Homeless hitchhiker with hatchet saves the day

[TribalSeeds]

http://www.drudge.com/news/165255/homeless-hippie-hitchhiker-hatchet-hero

A homeless hippie hitchhiker with a hatchet saved a woman in Fresno, Calif., after she was being attacked by a man who declared himself Jesus Christ and ran over a public utility worker because he was black. Caleb Kai Lawrence was a passenger in the car of the man when the driver ran over a PG&E worker then got out and attacked the woman. "A guy that big can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick," he said. "So I f------ ran up behind him with a hatchet, smash, smash, smash!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSEgrjRazo

 

[Stoner4Life]

"So what's next for you Kai?"

"Hopefully some surfin'..."



Spicoli:
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, Hey bud, let's party!"

 

[yerboyblue]

That lady was like, "Why he would want to rape me? I still don't know." Neither do we, neither do we.

And Caleb seems like he has first hand experience about necks being snapped like pencils, being a hitch hiker with a hatchet and all.

 

[OverEagerBeaver]

"smash, smash, smmmmaaash"

lmao thank god for the homeless hitch hiker hero and his hatchet, Mr. Smashy,

now will someone please smoke this fine gentleman the fuck up and take him surfing...

 

[SeaMaiden]

<raises hand> I'll smoke Kai out, to his head. WOW.

 

[Morcheeba*]

the dude is classic in the news clip........how he animates what he said.

too funny


peace

 

[TribalSeeds]

the dude is classic in the news clip........how he animates what he said.

too funny


peace

Whats even funnier is that he said that if anyone had a specific surfboard and a type of wetsuit that they wanted to let him "test out", they should get in touch with him, but he doesnt have an address or a phone. Dude is a riot! I wish I could give him a couple of jars of dank!

 

[bigshrimp]

What's funny is 99% of you still wouldn't pick him up hitchiking if it was 100 degree out and he was being eaten by coyotes, much less kick down a nugget.

 

[TribalSeeds]

Anyone who picks up someone with a hatchet has something wrong with them and Id be suspicious of them suddenly realizing that they were Jesus Christ.
I didnt expect much sympathy for the PG&E worker around these parts...

 

[silverhazefiend]

I seen this last night it was 2 funny how he acted out the smashes lol
He's becoming viral and he should be hopefully that was the break he needed to get his life back in order or some help ..for a homless hitch hiker he seems col as f*k lol

 

[bigshrimp]

Anyone who picks up someone with a hatchet has something wrong with them and Id be suspicious of them suddenly realizing that they were Jesus Christ.
I didnt expect much sympathy for the PG&E worker around these parts...

Anybody who lives outside without a hatchet must be homebummin under a bridge or something. How the fuck are you supposed to get anything done without a hatchet?

I always carried weapons hitchiking, homeless people are the perfect prey think about it.

 

[MtnLivin]

Smash smash smaaaassshhhh HAHHAAH GO KAI!!!

 

[sweetestsin420]

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[mpd]

I can't believe he attacked Jesus Christ like that. Man, I just don't know what to say about all of that. Did anyone ever think that Jesus may have been consecrating that woman? What about doing an emergency intervention to remove Satan from her body?

The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

 

[mpd]

Double post demon strikes again.

 

[TribalSeeds]

I can't believe he attacked Jesus Christ like that. Man, I just don't know what to say about all of that. Did anyone ever think that Jesus may have been consecrating that woman? What about doing an emergency intervention to remove Satan from her body?

The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

The best part of the interview was when he was like "bro if youre christ then Ill be the fucking antichrist and shit bro"...lol

 

[dragongrower]

here is the uncencored version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNl6JKVuI6E

 

[midwestHIGHS]

First line is classic lol! So what happened today? " went strait outa dog town skateboardin, surfin it up"

to good

 

[mean mr.mustard]

He may already be high....

 

[dagnabit]

just out of curiosity how many of you(myself included)first saw this on colbert last night?