What REALLY grinds your gears, or pisses you off!!

[h^2 O]

true story, not sure if I mentioned it in another thread - my ex-friend (crazy guy) went to a massage/sucky sucky place with another of our friends. Said he couldn't get it up so he ATE THE 50 YEAR OLD ASIAN HOOKER'S ASS OUT!!! HE ATE HER ASS OUT!!!!!!

I repeat...HE ATE HER ASS OUT!!!!!

If that's not crazy I don't know WHAT is.

Haven't talked to him in quite a while now so not sure if he's come down with herpes or HIV or anything.
A RANDOM, elderly, Asian prostitute..and he ATE HER ASS OUT...

 

[gloryoskie]

I repeat...HE ATE HER ASS OUT!!!!!

If that's not crazy I don't know WHAT is.

Haven't talked to him in quite a while now so not sure if he's come down with herpes or HIV or anything.
A RANDOM, elderly, Asian prostitute..and he ATE HER ASS OUT...

Yeah, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can never unread that post! brrrr.

 

[Brother Bear]

Ah the old "My friend did it " We got ya h^2 O

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

lol, and buying em flowers. my god...

 

[In~Plain~Site]

Harvard Grads on welfare


We know it was only community college, so you get a pass?

DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Harvard Grads on welfare

Grad lol. So which stereotypical category do you fall into, IPS?

We know it was only community college, so you get a pass?

DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!!!!

how refreshing

 

[h^2 O]

 

[Backwoods Bud]

Social conservatives.

 

[mrwags]

Lol. Had I known that was you I'd pull off the road. j/k

I asked a buddy why he hugs that paint. He told me he gets tired of dumb asses in cars. Said he was sitting at a traffic light and a car pulls right up beside him (in the same lane, of course.) Light turns green and the car muscles him off to the shoulder. It was all this guy could do to calm down and not kill the car driver.

My other buddy was cruising a two lane and approached a rise. A oncoming car was passing on a double yellow and ran dude's super glide into the ditch. But this nut chased down the driver and grabbed him by the shirt collar with both hands. The way this guy's eyes bug when he's pissed is pretty fucking scary. I bet the car driver was shaking in his skivvies.

I have been riding and racing bikes since I was 3 and yes I can prove it lol have many national championships and even was a factory rider for Yamaha and I was HIT 3 TIMES in Florida (get my point ? ) by little old lady's in big HEAVY ASS Cadillacs. Yes I can dodge them when I'm moving but not much you can do when your sitting at a stop light waiting on it to turn green and you end up on this poor old lady's hood. 3 times I'm saying. If I'd know then what I know now I would have retired a long time ago and don't ya know they all 3 said the same damn thing

"where did you come from"


Always assume the worst when you ride folks, because I assure you 90% of the time that's what happens. The Worst.





Be Safe
Mr.Wags

 

[bombadil.360]

what the fuck?

why ask what pisses me off? just thinking about it pisses me off.

why the fuck do women like to be loud and cranky when they clean the house? let me rest and watch the tv, fuck.

clean when I'm at work, you know? lol

 

[Max Headroom]

...how familiy guy became unwatchably awful when it came back after being cancelled...

 

[Justice X]

yeah this hydrogen peroxide (h2o2) guy, just look at his posts, it seems most of his purpose for being here is just to push buttons. He enjoys creating discourse and seeing others fighting over his words. I say we do not bite the bait..

This is why their is the ignore button. Too bad it doesn't ignore the loser's threads he starts.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Sods law that I mentioned scrap thieves in my last post in this thread.
Motherfuckers have taken the few feet of copper pipe that hooks my house up to the gas.
They can consider my gears officially ground- A curse of anal warts and pearly penile papules on them all

 

[ninja bud]

When I give weed to someone who is short of harvest day but the fuck dog never gives it back!!!

 

[SpasticGramps]

Monetizing debt.

 

[longearedfriend]

so I finally go get a hair cut

and I forget my umbrella at the place (it's not that close to me)

hopefully the asian woman does not throw it out

at same time the umbrella is cheap, but functions, has one tip where the cloth is starting to come off

I could write it off as a loss but it's the anticipation of knowing
uncertainty that really distracts me

 

[NOKUY]

so I finally go get a hair cut

and I forget my umbrella at the place (it's not that close to me)

hopefully the asian woman does not throw it out

at same time the umbrella is cheap, but functions, has one tip where the cloth is starting to come off

I could write it off as a loss but it's the anticipation of knowing
uncertainty that really distracts me

your worried about an umbrella...lol

i've never owned or used an umbrella in my life and i've lived places where it rains a ton every single day and i worked outside (s/e alaska)

...i've got great commercial raingear tho

 

[longearedfriend]

well bottom line is, it sucks to lose something

I had a hard enough time getting out of my chair and going to the barbershop
when I finally went I forget my umbrella

it's just frustrating

 

[Stoner4Life]

redundancy.......

 

[greenmatter]

redundancy.......

yup