Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[guest2012y]

I am camping out for the Arkansas Butt Crack!! Did you get that strain from the Bill Clinton family? I heard it was a strain he got from the hippies when he dodged the draft in the late 60´s.

And I want to join your groupie group. I can dress up like back in the Kiss Army days. lol Where can I get one of those orange dresses. Is that a modified prison jump suit?

Yes..it is the Bill Clinton cut.

I'll have to do up a special "beta" list of who I think has earned the right to be in my groupie scene. You are definitely one far..so no worries there my friend.

Go down to the County Jail (or detention center,or wherever they keep the bad guys over there) and make friends with the inmates by throwing smokes over the fence. They will then rob the laundry building and throw you those jumpsuits back over. Have your grandma cut it up and sew it into the robe.

Screw that mooninite crap...this will be better.

 

[guest2012y]

Here's a sneak peak at what all the Arkansas Butt Crack seeds look like...these are all from the famous Bill Clinton cut.

 

[vonforne]

Yes..it is the Bill Clinton cut.

I'll have to do up a special "beta" list of who I think has earned the right to be in my groupie scene. You are definitely one far..so no worries there my friend.

Go down to the County Jail (or detention center,or wherever they keep the bad guys over there) and make friends with the inmates by throwing smokes over the fence. They will then rob the laundry building and throw you those jumpsuits back over. Have your grandma cut it up and sew it into the robe.

Screw that mooninite crap...this will be better.

ya, I heard you had the OK from Bill to breed with that cut. Wow I can´t believe you have the BC cut man! Lucky dude. I bet that is why you transformed into Swami Cheese. I will have to think up a catchy name also.

As far as the jump suit goes.....they still have the pin stripped ones you see on the people in the work camps of WWII. So I will have to talk to one of those ´Red Dot´ women as Grapeman calls them and see if they can dye it for me. Maybe I can get one of their old dresses. That might work better.

Man I am so lucky........I am going to your sub forum and start one of those ass kissing threads for you.

 

[big_daddy]

My friend that grows with an Aerogarden ( and extra cfl's) claims he's got the Original Arkansas Butt Crack strain but I told him he's full of shit cuz his seeds don't look nothin like that.

b_d

 

[guest2012y]

ya, I heard you had the OK from Bill to breed with that cut. Wow I can´t believe you have the BC cut man! Lucky dude. I bet that is why you transformed into Swami Cheese. I will have to think up a catchy name also.

As far as the jump suit goes.....they still have the pin stripped ones you see on the people in the work camps of WWII. So I will have to talk to one of those ´Red Dot´ women as Grapeman calls them and see if they can dye it for me. Maybe I can get one of their old dresses. That might work better.

Man I am so lucky........I am going to your sub forum and start one of those ass kissing threads for you.

Old bed sheets work too....I mean if you're gonna' have that dot woman dye something,just take the sheets off your moms bed.

Yeah Bill did give me the okay...

I'd definitely like it if my the groupie thread shows some really cool pictures of women and stuff like that. Take sideways pictures of horribly chemed out plants too....and say all kinds of stuff that sells my gear. Thanks man....you do so well with my stuff I'm going to put you on another list for when the Butt Crack drops.

 

[guest2012y]

My friend that grows with an Aerogarden ( and extra cfl's) claims he's got the Original Arkansas Butt Crack strain but I told him he's full of shit cuz his seeds don't look nothin like that.

b_d

Yep,that's how you know it's the real ABC. You can see that Butt Crack showing already even before the seed pops.
Killer Shit man...I often hallucinate after smoking it..and the taste is so dank it's like your old pair of dirty moldy underware hanging out behind the bed.
It's not uncommon to have the tendency to drop your pants and walk around with your ass hanging out because this stuff is so potent.

 

[vonforne]

Yep,that's how you know it's the real ABC. You can see that Butt Crack showing already even before the seed pops.
Killer Shit man...I often hallucinate after smoking it..and the taste is so dank it's like your old pair of dirty moldy underware hanging out behind the bed.
It's not uncommon to have the tendency to drop your pants and walk around with your ass hanging out because this stuff is so potent.

ya those seeds are distinct for sure. The OABC came right out of Bills slimmy hands.

I smoked some of that at the OZZ Fest a few years back......wow!!! It must have been all over that show.......I seen nothing but Butt cracks hanging out all day.

I have to start ordering my nutes today off ebay. I seen AN has the whole line up in one big package for 3,400.00 € that is an awesome price for all that stuff!

I can run some of my other strains in the thread also. I will just rename them the OABC. No one will knolw for sure and you will sell tons of seeds.

Long live Swuami Cheese Kushendz!!!!!!

 

[big_daddy]

I'll have to remember not to smoke it if I've been using Colonblow
cuz of the potential for O ring leakage.

 

[vonforne]

Here's a sneak peak at what all the Arkansas Butt Crack seeds look like...these are all from the famous Bill Clinton cut.

i have a question Swaumi......is this a ´real´ seed ....original? or is it a ´selfed´ seed?

And if it is the real seed are you going to cross it with the `One` and name it ´The One Butt Crack`????

 

[vonforne]

I'll have to remember not to smoke it if I've been using Colonblow
cuz of the potential for O ring leakage.

that would be embarrassing a loose O ring and no shorts to catch it. Might not want to smoke it in public. Keep it to family gatherings and such.

 

[guest2012y]

i have a question Swaumi......is this a ´real´ seed ....original? or is it a ´selfed´ seed?

And if it is the real seed are you going to cross it with the `One` and name it ´The One Butt Crack`????

Theses are uhhhhhh...all F1's. Bill gave me the original mother and father plants.
Of course you know that the mother was an extremely potent Jamaican that goes back in a family on the Island over 100 years.

The father being smuggled right out the Mississippi greenhouses by Bills drunk ass brother where the G13 came from. Only this plant was from the 14th greenhouse...hence I am one of very few to actually have the male G14 Clinton cut.

Line bred by the Clinton's for generations.... Bill and I bumped into each other in a coke deal a while back and hit it off.

 

[big_daddy]

Only this plant was from the 14th greenhouse...hence I am one of very few to actually have the male G14 Clinton cut.

Line bred by the Clinton's for generations.... Bill and I bumped into each other in a coke deal a while back and hit it off.

LMAO!!

 

[schwagg]

wtf! please don't forgot the sweet poop 32. swami kushendez!

i can't wait to cross it the clinton cut.

 

[guest2012y]

wtf! please don't forgot the sweet poop 32. swami kushendez!

i can't wait to cross it the clinton cut.

Oh I know I have some Sweet Poop #32 fans out there. As you know this is the Breeder Peeev's fanboy's 32cd attempt as recreating the original Sweet Poop. Known for it's falsely labeled PM resistance,this stuff will get PM in a desert! It's shitty smell is more of a sweet baby poop smell..hence the name Sweet Poop. Also known for not being as potent as many types...great stuff. Get it when they drop!

Good luck crossing it with the Clinton ABC cut...just ignore all the hermi's,they have THC'S too. That should be a good cross man.

Our fanboy breeder knows that after you puff tuff this stuff will make you want to wear poopy diapers....

 

[supuradam]

Greetings oh great Kushendez, and may Jah smile on you,

I picked up some of this stuff today, does it look good? The price was awesome, and it was at the grocery store, so I helped save the planet by not using too much gas.

The company even has "Expert" in the name, so I hope it'll work. There's also 2x as much, so it shouild last the full grow.

 

[guest2012y]

Greetings oh great Kushendez, and may Jah smile on you,

I picked up some of this stuff today, does it look good? The price was awesome, and it was at the grocery store, so I helped save the planet by not using too much gas.

The company even has "Expert" in the name, so I hope it'll work. There's also 2x as much, so it shouild last the full grow.

Relax my loyal follower.....Anything with "Expert" in the name is good. I'm a firm believer in the idea that progressive product labeling surely means that the product itself is of the highest quality.

 

[vonforne]

Oh I know I have some Sweet Poop #32 fans out there. As you know this is the Breeder Peeev's fanboy's 32cd attempt as recreating the original Sweet Poop. Known for it's falsely labeled PM resistance,this stuff will get PM in a desert! It's shitty smell is more of a sweet baby poop smell..hence the name Sweet Poop. Also known for not being as potent as many types...great stuff. Get it when they drop!

Good luck crossing it with the Clinton ABC cut...just ignore all the hermi's,they have THC'S too. That should be a good cross man.

Our fanboy breeder knows that after you puff tuff this stuff will make you want to wear poopy diapers....

lmfao.....that picture is priceless. When I get my Swuami robes from the local jailhouse do I get to wear a diaper also?????

 

[guest2012y]

Be sure to check out my Atom Bomb Sunami Meltdown #1 as well. This stuff is truly special and highly underrated.

The mother plant was from a Japanese Indica found growing in the blast zone of Hiroshima. It was the only one that survived from Iwo Hamomoto's legendary 1942 garden.

The father was selected from some "landrace" Japanese sativa's that were exposed to the radiation of the recent reactor meltdown after the sunami. The mutations turned out to be worthy of exploring.

After several minutes of careful selection,our breeders crossed the two and gave us a hybrid that will make your brain glow in the dark. The sharp pain of a migraine headache is soon overpowered by uncontrollable spinning feeling and violent vomiting....what a rush!!
Hair loss and skin blisters are also a pleasant side effect.

Turn out the lights and get your glow on with Organic Atom Bomb Sunami Meltdown #1

It'll make your head go BOOM!

 

[guest2012y]

lmfao.....that picture is priceless. When I get my Swuami robes from the local jailhouse do I get to wear a diaper also?????

YES!!! There will be very few "no's" following Swami Kushendez's path to canna-enlightenment.

 

[mad librettist]

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