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castout

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Cravenmore, any of those wings will do, and they look sooo good. I have been to Buffalo, and been to The Anchor Bar, and Duff's.......I am a wing fan. All the fun and good thingsI have done in my life, are the memories that get me through. So thank you for reminding me of my own lil wing off!!! Good times, indeed.
 

castout

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FRIENDinDEED, thanks for the kind words.....TOH and I are trying to hold it all together, cause we are all we have. I fully feel you when you say you are cut off.....we are in a kind of exile, and it is lonely. TOH is a diabetic, and since the bad time, his bllod sugar has been all over the place. I get so scared when it drops below 40, cause he has had seizures, and the hospital is no longer an option. Any new stresses cause his sugar to get so out of whack. That stresses me, and that causes the RSD to seem worse...the more my blood flows, the worse the burning pain......viscious cycle going on here...stress makes both of us worse, and everything is stressful...so we just don't talk......neither one of us wants to stir the pot, se we have become experts at avoidance. Everything hurts, man. I just pray for us to find some peace.....I want to not be scared all the time, scared of our health, scared to talk, scared of the silence, scared of never seeing the kids again......I never knew what kind of a toll being scared all the time, takes on a person...I am learning, and it sucks!!!! I come here for comfort, look to strangers and friends for some solace, cause out there, in the world, cruelty abounds, snitches flourish, and peace isn't anywhere to be found.
 

mr.brunch

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more jokes!!!! gave me a good chuckle thanks peeps.

2 eggs in a pan, one says "its hot in here"
the other says "fuck me, a talking egg!"
 

HempKat

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Unfortunately for TOH, he feels so bad about this situation. In the beginning, we were like the 2 people in that movie "Open Water" and we fought and blamed the other, then we just had to start accepting and stop blaming. Now, like I said, when we talk about everything, it is like fucking with a wound, so we avoid talking about stuff. Neither of us wants to hurt the other, but the silence is what really hurts. We both know how lucky we are to have each other, and could not do this without one another. He is like my siamese twin....if he isn't close, I get nervous, and vice versa. He is the most decent person I know, and even though we have our moments, this would unimagineable without him.

There's no point in trying to assign blame, because the only true blame falls squarely on the government for persisting in a prohibition that was born of racial prejudice and greed but otherwise has no real justification. Now I know what you're talking about, you're likely meaning blame as in who had a slip of the tongue, who trusted the wrong person, etc. Unfortunately these things sometimes come from totally unexpected things that nobody can foresee and so all one can do is try to learn from it and never let it happen that way again. Sometimes they come from the authorities violating peoples rights allowing them to obtain leads that should be illegal. Such as using the Patriot act to uncover information about citizens that aren't terrorists nor are tied to terrorists in any way shape or form. Blame though really is a waste of time and energy and serves no real good purpose because in the final analysis, even after blame has been assigned you still got the problem and the consequences that come from it. Being able to point at someone and say, "it's all his/her fault" doesn't make the problem go away.

Like I said before, you and TOH are good decent people that don't deserve this. Keep telling yourself that, hold on to that and don't let your circumstances change that if you can help it. I know that won't really make it better but it would be so much more tragic if this situation is allowed to corrupt and/or change who you are. Then it's really not much better then going to prison because that's what happens there.
 

Greyskull

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a joke from my 4yr old...

Did you hear about the guy who had his left arm and left leg cut off???
Its okay - he's all right now

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Aloha
 

HempKat

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Okay this was rated as the world's funniest joke by scientists back in 2002

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
 

Vash

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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really, really rich." ***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, "Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." ***POOF*** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh...can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. ***POOF*** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"
 
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another Leprechaun joke....

guy walks into a bathroom and there's a leprechaun at the urinal. Guy says "holy shit, a real leprechaun! Hey you have to give me 3 wishes!" The leprechaun finishes peeing then turns to the guy. "Okay, what are your wishes?" Guy says "I want a huge dick." The leprechaun is like alright, when you wake up you'll have a huge dick. What next?" The guy thinks..."I want the hottest wife in the world." Leprechaun says "done. When you wake up tomorrow an incredibly beautiful woman will be the first person you see. That will be your wife." So the leprechaun has stuff to do and is getting impatient and finally the guy comes up with his last wish - "I want to be the richest man in the world." The leprechaun hesitates, then tells the man that such a wish required to actually have the person receiving the wish suck the leprechaun's dick. Apparently that's the only way for them to perform wishes of that magnitude. Anyway, the guy freaks out. Hes like "fuck that, no way." He paces back and forth for about ten minutes, thinking how his new big dick will be useless without money and you can forget about the hot wife, she'll leave for money....then walks over and gets on his knees and says "alright let's just get this done." As he's sucking the leprechaun's dick and almost puking he stops and says "I can't believe I'm doing this!" The leprechaun looks down at him and says "I can't believe you still think I'm a leprechaun"
 

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

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I remember this one time takeing a 6 hour tour of new England with the friends castout,toh, n lumberjack smokeing blunts of ecsd, remember the girl with her titties out right as we were turning down yet what was another wrong street... even gps cant help stonervmoments... heading back to the airport took about 45 min....lol....
Heres another when me an lumberjack were waiting for our plane home, he ate too many of the caramels an was rocking back an forth in his chair, an being 6'8 near 300 lbs when that fuck rocks everything else does... so this old lady that was sittin back to back with him in those rows of airplane lobby chairs, she turns around an almost starts yelling that his was causeing her to get nauceus cause in her words it was shakey then a roller coaster ride.... she was at least 60, was fuckin highlarious to watch... Az
 
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Ziggaro

My one friend always cracks me up saying odd things..

Jesus inventions are one of my favorite... Did you know that Jesus invented cake because when they handed out the crackers for covenant nobody asked for seconds?
According to my friend Jesus invented lots of things but I forget them all..

He also used to say that woodland dwarves of great antiquity would come and hide my cookbooks and sharpen the stones in my driveway to make it unbearable to check the mail without shoes.

I don't know if this is funny or cheers you up but some people like weird stuff haha.. like me :)
 

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ThePizzaMan

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another Leprechaun joke....

guy walks into a bathroom and there's a leprechaun at the urinal. Guy says "holy shit, a real leprechaun! Hey you have to give me 3 wishes!" The leprechaun finishes peeing then turns to the guy. "Okay, what are your wishes?" Guy says "I want a huge dick." The leprechaun is like alright, when you wake up you'll have a huge dick. What next?" The guy thinks..."I want the hottest wife in the world." Leprechaun says "done. When you wake up tomorrow an incredibly beautiful woman will be the first person you see. That will be your wife." So the leprechaun has stuff to do and is getting impatient and finally the guy comes up with his last wish - "I want to be the richest man in the world." The leprechaun hesitates, then tells the man that such a wish required to actually have the person receiving the wish suck the leprechaun's dick. Apparently that's the only way for them to perform wishes of that magnitude. Anyway, the guy freaks out. Hes like "fuck that, no way." He paces back and forth for about ten minutes, thinking how his new big dick will be useless without money and you can forget about the hot wife, she'll leave for money....then walks over and gets on his knees and says "alright let's just get this done." As he's sucking the leprechaun's dick and almost puking he stops and says "I can't believe I'm doing this!" The leprechaun looks down at him and says "I can't believe you still think I'm a leprechaun"


That is so fucking funny! :tiphat:
 
Funny story from a few years ago on the 4th of July :) We were all partying, having a great time on the beach when the po drives by and gets stuck in the sand! Castout runs down next to the truck and starts yelling, "push it!!! push it reaaaalllll goooooood" lmao It was great watching those piggies try to wiggle their way out. lol Serves them right for trying to patrol!!! :)

I miss you sister. Wishing you brighter days ahead. :huggg:
 

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