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Captain America: Do this instead.
George: No, thanks. l got some store-bought here of my own.
Captain America:No, man. This is grass.
George:You mean, marijuana? Lord have mercy! Is that what that is? Let me see that.
Captain America:Go ahead. Light it up.
George:Oh, no, no, no... l couldn't do that. l've got enough problems... with the booze and all. l can't afford to get hooked.
Captain America:You won't get hooked.
George: Well, l know. But it leads to harder stuff. You say it's all right? Well, all right then.
How do l do it?
Captain America:Here.
Easy Rider
George: No, thanks. l got some store-bought here of my own.
Captain America:No, man. This is grass.
George:You mean, marijuana? Lord have mercy! Is that what that is? Let me see that.
Captain America:Go ahead. Light it up.
George:Oh, no, no, no... l couldn't do that. l've got enough problems... with the booze and all. l can't afford to get hooked.
Captain America:You won't get hooked.
George: Well, l know. But it leads to harder stuff. You say it's all right? Well, all right then.
How do l do it?
Captain America:Here.
Easy Rider
"Oh bliss, bliss and heaven... Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh... And then, a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now... I knew such lovely pictures"
Alex in A Clockwork Orange
Alex in A Clockwork Orange
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
Raoul Duke: If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998
Raoul Duke: If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998
Senator: Mr. Pentangeli, were you a member of the Corleone family? Did you serve under Caporegime Peter Clemenza, under Vito Corleone,also known as "The Godfather"?
Pentangeli: I -- I -- I never know no Godfather.
I got my own family, Senator.
Senator: Mr. Pentangeli you are contradicting a sworn statement that you previously made to me and signed. I ask you again sir, you are now under oath, were you at any time a member of a crime organization headed by Michael Corleone.
Pentangeli: I don't know nothin' about that..
Oh, I was in the Olive Oil business with his father but that was a long time ago that's all.
Senator: We have a sworn affidavit, we have it... your sworn affidavit that you murdered on the orders of Michael Corleone. Do you deny that confession, and do you realize what will happen as a result of your denial?
Pentangeli: Look the FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Corleone 'cause that's what they wanted, but it was all lies...uh...everything.
And I kept saying... Michael Corleone did this and Michael Corleone did that... uh... so I said yea sure, why not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omerta
Pentangeli: I -- I -- I never know no Godfather.
I got my own family, Senator.
Senator: Mr. Pentangeli you are contradicting a sworn statement that you previously made to me and signed. I ask you again sir, you are now under oath, were you at any time a member of a crime organization headed by Michael Corleone.
Pentangeli: I don't know nothin' about that..
Oh, I was in the Olive Oil business with his father but that was a long time ago that's all.
Senator: We have a sworn affidavit, we have it... your sworn affidavit that you murdered on the orders of Michael Corleone. Do you deny that confession, and do you realize what will happen as a result of your denial?
Pentangeli: Look the FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Corleone 'cause that's what they wanted, but it was all lies...uh...everything.
And I kept saying... Michael Corleone did this and Michael Corleone did that... uh... so I said yea sure, why not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omerta
Sabudda
Member
Murphy MacManus:You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus:Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Rocco
uke Fucking Wayne!
Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManusuke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco:Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus:And when it all falls down?
Rocco:We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus:But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco:Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus:Hard men!
Connor MacManusoing hard shit!
Rocco:and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus:No, 'course not
Connor MacManus:Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco:I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus:Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManuson't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Rocco:Kiss my ass!
Rocco:Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus:There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco:John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Rocco:Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco:Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly:Thanks for comin' out.
Connor MacManus:Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Rocco
uke Fucking Wayne! Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus
uke Fucking WAYNE! Rocco:Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus:And when it all falls down?
Rocco:We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus:But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco:Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus:Hard men!
Connor MacManus
oing hard shit!Rocco:and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus:No, 'course not
Connor MacManus:Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco:I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus:Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus
on't smoke. Don't drive fast.Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Rocco:Kiss my ass!
Rocco:Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus:There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco:John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Rocco:Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco:Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly:Thanks for comin' out.
P
pine boy
WILSON???Wilson!
V
vonforne
“Now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault… it don’t matter… I’m gonna blow your head off. It’s as simple as that.”
- Jacob McCandles in Big Jake 1971
John Wayne
- Jacob McCandles in Big Jake 1971
John Wayne
Frank Pentangeli: Those were the great old days,you know... And we was like the Roman Empire... The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire...
Tom Hagen: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.
Tom Hagen: That was a good break. A nice deal.
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.
(Someone should put this scene on a loop for Sandusky)
Tom Hagen: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.
Tom Hagen: That was a good break. A nice deal.
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.
(Someone should put this scene on a loop for Sandusky)
TY, GP73LPC.. You seem to know your movies.
meduser180056
Active member
"you'll shoot your eye out"
No just kidding that movie has become annoying as fuck.
No just kidding that movie has become annoying as fuck.
ajc0k
Active member
'HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?"
"DONNY YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT"
"You don't want anyone to think that you suck dick at fuckin pussy"
"WAH-SUP MY N*GGA" JACKIE CHAN RUSH HOUR
"Quick fashion question, should i wear this tec-9 with the high tops? or this uzi, with my low tops?"
"GET TO THE CHOPPAHH!"
"DONNY YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT"
"You don't want anyone to think that you suck dick at fuckin pussy"
"WAH-SUP MY N*GGA" JACKIE CHAN RUSH HOUR
"Quick fashion question, should i wear this tec-9 with the high tops? or this uzi, with my low tops?"
"GET TO THE CHOPPAHH!"
