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Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

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vonforne

Seriously busted up myself...pain is like an old asshole friend you can't seem to ditch. The guy just hangs around sleeping on the couch that is your spine.

most nights i just sit and read on the computer. i sleep for about 4 hours a night is all. getting old sucks...lol that is why i like the oils and edibles so much and not so much the smoke. only when the smoke has a special taste do i enjoy it now. no coughing and hacking for me these days, iam afraid to cough a lung out. lol
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
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Kushendez here..what's up gansta's.....

I had this weird dream last night that I was a former big cropper reminiscing about old school stuff with these guy's on the internet. This one guy was really spun out on his hash making methods and this other guy was this old school dealer/druggie telling me all about some crazy ass shit he used to do.

My mom say's you can't always believe what you read on the internet and that my dream should be a lesson in associating with these seedy characters in real life. Word to my mother yo.

It kind of scared me and I was afraid I would end up like these guys and end up doing time in the joint if I don't play my new Guru pro-grower status right. I need to get my medical yo,anyone know what kinds of ailments I can make up?
 

big_daddy

Member
Kushendez,Decarb......,CC2U, Von, and all of the other enlightened contributors, thanks for turning a boring Friday night into a trip down memory lane. CC1....I like your new title



swami-ramdev.jpg


.....Swami Kushendez.....
 

RockyMountainHi

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with th
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sleep well CC1.

lol it is 10am here.



And the doobie in my pocket says it's 4:20 here.


It's always 4:20 here.

About the plant issue,,,, my garden improved when I quit farting in the grow room.
 
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guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
Kushendez,Decarb......,CC2U, Von, and all of the other enlightened contributors, thanks for turning a boring Friday night into a trip down memory lane. CC1....I like your new title



swami-ramdev.jpg


.....Swami Kushendez.....
Wow thanks man...I now know what my new "handle" and seed company name shall be from now on......
"Swami Kushendez presents the new line up from Swami Kushendez seeds"
Arkansas Butt Crack
Kushchemhazeberry bx4
Sweet Poop # 32
Pure Pakihash Purps
Deep Monk
Moonrush Spacerocket
G14 x Crazed Ape
Atom Bomb Sunami Meltdown #1

More in the works...don't worry.
Prices will reflect the the hype and trend of each type.
 
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schwagg

oh i can't wait for the sweet poop #32 to drop!

Killin' it Kushendez, Killin' it!
 

Microbeman

The Logical Gardener
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most nights i just sit and read on the computer. i sleep for about 4 hours a night is all. getting old sucks...lol that is why i like the oils and edibles so much and not so much the smoke. only when the smoke has a special taste do i enjoy it now. no coughing and hacking for me these days, iam afraid to cough a lung out. lol

Von; You and Cheese youngsters crack me up. Just wait until you are as old as me n' CC2U then you can start bitchin bout achin joints.
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
Von; You and Cheese youngsters crack me up. Just wait until you are as old as me n' CC2U then you can start bitchin bout achin joints.
LOL...
The party was last night MM ...you're late. Must have been that high dose of Metamucal (sp?) keeping you pinned to the John.
I understand that high fiber is very important as a feller reaches the latter years. You could seriously blow an O ring if your not careful...
..don't push so hard!!!
CC1
 

big_daddy

Member
LOL...
The party was last night MM ...you're late. Must have been that high dose of Metamucal (sp?) keeping you pinned to the John.
I understand that high fiber is very important as a feller reaches the latter years. You could seriously blow an O ring if your not careful...
..don't push so hard!!!
CC1

MM,

FWIW......I'm an old fart myself and Metamucil ain't the way to keep regular. I get my best results with this
2Q==
fine product.

b_d

2Q==

2Q==
 

motaloca

Member
:moon:
I think you guys might up to something with this gardening with the moon.
He looks well baked.
Wrote an email to the un asking if he has any gardening tips.

recognize bitches
 
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decarboxylator

haha, my "classified patented 99.999999% pure ice water hash methods". rize up!

ps. I forgot to post this one last night, but we can apply it to tonight.
 

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guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
haha, my "classified patented 99.999999% pure ice water hash methods". rize up!

ps. I forgot to post this one last night, but we can apply it to tonight.

My transformation into Swami Kushendez is nearly complete. I've stopped shaving and I'm growing my hair long and getting some chick to dread it out. I have a saffron robe and as you know I don't have shoes so that was easy.
I'm studying some books on that Hindu karma Krisna hari stuff...you know,the guys that have all those arms holding things and that elephant dude with the incense.
I'm training to roll my penis on a stick as well.

I will begin chucking pollen as soon as I learn how to identify males.

What does a male plant look like...anybody know?
 
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vonforne

MM,

FWIW......I'm an old fart myself and Metamucil ain't the way to keep regular. I get my best results with this
2Q==
fine product.

b_d

2Q==

2Q==


Colonblow.....LMFAO!!! BD I spit my coffee over that one. I would have never expected Colonblow.

I am not that old yet. I eat a package of raisins and a cup of coffee @ 5 am and it is gone in 60 seconds. lol
 
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vonforne

Von; You and Cheese youngsters crack me up. Just wait until you are as old as me n' CC2U then you can start bitchin bout achin joints.

believe me MM I am taking notes now. Watching the ´old´ pro´s like a Hawk.......well like a Hawk that needs glasses. lol So, MM what would you recommend for me?????? I do not think I am ready for Colonblow just yet. Do you use some special composted grass or just some special grass.....raw?

lol >I think I have posted more in this thread than any other in a long while.
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
:laughing:
Hahahaha cannabis has no male plants, what a newbie

Cool Thanks...I was beginning to wonder because I have two that have totally different bud flowers. One looks like all these pictures I see on here,and one has these kind of berries that look like they are beginning to seriously frost up. They have this yellow crystal dust looking stuff all over the leaves...hell yeah,more THC'S bro!!!
 
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vonforne

Wow thanks man...I now know what my new "handle" and seed company name shall be from now on......
"Swami Kushendez presents the new line up from Swami Kushendez seeds"
Arkansas Butt Crack
Kushchemhazeberry bx4
Sweet Poop # 32
Pure Pakihash Purps
Deep Monk
Moonrush Spacerocket
G14 x Crazed Ape
Atom Bomb Sunami Meltdown #1

More in the works...don't worry.
Prices will reflect the the hype and trend of each type.

I am camping out for the Arkansas Butt Crack!! Did you get that strain from the Bill Clinton family? I heard it was a strain he got from the hippies when he dodged the draft in the late 60´s.

And I want to join your groupie group. I can dress up like back in the Kiss Army days. lol Where can I get one of those orange dresses. Is that a modified prison jump suit?
 

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