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Secretweapon

Mr. Kush I agree with you completely unless that said gf is a fucking dog nut.

My girl has two dobermans and is as bat shit crazy over all dogs as I am over mj.

But you speak the truth old faithful could turn on you.
Old faithful = girl friend
 
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IE2KS_KUSH

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Babba and Blunted, if you were both single and in the midst of growing, I would say the same to you, FUCK A BF, you don't need them..This all comes from the perspective that growing is #1 and that you are serious about it. If those don't factor in then, good luck, I would still say that a GF is not necessary, but not as big of a danger either.

lol, thank you for not beating me today you two..
 
supermanlives

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why dont you want sex? aint that the only reason to have a gf. in a few months you will be posting ,how do i get rid of this crazy bitch? i dont even get any sex lol. if you just want to cuddle get a teddy bear
 
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Rysam

rick shaw said:
It's some sort of douche virus,there are two or three Schleprock threads.

Don't go to a grower's forum and ask how to build an airplane or define your physiological psychology.
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?

I just reposted someone elses site.

he is/was a funny lil fawker though, gotta admit it.
 
SOTF420

SOTF420

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The way the title reads "I wanna gf" normally means you would be on the receiving end of things. Now am I the only one reading that correctly :bigeye:

Girlfriends are awesome, I highly encourage you to keep several of them around at all times in case you need some laundry done, food to be cooked or of course sex. :good:

Few pointers though -

Don't give them any large amounts of cash, don't put anything in their name that is valuable, don't let them tell you what to do at all ever, don't let them know about your business, and do not give them keys to your house and don't forget to wear a condom every damn time! Before dating them make sure they like other girls and are willing to have threesomes with you on a regular basis this is extremely important as to prevent any potential drama! If they like other girls then they won't likely mind you partaking either. Fair is fair. :biggrin:

You should be golden if the above is adhered to fully and you have plenty of good herb. :joint:
 
purple_man

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DAMN!

is it me or THOSE it sounds like, yummybud is back... and is it the same guy as the one praising greenhouse and showin some torture chamber n shite?

blessss

ps.: stop taking them estrogen pillz n blaze some weed... plant some weed n coudle with your harem!!!! MUHAHAHAHA
 
BiG H3rB Tr3E

BiG H3rB Tr3E

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longearedfriend said:
what about craigslist ? if you don't want to go outside and find a woman then you can always try dating sites/craigslist

do come back and share your craigslist stories with us if you do decide to go that route :)
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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing:
 
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IE2KS_KUSH

I don't know where you are, but I just heard there is an eligible female that is probably really horny and ready to throw down in FL...she is pretty hot too IMO, but a touch on the crazy side...Should be out of jail soon. Just don't have any kids w/ her, and keep an eye on her dad and bro..
 
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RudolfTheRed

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yummybud lives!

why in the hell wouldn't you want sex? what in the fuck is wrong with kids these days? the only thing a girl friend is going to give you is a headache and premature death so you might as well get some in the meantime.

the only girl friend you need is a green plant named mary jane living in your closet.

"Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. But it requires a bit of explanation.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If she asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else."
 
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