A man goes to buy some toilet paper. He is bewildered by the huge range of arsewipe avaiable and asks for some advice.
"well sir, we've got the super deluxe 4 ply quilted, at £3 for 4 rolls. The regular deluxe 3 ply with aloe vera for sore arses at £5 for 9 rolls, and we have the regular 2 ply quilted at £3:50 for 9 rolls."
"Do you have anything cheaper?" asks the man
"Certainly sir, on the bottom shelf we have the John Wayne toilet paper."
"John Wayne toilet paper?" queries the man, "Why is it caled John Wayne?"
And the shopkeeper replies "Because it's rough and tough, it it don't take shit off of anybody!"
"well sir, we've got the super deluxe 4 ply quilted, at £3 for 4 rolls. The regular deluxe 3 ply with aloe vera for sore arses at £5 for 9 rolls, and we have the regular 2 ply quilted at £3:50 for 9 rolls."
"Do you have anything cheaper?" asks the man
"Certainly sir, on the bottom shelf we have the John Wayne toilet paper."
"John Wayne toilet paper?" queries the man, "Why is it caled John Wayne?"
And the shopkeeper replies "Because it's rough and tough, it it don't take shit off of anybody!"