Luv-U-Long-Time
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Come on,bro....really?
You don't even have to say pretty please with a cherry on top?
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Come on,bro....really?
You don't even have to say pretty please with a cherry on top?
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gloryoskie
Got the White House on speed dial.
I share the number with many folks.
If you call, a guy answers, " White house switchboard, how may I direct your call? "
DEMAND the president return your call RIGHT AWAY because it's VERY IMPORTANT.
Act all agitated and talk really fast with great authority.
You are bound to get a reply of some kind.
The op email reply? meh.
I share the number with many folks.
If you call, a guy answers, " White house switchboard, how may I direct your call? "
DEMAND the president return your call RIGHT AWAY because it's VERY IMPORTANT.
Act all agitated and talk really fast with great authority.
You are bound to get a reply of some kind.
The op email reply? meh.
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larry badiner
has that ever worked. im pretty sure the president would just jump up and drop everything hes doing in order to return some random callers call. jk.
i met some secret service agents after i submitted some stuff on whitehouse.gov, they were both cool but i didnt get their badge numbers. they told me some stuff about some "networks" at cnn i cant talk much about. i wish i asked them about growing pot. man i wish i could get in touch with those guys
or are you that same agent? rofl. dont drug my pepsi again :/
i know better than waste my time and the stuff i would say would get me in trouble.
SacredTHCRitual
Member
From putting Americans back to work-
to expanding access to medical care,
my Administration continues to take bold action to do what is right for our Nation.
We -- who is we?
have enacted the most comprehensive financial reforms in decades,
rescued and helped retool our auto industry,
- OK you took over General Motors..is anybody rushing out to buy GM? how about you overseas peoples?
expanded student aid to millions of young people - Are you sure you don't mean "limited"?? Why are all the students outraged about higher costs of school?
helped level the playing field for working women, - Balls to take credit for something like this...really?....
and made the largest investment in clean energy in our history-- They all filed bankruptcy. Solyndra anybody? The Chinese built it better, faster, cheaper and smaller once again.
Because of the courageous acts of our service members- Invading Afghanistan to guard the opium crop
we have been able to end the war in Iraq and take down Osama bin Laden. -- you keep saying "we"..I wish you would come out and just say who this "we" really is. Council on Foreign Relations and the Bilderberg group maybe? So let me get this straight, we spend 10 years trying to find Bin Laden, right around election time you claim to have killed him and he was hiding in pakistan. Who needs proof when you got words right? I mean you killed him and buried him at sea before anyone could do a detailed independent analysis to confirm the identification. Then to top it off, all the Navy Seals members involved in that raid are all dead now, they were killed in Afghanistan all on board a Chinook helicopter...I dont believe in coincidences, do you?
We have also made historic commitments to provide for our troops as they return home. Securing our country’s future will take time, but I will not stop working to rebuild the kind of America where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same rules.
Again with this "we" and your vision of what this place should be makes me and many Americans Uneasy.
America is one giant dog eats dog in a bid to satisfy the master at the top...check out this scene below and see if you find any similarities to where we live today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlnnh6KeDc
sorry to get your hopes up but, i wrote that letter to you..
TLoft13
Member
Talks 10 minutes, says absolutly nothing= Either a Politician or a Public Relations c**ksucker.
Nice to hear though that he is "working to rebuild the kind of America where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same rules."
So all affirmative action programs will be terminated nationwide!
Luv-U-Long-Time
Member
Talks 10 minutes, says absolutly nothing= Either a Politician or a Public Relations c**ksucker.
Nice to hear though that he is "working to rebuild the kind of America where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same rules."
So all affirmative action programs will be terminated nationwide!
How dare you!
lol...you'd be better off bringing up 'dead breeders' who won't play ball, on this site.
TLoft13
Member
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?p=5158167#post5158167
I forgot to mention: The male female wage gap is also a lie. Lie, lie, lie.
Not that this will stop our governments from throwing our money at nonexistent problems. White hetero= Bad, mm'kay?
ZippyThePinhead
Member
Sounds like an E-form letter.
LMAO
Dear. Prole,
Thank you for your inquiry.
I'm currently out of the office smoking weed, doing cocaine and banging Colombian hookers. Ya know, stuff that I'd throw you in a privatized prison cage for, but can do without consequence hahahahhahah. Sorry, a little inside bourgeois humor.
In all seriousness I encourage you to keep sending in your concerns so I can keep sending you auto responses. It will occupy your mind while I finish plundering your savings and pissing away future generations' livelihoods. Hey man, I'm just doing what my predecessors have done. Don't hate the playa' hate the game lololol.
Don't forget to cast your meaningless vote in November! Me or Mittens. Just pick the color of your masters suit.
Sincerely,
The President of the United States
Barry "Barrack" Sorento..... Hussein Obama
PS. LOL I'm so high I forget what my characters name is supposed to be.
I forgot to mention:
Boo fucking hoo, poor oppressed white male...
It's so sad how women and people of color are always taking what is rightfully yours.
Well everything mentioned in the email is essentially a summery of the Obama campaign for 2012 so I'm betting the person that actually replied was a member of Obama's campaign staff. In the early days of his Presidency it was reported on a number of occasions that Obama made a sincere effort to read all the emails he got. But with everything going on now, plus campaigning for another 4 years I would doubt he has the time.
This is from a 2008 article:
For example, Weismann said, the expected e-mail volume for the White House Office in the Executive Office of the President is 60,000 to 100,000 daily"
And another from 2009
In a highly-produced video posted on the White House Web site in August, Director of Presidential Correspondence Mike Kelleher said the office gets 65,000 letters a week, in addition to thousands of faxes, phone calls and emails
So, yeah, pretty sure the president isn't reading his mail personally....
For example, Weismann said, the expected e-mail volume for the White House Office in the Executive Office of the President is 60,000 to 100,000 daily"
And another from 2009
In a highly-produced video posted on the White House Web site in August, Director of Presidential Correspondence Mike Kelleher said the office gets 65,000 letters a week, in addition to thousands of faxes, phone calls and emails
So, yeah, pretty sure the president isn't reading his mail personally....
TLoft13
Member
Yeah, never mind fairness, honesty, integrity, rationality, the scientific method and -oh- the wellbeing of half the population, i just like to whine.
@SpasticGramps: 1A, still laughing.
Dear [insert name],
I want to thank you for taking time to voice your opinion. We take issues like [insert subject of letter] seriously. We have been working hard on [insert subject], and will continue to do so. Once again, thank you, your opinion means [insert bullshit] to us!
I want to thank you for taking time to voice your opinion. We take issues like [insert subject of letter] seriously. We have been working hard on [insert subject], and will continue to do so. Once again, thank you, your opinion means [insert bullshit] to us!
More like 36%, but who's counting, right....?
