Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[mad librettist]

I'll be the last one laughing when your pencils bounce off my kevlar shirt collar.

 

[guest2012y]

"....Macken Fracken neem oil mutha fuggas...I gotch yo #2 you keep going on about it"
"Shakedown.....remain on your bunks!"

 

[forty]

so there's an artistic approach to dankness? .....and all this time i thought miracle grow had it all sussed out. live n learn...

 

[Canniwhatsis]

Neem oil schenemeoil!,.....


Fuck all if it might have done my mums good!.....


Nothin but good ol swami helped me out with my "SnowGrow" !!!!!!~~

 

[River-Running]

Would this product take care of the Cal-Mag Lockout problem? Calcium from the milk with Magnesium added to boot!

Just curious as usual.........

 

[guest2012y]

I don't know about that stuff^^^...but I'm telling you guys...I mean guys come on,you can make SNOW!
Swami K~

 

[River-Running]

What ever happened to the Thai Power Isomerizers of yesteryear?

LMAO

RR

 

[guest2012y]

What ever happened to the Thai Power Isomerizers of yesteryear?

LMAO

RR

Your kids tore them apart and tried to scrape the resin out...I was one of of them..lmao

 

[River-Running]

In spite of Disco music, the 70's had some interesting facets in the cannabis world. You know - the days before mandatory drug testing.

LOL

 

[Scrappy4]

What ever happened to the Thai Power Isomerizers of yesteryear?

LMAO

RR

There on ebay and getting 400-600 a pop........

 

[guest2012y]

I find this photo pretty much sums up a day in the life of a professional stoner.

 

[Canniwhatsis]

I find this photo pretty much sums up a day in the life of a professional stoner.

That's exactly what I was thinking when you first posted it!!!!

 

[Canniwhatsis]

Swami,.... I've got at least 1 more week of flower left,........ is this sufficiently frosty and ready to harvest?

 

[motaloca]

Swami,.... I've got at least 1 more week of flower left,........ is this sufficiently frosty and ready to harvest?

Now that's serious resin

 

[Scrappy4]

By now, I know you all buy and use, the infamous Swami K Orgasmic line up and are happy with it, when used with Swami K's Dolomite juice, and lizard breath flush. But now there is a true Chemical alternative to the organic (pencil neck) line.

Introducing for the first time today Swami K's Chemical compost. Swami K took the best of organic growing and put in a chemical edge for the first true advancement in chem growing in many years.

As A double bubble bonus, the ingredients used to be thrown out in the river behind the monsanto plant, but swami K while bathing in the river among the mutant lotus plants, had the revelation to use the waste, marry it with compost, bless it himself, and pass it on to us at low low prices......

I give you Swami K's LOTUS FUEL. and LOTUS FUEL TEA.... coming soon to a dro store near you

 

[schwagg]

already got the shit pre-ordered !!!!

 

[guest2012y]

Hype it up fella's...this shitz the real deal.
Swamster~

 

[big_daddy]

already got the shit pre-ordered !!!!

Already got my tea schwagg !

 

[bonsai]

Swaami, bro, broseph, brohemian of the highest order; I'm stuck. I'm doing my best to follow the Divine Nute Schedule, but I can't keep track of all these numbers when I'm so high on the blessed dankness.

Do you have a spreadsheet I can download or better yet a slide rule which includes your patented moon cycle compensation?

p.s. I buried a new bottle of PK13/14 in a bulls horn packed with its own excrement as per your advice, but is it after new moon or full moon that I unearth it? I've readied the UV-B array for that step.

 

[guest2012y]

"slide rule which includes your patented moon cycle compensation"

You are in luck...and really who isn't when it comes to Swami Kushendez seeds..

We are actually developing a slide rule based on user notes.

Pack the excrement in a Brahma bulls horn for the best cosmic voo doo swirl effect phasing alignment.