Stuff!:D

[Grizz]

i saw the cutest little woman at the dmv last week, i mean she was a knock out, must have been all of 3ft 6in. i thought of rr when i saw her.

 

[resinryder]

Wonder if she paid half price for her license?

 

[unclefishstick]

you could offer to be her human booster seat...and give her lessons on driving stick!

 

[resinryder]

Gotta love the way her little fingers try to wrap around the gear shift knob. maybe she prefers a slap stick.

 

[unclefishstick]

or a tickle shift!

 

[Infinitesimal]

or a pushbutton tranny

 

[unclefishstick]

three on a tree...but only only saturday...

 

[Infinitesimal]

paddles for when you are feeling sporty

 

[resinryder]

her back looked like a nascar track. Burnt out rubber all over it.

 

[Infinitesimal]

was she bored out and stroked?

 

[resinryder]

Mapped and blueprinted

 

[Grizz]

no , no , and no again, only a 2 stroke, now thats tight.

 

[resinryder]

She is a Japanese import.

 

[Big D]

Damn. Just damn. I'll clarify. I like the midget ladies. they are easy to spin around when riding. Easy to pick up to change positions. Easy to throw in the corner when ya done with them. It's just a little sex, nothing big about it.

when youre on a date, does she have to ride in a car seat?

Old Chinese proverb, elevator smell much different to a midget.

 

[unclefishstick]

man who farts in church sits in own pew...

 

[resinryder]

when youre on a date, does she have to ride in a car seat?

Old Chinese proverb, elevator smell much different to a midget.

No man. Hard to keep her from laying across the seat long enough to actually sit up.

 

[Big D]

tell her it aint a stick shift

 

[Grizz]

as tony said, say hello to my little friend.

 

[resinryder]

lol

 

[Hank Hemp]

Hey, did you stuffers hear that the "possum" George Jones had passed? We music lovers amongst us should pause for a moment for the Possum.