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Top 10 things NOT do do when arrested

No Me Ves

New member
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS ADVICE. A wide variety of people are arrested every day and the majority of the individuals make the same mistakes which make there situation even worse. Many of these reactions are understandable, however some defy logic and reason. Nobody plans on being arrested, but you may be arrested for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Share this with your colleagues, friends and family because it will come in handy for many of you. The basic rule is to simply listen to the officer and do as your told, "Put Your Hands Behind Your Back" and do NOT do any of these Ten Things:
1. Don't Talk.
Do not say a word to the officer. Shut the F. up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / she does not care generally whether you are innocent or guilty and there is nothing that he / she can do at this point. Most times, when people speak to officers they say something that makes their situation far worse. Keep your mouth shut, there will be plenty of time to talk later.
2. Don't Run.
I said above to listen to the officer and follow his / her instructions. Do not be scared and do not let the liquid courage aka alcohol convince you that you can outrun the twelve officers and helicopter that will track you down. Also, police become highly suspicious that someone running has a weapon and may be quick to draw their weapon. Additionally when they do run you down expect much stronger force used to subdue a fleeing suspect.
3. Never Resist Arrest.
Perhaps the most important thing not to do is touch the police officer at all! Again, sober up quick and follow what the officer says. Many people attempt to bump the officer or swat an officers hands away. This often falls under the assault statutes and now a minor misdemeanor arrest becomes a FELONY. Thus a reckless driving charge leads to a year or more in state prison. Additionally, touching the officer in any way can lead to a batton in the mouth.
4. Don't Believe the Police.
It is perfectly legal for the police to lie to get you to make an admission. The police frequently separate two friends and tell one the other one ratted him / her out. Because of the lie, the other friend now rats the first friend out. Police and detectives also state that "it will be easier" to talk now...LIES!!! DON'T BELIEVE THIS BS! It will only be easier for the police to prove their case!
5. No Searching.
Do not allow the police to search anywhere! If the police officer asks, they do not have the right to search and must have your consent. If you are asked make sure you proclaim to any witnesses that "You (the police) do not have consent to search." If they perform the search anyway, that evidence may be thrown out later. Also, if you consent to a search, the officers may find something that you had no idea you had placed somewhere, ie: marijuana left by a friend.
6. Don't Look At Places Where You Don't Want Police to Search.
Police are trained to watch you and react to you. They know that you are nervous and scared and many people look to the areas that they don't want the police to search. Do not react to the search and do not answer any questions. LOOK DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
7. Do Not Talk Shit to the Police.
I don't care if you have been wrongly arrested and the true culprit is standing in front of you. Don't talk shit! Police hear all day that my dad is the the Governor's Assistant's Intern and I will have your badge for this! Police have a lot of discretion in the upcoming charges brought. Police can add charges, change a misdemeanor to a felony, or even talk to the prosecutor that is ultimately prosecuting you.
8. If Police Come to Your Home, Do not Let Them In and Do Not Step Outside Your Home
If the police are confident you have committed a felony, they are coming in anyway, because they generally don't need an arrest warrant. Make it clear to the police by stating: "No you may not come in", or "I am comfortable talking right here", or "You need a search warrant to enter my home." If they return, your attorney can arrange for you to turn yourself in should that be necessary and you will spend no time in jail between the hearings.
9. Outside Your Home Arrested, Do Not Accept Offer to Go In Your Home for Anything.
The officer may say to you, how about you go inside and change, freshen up, talk to your wife, husband, get a jacket, or any other reason. The police will graciously escort you in and then tear your home apart searching through it. Also, do not let them secure your car. Your car is fine. Remember they are lying to you. They don't give a damn if you are really cold or if you need to talk to your wife or husband.
10. Don't say a word.
It's incredible how many people feel that they can convince the officer, the booking officer or a detective (if your case reaches that stature) that they are not guilty. YOUR CASE IS NOT DECIDED BY THESE PEOPLE. They have no affect on your records. Wait to speak to your lawyer! The courts give enormous weight to "confessions" during this stage. A suspect is almost NEVER released after being arrested.
Follow these ten simply rules religiously and many of your rights will remain intact. I don't care how nervous, scared or drunk you are, THESE RULES ARE VERY IMPORTANT, and will help you tremendously in the short and long run.
 

paladin420

FACILITATOR
Veteran
11. don't tell him how much fun you just had tag teamin his wife,and daughter.
12. how much his breath smells like pecker
13. how that uinform a bullet proof vest make him look slim
14. admit to masterbating on his doughnuts
15. tell him you are invisible nog
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Oh don't try to kick him in the nuts...they hate that...trust me...I know.
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
have your lawyers business card handy. when they try to get info out of you, smile and hand them the card. "talk to this guy, i have nothing to say"
 
have your lawyers business card handy. when they try to get info out of you, smile and hand them the card. "talk to this guy, i have nothing to say -

and that's it
always be smart with cops, not a smart ass...
 

supermanlives

Active member
Veteran
i usually tell them what a piece of shit they are. and i will be out in a few hours. kiss my ass dickhead. and i got nothing else to say but my name,dob and ss number. and oh ya asshole i make like 5 times what you do.
 

joe fresh

Active member
Mentor
Veteran
i really suprised this is not on the list....but it should be #1....



NEVER BE A FUCKING SNITCH.....karma's a bitch
 

Chronage

Scholastic Warrior
Don't ever compare anything they ask you about fun to ALMOST as fun as fucking their mother. That comment was followed by a reminder they could do whatever they wanted and it was my word against theirs. Scary shit.
 

ChumLeeJr

Member
#1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5

Say Nothing. there is an excellent video on Youtube about a ships captain that was busted in a Greenpeace kerfuffle. He picked a spot on the floor, and stared at it - said not a word. No looking the cops in the eye, no response of any kind to any question.

He shut those fuckers OUT, and it spooked them BAD.

He gave them nada - it was beautiful.

And never take a polygraph. It cannot help you, even if you are innocent. Not admissible in any court, and the wrong heartbeat can make you "guilty" in the cops eyes.
 

joesilver

Member
Don't ever compare anything they ask you about fun to ALMOST as fun as fucking their mother. That comment was followed by a reminder they could do whatever they wanted and it was my word against theirs. Scary shit.

That's the thing, just blow it off, shut up, then walk away.
 

FlowerFarmer

Well-known member
Veteran
Don't just have your lawyers card on hand..

Have that shit memorized!!!


You don't want to be down at the station being held/booked with no numbers memorized. Its amazing how many people these days don't know important numbers..always relying on the saved contact in their phone.

Prepare to get fucked with if you "need" your phone in order to get a number for your call. You'll end up spending a lot longer time there.
 

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