what is the best way to detox for a drug test? i heard drinking vinegar will do it but i dont know what to correct amount woud be. any ideas on a sure fire way?
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i tried. everything i could find said that detox drinks say they work but actually dont, thats why i was wondering about vinegar.
if you are actually going to pee into a cup, you need time, there is no cheating it.
If you are fat, good luck, you are going to need a long time. If you are skinny, you still need time, and you need to drink lots of water and workout up until a few days before the test.
If you are fat, good luck, you are going to need a long time. If you are skinny, you still need time, and you need to drink lots of water and workout up until a few days before the test.
you need to get a clean piss sample from a friend and get pouch warmer. THATS THE ONLY WAYand thats if they dont watch you.Everyone I have taken they let me go into the BR alone. If you had a month then you could detox.
Just searching detox threads and found this 1. I know hammer has experience with detoxing 
The last time I had to pee clean it took me almost 60 days to clean up ( I used test at home) I am just curious if there is any herbal that will speed up the process? I have heard all kinds of snake oil stories. I know time is the best but have heard vinegar and other things like that will speed it up but I'm looking for something a little more kind on the stomach. I have also heard cranberry juice helps. Any Ideas?
The last time I had to pee clean it took me almost 60 days to clean up ( I used test at home) I am just curious if there is any herbal that will speed up the process? I have heard all kinds of snake oil stories. I know time is the best but have heard vinegar and other things like that will speed it up but I'm looking for something a little more kind on the stomach. I have also heard cranberry juice helps. Any Ideas?
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I don't know why there isn't a sticky about drug tests. Thought there was.
Here's what 99% of people do - people who are on probation and parole, etc. Works every time.
The morning of the piss test get a gallon of water. Chug it. Then piss. And piss some more. Drink more water. Piss again. Continue this for about 4 hours. About an hour to 2 hours before the test, take a B12 pill. Since by this time you will be pissing plain water and it isn't actually urine per se, with no metabolites, the B12 will add a nice neon yellow color to your piss. So what basically comes out is colored water.
Just make sure you drink 1-2 gallons or more, take the B12 (because if your piss is clear they will think something's up and test for creatine levels), and piss like a dozen times before the test. When you piss in the cup piss mid-stream.
This ALWAYS works.
Here's what 99% of people do - people who are on probation and parole, etc. Works every time.
The morning of the piss test get a gallon of water. Chug it. Then piss. And piss some more. Drink more water. Piss again. Continue this for about 4 hours. About an hour to 2 hours before the test, take a B12 pill. Since by this time you will be pissing plain water and it isn't actually urine per se, with no metabolites, the B12 will add a nice neon yellow color to your piss. So what basically comes out is colored water.
Just make sure you drink 1-2 gallons or more, take the B12 (because if your piss is clear they will think something's up and test for creatine levels), and piss like a dozen times before the test. When you piss in the cup piss mid-stream.
This ALWAYS works.
I fail with this method about 15 years ago. I want to know I'm clean not just dilute. I have a few test coming up and future 1nz after that. My wife was a clinical lab tech for 25 years. Over that time I have learned a thing or two about drugs and how long they stay in your system. A lab test will detect dilution and this is the type of test I will be subject to not an instant test. I know there are herbal's out there that are for detoxing your body. That is more what I am looking for. I want to be able to smoke on occasion and be clean in a few days. If you only smoke ones a month and are not over weight thc will stay in your system and show up on a instant test for 7 to 10 days. This I know to be 99% true.
there are some great synthetic urine that you can buy, I have read many posts that say it works. GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
Yup hammer I know about them. I have paid for 2 of them that got jobs for folks I know. I can pass the initial test but want know about the herbal's that detox your body. I have googled and waded through lots of bullshit. Guess if I don't find the answers I'm looking for i will just spend money on what the health food store folks suggest and become a guinea pig. My youngest son was a regular smoker and cleaned his self up in 2 weeks drinking a gallon of cranberry juice every other day. His army recruiter would show up every other day with a fresh gallon and a instant test till he passed. I just need to go to the health food store and pick their brain I guess and bring back my findings and share them here. 
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some people say cranberry juice
some people say drink a shit ton of water all the time (but not too much cause you can get water poisonning)
and drink a couple liters (research) before the test
and they say to take vitamin b12 to make your diluted urine yellow
and not to give them your first piss
do some research this is all I can give you
also there is the whizzinator which is a rubber penis you strap onto your body (comes in various colours, asian, native, black, white, chocolate milk black) (I believe they changed the name, because the company had to take it off the market)
the penis is good if they check you pee hah
also I think they give you some powdered urine you heat up before but not sure.. I know you can buy it sepereate that's for sure
I 2nd the search button
good luck bro
some people say drink a shit ton of water all the time (but not too much cause you can get water poisonning)
and drink a couple liters (research) before the test
and they say to take vitamin b12 to make your diluted urine yellow
and not to give them your first piss
do some research this is all I can give you
also there is the whizzinator which is a rubber penis you strap onto your body (comes in various colours, asian, native, black, white, chocolate milk black) (I believe they changed the name, because the company had to take it off the market)
the penis is good if they check you pee hah
also I think they give you some powdered urine you heat up before but not sure.. I know you can buy it sepereate that's for sure
I 2nd the search button
good luck bro
I have used sur-gel two times to pass urine tests. Did the same as others said, wake up, drink tons of waTer and piss as much as you can. About 2 hours before the test buy a couple of the big yellow gatorades and pour the box of sur-gel in one drink and chug it. It is nasty but drink it as fast as you can. Contininue to piss often, drink more water, piss more and shortly before the test drink the other Gatorade. When the urine hits the cup, make it midstream. Like I said, worked two times for me. Never heard of the b12, I'm sure that would work better than a drink to change the color
Budweiser13
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Dude if it's a job you really want don't fuck around with drinking tons of water or eating vitamins use fake piss it works http://www.passitkit.com/ good luck...
Ok I get it about the synthetic urine. That is an option. I have used the search button and have some ideas but nothing really pertaining to detoxing yourself of thc that stores up in fat cells. Everything mostly talks about diet of fresh fruits and vegies and and such. Yes it is job related and random. Synthetic could get expensive. I could just quit I guess but thats no good lol I know there are things available that will speed the process. Being active in it's self speeds the process. I will do my research and share the results with those who care to hear them instead of suggesting they use the search button.
Sorry to hijack the thread
Sorry to hijack the thread
Budweiser13
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Sorry to say if you want to detox from THC stay off the herb's for a couple of months I have had to do it to finally get a job. All these suggestions people make about drinking this and taking that are to risky to be denied employment it ain't worth it. If you go in and fail the test it looks bad and that company may never look at you again. It sucks we have to take these fucking piss test's but it is what it is to fully detox it takes time by staying off the herb. Exercise and other suggestions may cleanse you faster but the only true way is to stay off the herb and time. I know others will chime in and say drink water take vitamins whatever good luck....
From what I have found out so far diet is a major part. Ya have to lay off the fatty foods and drink water and cranberry juice. Work out and do lots of sweating. The cranberry juice cleans the blood and the water keeps you hydrated. But the most important part is sweating. That releases the toxins from the fat cells.maybe spend some time in the sauna 
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First part of the detox period eat low fat and work out to burn through fat reserves. Then last part of it start eating fatty stuff including a big fatty meal before the test. This will help but it can fail if you don' have enaugh time to cleanse your body.
Genghis Kush
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Milk Thistle - - very helpful in cleansing the liver
My dad swears buy catnip tea but i think hes full of shit.he just has a high metabolism.but your best bet in my opinion is yogi brand dandelion detox tea if you want to try the herbal method.but you know,you should drink this stuff anyway.its really good for your liver and everything else.you have to keep drinking it though.not just once.its pretty cheap too
