Why? Why Matt....why? There's so much more that awaits you with other amendments.
Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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Why? Why Matt....why? There's so much more that awaits you with other amendments.
I'd rather have a bong in front of me than a front in bong of me.
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Like Propylene Glyco for example!
Makes your nugs hard as a hi-dose of Viagra! See Ed Rosenthal for details........
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Cats and kids love that stuff man. All glowing and green,sweet tasting....makes yer budz sweet man.
OK team, huddle up!
WHat's wrong with my plant?
I was doing the kushy-dodo dance and smokin' a chillum and I kinda fell on this one. But it's ok, I taped it back together with gorilla tape. But then where it broke got all scabby, so I been picckin' away the scabs but it just gets bigger.
does my plant maybe have tobacco mosake virus?
WHat's wrong with my plant?
I was doing the kushy-dodo dance and smokin' a chillum and I kinda fell on this one. But it's ok, I taped it back together with gorilla tape. But then where it broke got all scabby, so I been picckin' away the scabs but it just gets bigger.
does my plant maybe have tobacco mosake virus?
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It's not the hermies that are the problem in the PNW - it's the pre-op transsexuals.
What a nasty bunch!
"He shaved his legs and then he was a she - take a walk on the wild side.........
What a nasty bunch!
"He shaved his legs and then he was a she - take a walk on the wild side.........
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OMFG did you just address the master directly about his nutes.
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Seriously...you have access to everything I've done with my trip.
But from the Swami's perspective..............................
The Swamster uses an unreleased line of organic amendments to go with the soon to be released complete Swami Kushendez Soopersoil bagged soil mix line. As soon as I get my professors to test everything... they will go into production.
But from the Swami's perspective..............................
The Swamster uses an unreleased line of organic amendments to go with the soon to be released complete Swami Kushendez Soopersoil bagged soil mix line. As soon as I get my professors to test everything... they will go into production.
OK team, huddle up!
WHat's wrong with my plant?
I was doing the kushy-dodo dance and smokin' a chillum and I kinda fell on this one. But it's ok, I taped it back together with gorilla tape. But then where it broke got all scabby, so I been picckin' away the scabs but it just gets bigger.
does my plant maybe have tobacco mosake virus?
Relax guys I got this one....
Get some nicotene patches for the plant and it will help with the withdrawls form the tobacco virus.
After picking at the scabs like that you'll need some Polysporin...not Neosporin.
HTH ~Swami K~
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I got caught linking to my blog. that would have been a member of the staff.
What you did was Spam
please read the following
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Sorry to be a MOD in the joke thread but I thought it should be addressed.
And Matt.......I am a member of the staff. It is the job we do for FREE everyday.
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And on another note.........addressing the Great Swami is a banning offense also. from no on please use one of the assigned underlings to address The Great Swami
after all he is the Great One. And he does not need the Number 1 headband to let all of us know that.
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after all he is the Great One. And he does not need the Number 1 headband to let all of us know that.
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Let's just say that it is a water only soil made from organiks.
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There is a yogi from India, Sai Baba, who is sometimes referred to as the Perfume Saint. His devotees claim that Sai Baba is able to cause the aroma of woods, flowers and plants to emanate from the palm of his right hand through his will and can change the aroma from the blessing of one follower to another flower for the next blessing.
So here's your task - figure out how this guy has this deal rigged and become the 'Discerner of Dank' where people will bring you their nugs & hugs with the claim that their latest elite cutting is Belmont Shores Kush or Inglewood-Westside Kush you will be able to go into a trance and by holding out the left hand to show compassion for this idiot's claims and then sending out the actual, real smell of that strain from your raised right hand to show enlightenment.
A basket in the front for the many donations that will come from your adoring public is also helpful.
A hacky-sack demonstration by the staff from Oaksterdam U would add a festive quality to the dispensation. It worked for Landslide Smirk.........
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There is a yogi from India, Sai Baba, who is sometimes referred to as the Perfume Saint. His devotees claim that Sai Baba is able to cause the aroma of woods, flowers and plants to emanate from the palm of his right hand through his will and can change the aroma from the blessing of one follower to another flower for the next blessing.
So here's your task - figure out how this guy has this deal rigged and become the 'Discerner of Dank' where people will bring you their nugs & hugs with the claim that their latest elite cutting is Belmont Shores Kush or Inglewood-Westside Kush you will be able to go into a trance and by holding out the left hand to show compassion for this idiot's claims and then sending out the actual, real smell of that strain from your raised right hand to show enlightenment.
A basket in the front for the many donations that will come from your adoring public is also helpful.
A hacky-sack demonstration by the staff from Oaksterdam U would add a festive quality to the dispensation. It worked for Landslide Smirk.........
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