Post Favorite Simpsons Quote

[ShroomDr]

Dont you hate pants?

 

[gdtrfb]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

 

[ShroomDr]

Remember the time when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

 

[guerilla415]

Save me Jeebus!!!

 

[ShroomDr]

The goggles; they do nothing.

 

[Dr_love]

"When I was 17, I had my very first beer. I had my very first beer that purchased with a fake id, my name was Bobby McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17". -Homer

 

[BigHit]

Get back to your bong hippie!

 

[ShroomDr]

that monkey's gonna change my life... ... I cant wait to eat that monkey.

 

[Weezard]

This counts as a bath!

 

[NiteTiger]

It smells like Otto's jacket up here!
-Bart on the episode where Homer goes med

 

[ShroomDr]

More testicles means more iron

 

[BadTicket]

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
- Homer

Release the hounds!
- Monty Burns

 

[yortbogey]

There's no shame in being a pariah. ... ~ Marge

 

[Stumbleweed]

"Yeah Lisa, some maaagical animal..." (Homer, after being told that pork chops, ham, and bacon come from the same animal)

 

[Iron_Lion]

"my cats breath smells like cat food" ralph wiggum

"it tastes like burning" Ralph again.

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

 

[Slangheat]

D'OH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GuEswXOXo

 

[h^2 O]

"Whisper into....ass?!" Homer after he and Marge roll the sex game dice.

 

[Puddin'tane]

D'OH
Stoopid Gravity!

 

[unclefishstick]

chief wiggins..."why are pretty ones always insane"