"Scutigera coleoptrata" or the common house centipede. Truth is I learned that after posting the same question years ago. They are predators and will not harm or disturb your p
lants.
you could use a different hand a night and pretend its a different girl every night. even goes as far as name each hand. Feeling kinky 1 night go for the gang bang,or the doorknob where everyone gets a turn.