I like burning them with a lit cigarette, then i say "there how do you like me now".
reminds me of the time i had pubic lice, you know, ... crabs! no, not public lice!
i shaved a path in the middle and poured lighter fluid on one half and set it on fire!
then when they ran across the clearing i would stab them to death with an icepick!
i hate it when that happens!