

[Grizz]

Guess I am weird, I NEED PUSSY. or I WANT PUSSY

 

[dansbuds]

lmao .... man are you guys jaded !!! maybe i'm the lucky one , but my ol'lady is cool as shit !!! as a matter of fact .... shes the one who said it was OK to quit work & grow enough for us to live on as long as i didn't get stupid & get caught ! Now i'm a housewife /gardener & she goes to work every day

 

[supermanlives]

my old lady is tending the garden 365 miles away. I just show up for my stash and split. I get nervous when I aint got atleast 6 oz. she fucked up this run by flowering the wrong plants . gonna be low yield. dumbass there was several bigass plants in 5 gal buckets and she flowers my clones in 1 gal growbags. ha ha ha have fun watering babe.

 

[captain planet]

Lol I've heard too many catholic girls say their not allowed to have sex so just put it in my ass to not love them , LOL

 

[supermanlives]

my coffee table can hold 3 cases beer for 5 days at 90 f outside temps easy, but mine is inside. whats yours do ? lol

 

[Grizz]

Lol I've heard too many catholic girls say their not allowed to have sex so just put it in my ass to not love them , LOL

those weren't girls capt, they were alter boi's

 

[unclefishstick]

those weren't girls capt, they were alter boi's

wasnt that the name of the christian rock boy band you were in during the 80's? no,i see it was altered boyz and more of a trans gender thrash metal band

 

[dansbuds]

Hey !!!!! i was an alter boy

 

[Grizz]

Dan please don't spread that around,

yes unc it was altered boyz, I know you remember as you were the roadie fluffer for us,

 

[captain planet]

Lol! Meh I still came!
I knew an alter boy, he use to take almost a G every week, as I got older I realized there was only one reason the priest would let him count the money, and let that go unnoticed, poor guy

 

[Smokin Joe]

uhhhhhhhhhhh
youz is some sick fuckerz

 

[pappy masonjar]

altered boyzz, lmfao. thats some funny stuff.

Guess I am weird, I NEED PUSSY. or I WANT PUSSY

Me too, but you dont gotta live with one, to get with one.

i got way more pu-nanny when i was single. Plus, with the kids around, we couldnt F@#* if we wanted too. And my girl is aright, i just wish she was gone more. and im pretty sure id get sick of anyone, if we were always together. so its not really her fault

 

[unclefishstick]

my problem is that the older ones are too much work and the young ones arent enough work...the young ones are just way too easy to get into bed and after that you realize ,no,i really dont care about your cat,and indeed,unless you were extra freaky in bed i cant even fake an interest,indeed during this little tangent ive forgotten your name....
and the older ones...sure,you may have loads in common and have actual conversations and all the wine and goat cheese and roasted bell pepper flirtation is great,and older women sure do know how to fuck having spent years learning their craft...but then after the "emotional barriers" come down and you've had to hear about every single man from dad on who ever wrong her in some fashion and you think to yourself...."you know,i like her cats (multiple) better than her....

 

[supermanlives]

I was an alterboy too. nobody try anything perverted all cool priests but the port wine the priest liked still is one of my favs to this day . Portuguese . I drank more than I ever filled an the priest knew it.got nothing for religion or catholics especially now adays ; but still like a fine port man. got to love a religion that lets you absolve your sins weekly and if you lazy wear a scapula. guaranteed to go to heaven . LAME LAME LAME. I would piss on the p pe. golden shower baby. one priest had a saying of dear people we counted so many dear peoples us alter boys just looked at each other an laughed. I rang the bells and brought the tray to the priest. catholics blah sit ,stand , kneel fuck you mutherfuckers hail mary this bitches