A man was dismayed to find a lump on one of his testicles & too embarressed to go to the doctor but after several weeks he finally plucked up the courage .
Dr told him it was just a lump of chewing gum .
Morale of the story ? Never allow a woman that is trying to give up smoking perform oral sex on you .
On the other hand, Extra strong mints, are to be encouraged. As is Champagne, and Creme de menthe.