STOP MANHANDLING MY BUDS!!!

[stonedstoner]

dude...i hate when i go to a club to vend and when they check out my buds, they manhandle the shit out of it. pulling big sexy nugs apart, squeezing the fuck out of multiple nugs, sticking it up there nose trying to smell it when it's pungent as fuck and theres no need to squeeze it and stick it up your nose so much. shaking the bag almost violently and shit. and then they tell me the price is too high. well you fuckers are lessening the quality of my ganja every time i show it to a club. what the fuck assholes. they don't even ask. dicks. i'm so careful with my buds..if i touch them at all i touch them extremely lightly and usually always hold a nug by the stem. i don't want to be crushing trichomes and shit. and then these pricks with shitty herb on their shelves manhandle my dank shit like that. u guys experience this much?

 

[nickman]

thats f.cked up ...

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Ask if they'd like to purchase a sample. Then tell em to bend over, you know just the place it'll fit nicely.

 

[walt cunningham]

some people just have no respect. its not just about buds either. unfortunately, the newer generations have less and less. Its really quite disgusting. i guess i could be getting old perhaps...

 

[Sam the Caveman]

I know the feeling

a guy I know always has to squeeze the biggest bud in the bag when he gets it. When I see him do it, Im aghast.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I already hate that guy. Next time, hand him the bag and grab his nuts. Then tell him he can squeeeze as hard as he wants.

 

[Iron_Lion]

dude...i hate when i go to a club to vend and when they check out my buds, they manhandle the shit out of it. pulling big sexy nugs apart, squeezing the fuck out of multiple nugs, sticking it up there nose trying to smell it when it's pungent as fuck and theres no need to squeeze it and stick it up your nose so much. shaking the bag almost violently and shit. and then they tell me the price is too high. well you fuckers are lessening the quality of my ganja every time i show it to a club. what the fuck assholes. they don't even ask. dicks. i'm so careful with my buds..if i touch them at all i touch them extremely lightly and usually always hold a nug by the stem. i don't want to be crushing trichomes and shit. and then these pricks with shitty herb on their shelves manhandle my dank shit like that. u guys experience this much?

That would piss me off, I try to touch my buds as little as possible between trimming and smoking.

It's like the time I watched the UrbanGrower help trim some buds, the dude was molesting some other growers herb being all touchy feely with his fingers and going hog wild with a giant pair of scissors. Absolutely appalling.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Imagine Bob Vila guest hosting Weed Time w/ Bud the Weedman Gardner. With the new, Binford trim-pro, Bob manages to whack an arm-size cola down to a golf ball. After that, Bud cranks up the voltage and it's free popcorn for the whole studio.

 

[#1cheesebuds]

Ask if they'd like to purchase a sample. Then tell em to bend over, you know just the place it'll fit nicely.

this is a good one.

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

dude...i hate when i go to a club to vend and when they check out my buds, they manhandle the shit out of it. pulling big sexy nugs apart, squeezing the fuck out of multiple nugs, sticking it up there nose trying to smell it when it's pungent as fuck and theres no need to squeeze it and stick it up your nose so much. shaking the bag almost violently and shit. and then they tell me the price is too high. well you fuckers are lessening the quality of my ganja every time i show it to a club. what the fuck assholes. they don't even ask. dicks. i'm so careful with my buds..if i touch them at all i touch them extremely lightly and usually always hold a nug by the stem. i don't want to be crushing trichomes and shit. and then these pricks with shitty herb on their shelves manhandle my dank shit like that. u guys experience this much?

ROFLMAO! " you know your a grower when . . ." lol,

sorry, but the shit that we go through as growers is amazing to me at times.

reason im laughing is i feel the exact same way, no need to ask bruh, we AAAAALL hate that shit! im sure with a passion.

thats just what the untrained do, its almost liek watching a body cavity search or some shit! your look starts resemble the guy from half bake that was in jail, the shower scene where nasty nate and teh squirrel master fight over the guy, yeah thats the look i have when its done to my buds.

i always ask if the person minds though, too much of that cannabis cup footage going around, " oh to really get the feel of the bud you gotta break it apart and really take it in through the nostrels, thats what jusdging is all about"

i remember i saw them do that shit to damn near every bud sample they had and i thought, i aint smokin no body's fucking snot or nose goblins, get teh fuck outta here!

i say keep one bag for testing, and let them molest that shit

EDIT: and then imagine what the "hoodrat", that copped and ounce from you, will do to it when he "gets its back to the crib to bag it up!" ooooooh the inhumanity of it all!!! ive seen that shit, once those guys get it in their hands, kiss all bud integrity good bye! i dont know whos worse the mexican cartel that grew the shit or the ppl that bag it up!

 

[lil skunk baby]

it's called no respect and ill mannered

 

[Abja Roots]

What's the quote I've seen around here.You can tickle my balls...just don't molest my colas

FTC...F*** the clubs. Most are like Mcdonalds, without the cheap price. I prefer the farmers market all day. Buy what you like and cook your own food.

I rarely let anybody in my room, but they know not to touch anything but fan leaves. I had a friend who used to come in and wrap his whole around around a cola and pull it towards him. I still tense up every time he gets near a plant. He doesn't do it anymore, at least not to my plants.

 

[longearedfriend]

did you let these people know how you feel ?

 

[HempHut]

I had a friend who used to come in and wrap his whole around around a cola and pull it towards him. I still tense up every time he gets near a plant.

Okay, I'm guessing you missed a word out and added a second "around" instead......or you used the wrong spelling and meant "hole."

I'm hoping it's the former...

Otherwise, I'd tense up too -- at the very least!

 

[headband 707]

Dude I hate those fucking trimming machines LOL The day they came out was the day I thought now that is really fucked up shit lol.. If they wear gloves they can handle it a bit but if they put it in a trimmer it's fucked fur sure.. peace out Headband 707

 

[Stress_test]

A rough week in jail huh?
I've heard some of those guys are like that, I guess all you can do is sleep with your back to the wall and never drop yer soap in the shower.

Hey is it really true what folks say about afterward? Cause that sounds nasty...

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I don't think it's technically a santorum if they don't use grease.

 

[smokefrogg]

...i could see breaking one or 2 apart as a quality control check for mold

i've seen several that looked awesome, you bust it apart to pack a bowl and lo and behold there's a bunch of mold inside that you would never have seen otherwise!

aside from that, i'm against manhandling buds which is one of the reasons i started growing my own, too much manhandled trichome bare buds at the shops, can't tell if they are knocking trichomes off on purpose or if they're just manhandled and sloppy

 

[itisme]

Yeah, well try living in a non medical state!

 

[supermanlives]

i charge extra for that