I go to restaurants, and if they give bread, I like to tear the bread away from the crust, make little bread balls, roll them in butter, or oil, and eat them. I like the consistency..so weird, and I don't like people to know, so I have to be very sneaky. Such a guilty pleasure!!!!!!
Guilty Pleasures!!!!!
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If people royally piss me off..... I wipe my ass with their bath towel....yes I feel a little guilty but it brings me pleasure.
Thats some messed up shit desert fox hahah literally
You do in my house and you wont be coming back, just sayin...
I am a walking guilty pleasure. It´s a pleasure to be human but it makes me guilty because I destroy my own planet.
Dont worry Hermanthegerman... we can just go dig a hole and get more oil right?
lol. At work today I felt so bad.. really bad. Me and my new coworker got laughing about
"this whole green thing"
" whats everybody worried about, all we have to do to get more oil is go dig some holes in the sand, how hard is that?"
"Hey if Im going to hell for ruining the planet I might as well enjoy myself now"
"Well of course I burn old tires, I just wouldn't let a hippy see me"
"You know if we want more oil we can just go plant some nuclear bombs in Venezuela and then go to war there"
"I gotta use my oil and guns before Obama takes them all"
"I hate that shitty oil from the middle east, I like real America texas tea. Just smells good to burn that American gas, makes me want to go burn some right now damnit"
Ohhh god we were laughing so hard we were getting seriously loud and crazy, but I felt guilty about all the terrible things I had been saying. Oh hell
lol. At work today I felt so bad.. really bad. Me and my new coworker got laughing about
"this whole green thing"
" whats everybody worried about, all we have to do to get more oil is go dig some holes in the sand, how hard is that?"
"Hey if Im going to hell for ruining the planet I might as well enjoy myself now"
"Well of course I burn old tires, I just wouldn't let a hippy see me"
"You know if we want more oil we can just go plant some nuclear bombs in Venezuela and then go to war there"
"I gotta use my oil and guns before Obama takes them all"
"I hate that shitty oil from the middle east, I like real America texas tea. Just smells good to burn that American gas, makes me want to go burn some right now damnit"
Ohhh god we were laughing so hard we were getting seriously loud and crazy, but I felt guilty about all the terrible things I had been saying. Oh hell
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197caregiver
One word... Seeds.... Lol got a fridge that are just for keeping my seed stock lmao
When I am training my plants, I like to remake songs, that I hear on the radio, into songs about smoking/growing. My version of 2Chainz, All I want for my birthday, is a big bootie bitch BECOMES All I want for my birthday, is fully trained plants!!!! Adele's Rolling in the Deep, BECOMES>>> There's some fire burning in my bowl, expanding my mind, damn, I am glad I can grow!!!! And so on....I like to think I am the weird al of cannabis songs, lol......I will be in the veg room, laughing my ass off, and TOH, will think I have lost it....especially when I sing my songs to him!!!!
Homemade bacon, egg and cheese on an everything bagel. Heaven.
No guilt at all. Big fat gut ...but no guilt.
Why? Because you get no prizes for best looking corpse.
"Oh, he looks like a fat fuck, just like when he was alive."
No guilt at all. Big fat gut ...but no guilt.
Why? Because you get no prizes for best looking corpse.
"Oh, he looks like a fat fuck, just like when he was alive."
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197caregiver
Guess I'm not the only one who sings to the girls lol my wide gets jealous cause I never sing for her but they say plants are happier with music but I think I may make them wither a little Lmao
the odd Jason Mraz youtube video.... LOL roflmao
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noyd666
its 8.30 better go and make breakfast, ham and cheese toasted.
Carl Jr's 6 dollar Bourbon Burger. SO DAM GOOD, but so bad for you. Too bad eating a greasy delicious burger isn't as healthy as a salad, cause I would be super fit then.
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iamoregone
Dairy queen dipped cones everynight
Ive almost eaten a whole jar of nutritional yeast by finger dipping!
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