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mean mr.mustard

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No mammary glands either.

Vegans must be easily fooled :D

How about making crispy bacon and putting it IN your pancakes?

I love bacon or sausage with syrup.

I usually insert fried eggs between pancakes and leave the pork right at the bottom of the stack so they can get maple soaked.

For some reason I'm a little hungry...

PS Do vegans have imitation eggs too?
 

scruffy

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No mammary glands either.

Vegans must be easily fooled :D



I love bacon or sausage with syrup.

I usually insert fried eggs between pancakes and leave the pork right at the bottom of the stack so they can get maple soaked.

For some reason I'm a little hungry...

PS Do vegans have imitation eggs too?

Ha! You can eat my portion too, not a proselytistic vegan by any means. I don't do it for moral reasons, merely because I know it's better for me, so I can be around longer to annoy everyone. I still have barbeques at my house, I have no problem cooking and serving flesh, I just don't eat it.

No, I don't think vegans have made synthetic chicken menstruation yet.
 

mean mr.mustard

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Morally I'm forced to enjoy myself.

Bring on the bacon.

If there isn't fake poultry menstruation there is likely motion towards such an end.

Vegans are rushing to fill the voids their dietary choices have left.

You want cheese because it's good and good for you.

Vegan cheese tastes like the lie it is I'm sure.
 

skullznroses

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I work with vegan cheese in my restaurant or kitchen type job. Its really not anything to get excited about, but I wouldn't poo poo it that much after eating it a few times. It has a fake nacho cheese quality I like...

speaking of which a small cup of fake nacho cheese sauce outta a machine with french fries!! now thats good.

one of my guilty pleasures is that I eat pizza for lunch almost everyday
 

skullznroses

that aint nothing but 10 cent lovin
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alright, heres another guilty pleasure, and this one is gross...

Watching pimple popping vids on youtube...

OMG
 

dagnabit

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castout

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I know it is bad for me, but when I get stressed, I like to lick my finger, and stick it in a bag of sugar, then lick off the sugar, and repeat over and over again. It is like rock candy!!!!
 

LubdaNugs

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Beer. I brew my own, so needless to say its very easy to overindulge. I only drink 1-2 days a week, on those days I'll have 3-4 beers. I used to drink nightly.
 

skullznroses

that aint nothing but 10 cent lovin
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lol castout.. I do the same thing with nutritional yeast. People are all like, I love that shit on popcorn... and Im all like like, yeah, I eat that shit off my wet finger


Does a morning wake and bake oil session before work count? you know... since Im not THAT guilty about it.
 
If people royally piss me off..... I wipe my ass with their bath towel....yes I feel a little guilty but it brings me pleasure.:biggrin:
 
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