It's official, I am the suckiest grower ever!!!!!

[paladin420]

Well So sorry to rain on your award,But...wow hav I seen some doozies !!!!

Hav u looked for fungus gnats??? little bastards cause about what you are describing in my hydro

 

[Duplicate]

CSI: Enhance

 

[hazy]

Make sure you finish any flush in coco with nute solution or you will get defiiencies.

 

[Warped1]

Damn castout..who do you think you are??? I know I'm a suckier grower...get real babe

 

[Rouge]

mmm? .............. a race to the bottom! I'm outa here.
But the CSI idea is a gem. Another job category created. I wonder how much wealth and supporting jobs that CSI would create. I'd call it the Ganja Guru Show on Fox at 4:20 pm ....................hahaha.................. Good luck with the flush!

 

[resinryder]

You got them on tables or on the floor on water catch pans?
You using ro or tap water?
Amount of CalMag/gallon?
You may need to up your ppms just a bit to say 850 to 950.
Found my ph sweet spot is between 5.9 to 6.0
Feed everyday. Coco will fool ya into thinking it doesn't need to be fed everyday but do it.That's gonna be a bitch later into bloom when they are drinking like a sailor on shore leave, hehe
flush once a month with a clearx type product but you know that.
Just my .02. but who am I but some grower of fictional internet plantage, hehe Hope you guys are doing well.

 

[Mike Myers]

shit at this point im over the plants looking sub par and more worried about my carpentry skills trying to get this room together...guess i got to stoned during shop and woodworking!
MM

 

[forty]

I was patting myself on the back, rather smugly telling myself, you still got it girl!!!!! Then, this morning the ganja gods, dope slapped me, to remind me, I don't got it, lol.

don't have to take that kinda treatment.. slap em back and keep workin on it... that is if your willing to give up your crown to someone else.

 

[AbeFroman]

I could be worse. I have read about people planting popped seeds upside down.

 

[castout]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.........but at least I am learning, it is only a faux pas, if I learn nothing!!!! This wonderful plant keeps me on my toes, and thank you all for the support, it is an honor to be the queen, and I promise, I will make you all proud, lol!!!!!!! There will soon be some topless pics, and a sex scandal........but it will be my badly topped plants, and the sex scandal is about me working with all pollinated females, lol..............

 

[Guest 88950]

...........so that was you i passed on my way up?

the phantom cal/mag issue related to RA's made me rethink growing my own meds but the shit on the street brought me back to reality.



just think of it this way.........when your at the bottom there is only one way to go, UP.


and hurry up with those risque pics

 

[Herborizer]

As soon as you think you know everything, you figure out you know nothing. It can be quite humbling.

 

[castout]

The plants have indeed turned around, and I await the next speed bump!!!!!

 

[Guest 88950]

the next speed bump hopefully will be your scissors gumming up while trimming.


keep it green

 

[Bobby Stainless]

Everyone on this site was the suckiest grower at some point in their growing career.

Rarely does one sit down at a piano, and just start playing.

Keep at it.

 

[smog]

did they turn yellow within a week of being under a bigger light?,6/9 dont work for sum. rinse with 8/16.whem moveing to a bigger light try one or two 10/20 waterings before, so there ready for increased light then taper off more and more towards the end use silica in late flowering.floraliciuos or karma adds vitality makes more perky

 

[castout]

Actually, I must admit, it is my own inexperience, with coco, that was the problem. There were a few plants that looked smaller, so I STOPPED feeding them. As soon as I fed them, the perked right up....I assumed(yes, made an ass of myself, yet again)that they were smaller, so they were getting too much water and food. Now, that I have fed them....thanks to all of you....they are looking better. Doesn't matter how long I have been at this, I learn something new, with every medium I use. Every medium has it's quirks. I still regally sit upon my throne as WORLD'S SUCKIEST GROWER!!!!!! And trust me, I will be here for awhile, lol!!!!!!

 

[Max Yields]

Ha Ha!!! You Suck!!!...LOL... j/k...

Thats not you being a shitty grower. Thats just you experiencing what is a minor mistake that can easily be fixed and solved with a little bit of adjustments. Thats what I love the most about growing cannabis. The personal growth that comes with it as well. Sometimes just like in life itself you WILL make mistakes. So just stand back analyze the situation and how you fucked up and then find solutions for it.
I bet you won't be having this problem again..! Even if you do, this is the right place to have it at...

On the shittiest grower, I gotta say, not that I haven't made my share of fuck ups along the way, but there was a grower on here awhile back
(who shall remain anonymous,mostly cause I can't remember his name) who grew 3 plants under a 150watt hps. I'll keep this short & sweet.
The plants were a freakin' joke. I was blown away with how bad and puny they looked. He had been on this site for quite awhile too.
He's not around anymore I assume.
The thread was never finished and his projected harvest weight was going to be 7 grams, and you know how when you eyeball your final weight you tend to be generous with the numbers.

Then there is the infamous Crush character... Hard Mode indeed..!
Then non growing whiner Yummybud, who created an account here (he was a member here for quite a long time, with thousands of posts I might add) and never ever once posted anything about growing or even smoking EVER, EVER...EVER!!!

I'll say you have some tough competition to be claiming king this early... LOL

 

[Rowdy420]

^^ True Dat Max Yields!

Brush yur self off and wipe some dirt on it, you either fail and start over or just fail and stop!

Good luck, Peace

 

[FreezerBoy]

Then there is the infamous Crush character... Hard Mode indeed..!

Well, that's just... mean.

Castout's trying to have a little fun, meet some people, share some self deprecating humor and you have to blow him out of the water with this? I mean, nobody competes with Crush.

Cast, sorry to say but, you are now officially the 101st worst grower. The top 100 spots belong to Crush and his Hard Mode "InDeekas"

Hey, the run was great while it lasted.