You my friend crack me up. I am glad you got the joke, and remembered history in time to edit before I could blast you. lol
end of the world tomarow, 12am may 21st, 2011....
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You my friend crack me up. I am glad you got the joke, and remembered history in time to edit before I could blast you. lol
So are the Christians in China still there? Because they are a Day ahead. ROFL 
Oh my, well I guess this is no surprise, I mean didn't we all secretly know that the Macho Man was going to be among the first to be Raptured? Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhhhhhh.
LIFEISGOOD
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My biggest problem with religion, and particularly Christens, is the hypocrisy.
"Love everyone of God's children... Except the faggots, Jews, and anyone that doesn't attend my church, they can all go to hell." Actual quote from an football coach of mine.
What ever happened to thou shall not judge?
If the world ends,it will only end as we know it.
"Love everyone of God's children... Except the faggots, Jews, and anyone that doesn't attend my church, they can all go to hell." Actual quote from an football coach of mine.
What ever happened to thou shall not judge?
If the world ends,it will only end as we know it.
Anyone around ~30y should remember these when they were a kid?
Damn the Rapture!
Damn the Rapture!
Wow your football coach is the spokes person for all of Christianity? Everyone judges, all the time, even you, here and now, aren't you judging all of Christianity by what your football coach said? Maybe his view is unique?
Actually Christianity teaches that you should try not to judge but rather leave judgement unto the Lord. It also goes on to teach that when you do judge to be careful because you'll then be judged by the same standard or worse.
lil skunk baby
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This rapture prediction guy has been watching too much Divinci code
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Australia and Asia unraptured
So is this the official end of the world smoke out thread? I was going to start one. Heh.
I always find it really moronic when someone claimed to be a Christian says they know when the end time is and they write books and make posters to sell...
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Matthew 24:36
Makes you wonder if they even read and makes you shake your head when others think what they say is true. Oh, well I can't wait to roll one up and laugh all day tomorrow.
I always find it really moronic when someone claimed to be a Christian says they know when the end time is and they write books and make posters to sell...
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Matthew 24:36
Makes you wonder if they even read and makes you shake your head when others think what they say is true. Oh, well I can't wait to roll one up and laugh all day tomorrow.
The guy made $100mil and filed as a non-profit to "spread the message."
He hasn't spent it all yet.
That's money in the bank folks. They were talking about this all the way to work today on the radio lol.
He hasn't spent it all yet.
That's money in the bank folks. They were talking about this all the way to work today on the radio lol.
the new countdown is...
The guy made $100mil and filed as a non-profit to "spread the message."
He hasn't spent it all yet.
That's money in the bank folks. They were talking about this all the way to work today on the radio lol.
That's what I was thinking about. When this ferkhead turns out to be wrong again, he doesn't have to give the money back. A hundred ferkin' million dollars, that's easier than Wall Street banking.
I saw a couple on the tube, said they were spending every last cent of their savings so they'll be penniless prior to the big moment. Too bad... they had a little kid standing there looking at them like he didn't quite know what to think. I wonder how many more end-world scenarios he'll have to endure before he's 18?
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he might have money but he will have no honor
Huh? I just talked to the guy on the phone! He's not so bad! As a matter of fact, he said if I send him all my money, I would be raptured in the blink of an
i'm packed.
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Only if you consider God to be a [man]. Which clearly is not the case.
Only contradictory if one believes that Christ is God of which no where can that be found in the bible, yet like many other things certain segments of the religion profess this to be true. I.E. Catholicism. Son of God yes, God himself, no. Catholicism will preach celibacy for its priests until the end of time as well even though the result of such false beliefs and practices are proven time and time again.
Just ask yourself why would Jesus pray to him self much less ask why he forsook himself? LoL. The answer of why Catholics continue or even began to preach the trinity? Well, logic doesn't answer that one.
According to Christianity human repetition, customs, and practices don't mean much to God:
"When you pray, don't babble on and on as people of other religions do. They think their prayers are answered merely by repeating their words again and again." Matthew 6:7
So why when you walk into so many churches is there 80% repetition of customs and practices that have nothing do with what is actually written in the bible?...This why I always say read it for yourself and judge not what others say but judge for yourself.
It is unfortunate that so many preachers preach and believe what is not even written. It is even more unfortunate others also judge the religion by what these people espouse as fact.
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