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Why does she always make me hold her purse?
- Thread starter huligun
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well bro, screw that shit!!! if she go to the toilet, why not use the fuqin door-handle/knob and hang it there??? and if she let you carry that ish, while walking like someone mentioned above, she sure try to train you like a puppy, and remove the last bits of manhood from you... so either, she wants to control you, or she ain't the brightest of bulbs, and it never occured to her to use the door handle as a hook...
blessss
ps.: did someone say yummybud?
blessss
ps.: did someone say yummybud?
next time she hands it to you when she has to go to the toilet....take a dump in it....when she says..."what the hell...why is there a turd in my bag?"....just say "dear...i know how you feel about your bag going into the toilets...and well i had a sudden urge for a shit and needed to go to the toilet...thought it would be rude to take it in there...so i used your bag"
do you think she will ask you again?...HH. =]-~
do you think she will ask you again?...HH. =]-~
redneck shogun
Member
Just tell her next time she asks that you will do it only if she does you a favor in return. Make it the nastiest sex act you know she won't do. Then you either get out of holding the purse or you get some freaky sex which is totally worth looking gay for 2 minutes of your life. Remind her that any relationship must involve some compromise.
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vonforne
holding a purse for sex......come on!!
Be a gentleman and hold the purse. Try and open a door sometimes also. Maybe her coat also.
Damn.
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Be a gentleman and hold the purse. Try and open a door sometimes also. Maybe her coat also.
Damn.
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sutra1
Member
^^^this^^^
Been holding my wife's purse for years. I'm pretty assured of my hetero-ness, don't GAF what others think. BTW, some of the coolest people I know are gay and there is nothing wrong with that.
Protea
Member
i would think it is mush easyer for her to go to the toilet whit out the handbag. so if you are there why not give her a hand, i mean you are the boyfriend after all, get used to it, they always asks things. having a bag hanging over youre shoulder so that youre narrow minded lation friends might thing you are gay, would that really be the first reactiong,
"holla amigo, wtf, he is holding a girly bag, wtf he must like it up the poper, maybe, i dont know many latinos, but thats not the first thing i think.
its a small favor she asks, dont blow it out of all proportions, if you are to paranoyed about the gay thing,, then wait for her outside the laidyes room, so all youre homophobe friends can se you holding a girlybag outside the girls toilet, so they think you are just colecting browny points for that rimjob you wanted.
"holla amigo, wtf, he is holding a girly bag, wtf he must like it up the poper, maybe, i dont know many latinos, but thats not the first thing i think.
its a small favor she asks, dont blow it out of all proportions, if you are to paranoyed about the gay thing,, then wait for her outside the laidyes room, so all youre homophobe friends can se you holding a girlybag outside the girls toilet, so they think you are just colecting browny points for that rimjob you wanted.
Jesus, I never knew people were so insecure..
Latinos have that whole paternal/macho culture thing going on, but even so, it's just a favor for a woman. If you're that worried about being mistaken for a gay, you probably need to re-evaluate your self esteem.
Latinos have that whole paternal/macho culture thing going on, but even so, it's just a favor for a woman. If you're that worried about being mistaken for a gay, you probably need to re-evaluate your self esteem.
been holding the purse for 20 yrs. plus..no biggie..also, when i was single, many moons ago i kept tampons, contact lens cleaner all sorts of stuff on hand.. no wants to be woken up after a night of humping by some chick asking me to take her or go to the store for shit like that..
i used to say second drawer down bathroom cabinet..have it chickie, now let me sleep!!
i used to say second drawer down bathroom cabinet..have it chickie, now let me sleep!!
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el dub
First mistake was going to the mall with her. That's a place for her and her girlfriends, imo.
I don't hold my wife's purse. And she's never expected me to in over 20 years. I'd ask her what she thinks all the other women do with their purse at the mall when their significant other isn't around.
I believe this thread should be in the women's forum to see what they think....
lw
I don't hold my wife's purse. And she's never expected me to in over 20 years. I'd ask her what she thinks all the other women do with their purse at the mall when their significant other isn't around.
I believe this thread should be in the women's forum to see what they think....
lw
Cure?
Rummage around in there and jumble everything up.
"What were you doing in my purse?"
"Oh nothing...looking for some gum."
Problem solved.*
* Use caution. Handbag rape is a serious charge.
Rummage around in there and jumble everything up.
"What were you doing in my purse?"
"Oh nothing...looking for some gum."
Problem solved.*
* Use caution. Handbag rape is a serious charge.
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el dub
mrcreosote: I don't stick my hand in my wife's purse for ANYTHING. I've always been under the impression that any male appendage thrust into a woman's purse would shrivel up and die. If she wants something from her purse, I'm happy to fetch it so she can do her thing.
Next question for the op.... Would you carry the purse of a latina girlfriend? (Would she even ask?)
I don't think ethnicity should play a part in this dealio. Tell her how it is, skin color be damned.
lw
Next question for the op.... Would you carry the purse of a latina girlfriend? (Would she even ask?)
I don't think ethnicity should play a part in this dealio. Tell her how it is, skin color be damned.
lw
MrBluntfaced
Member
I think he was pointing out the race ethnic side of things because he was unsure if it was a cultural thing that he was unaware of, growing up living and interacting mainly with the Latino culture.
hgherbals420
Member
Really guys?! I can't believe there is so much hubub about a non-issue (at least in my book). I could give a fuck what anyone else thinks, I have nothin but love for my girl and if she would prefer me to hold her purse then to set it on a urine covered floor then that is fine!
Chivalry might not be dead, but it is becoming less and less the norm.
Chivalry might not be dead, but it is becoming less and less the norm.
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el dub
Good point, seniorbluntfaced.
op: Holding g/f's purse isn't a cultural expectation for us blanquitos. Look around the next time you are in the mall. Tell me how many dudes you see guarding/carrying a purse.
lw
op: Holding g/f's purse isn't a cultural expectation for us blanquitos. Look around the next time you are in the mall. Tell me how many dudes you see guarding/carrying a purse.
lw
Next time she tries to handle you the purse you ,accidentally, drop it on the floor and spread the contents all over the place while you put up your most panicky face. Show her that you are no good at holding pursesand later in the day/night show her what are you best for
lol the inept purse carrying technique
its weird thing ive had women try to do the same thing,,
she might be a megalomaniac of sorts,,
I have the wife keep a lot of the stuph I dont want in my pockets in her purse...so when we go somewhere that I know we are going to be walking around a lot i bring a small back pack ... that way if she gets tired of carrying everything i can put her purse in the backpack and help out
greenpinky
Member
ha ha, she just wants you to hold her money, if her beaver had a strap on it and she needed u to hold it, you would be wearing it on ur head. your her man act like it. or is it better to have a woman with no purse, and she wants to hold your wallet?
