Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[guest2012y]

Should I include some Eagle-20 in my order just to be sure? (To take care of the fuzz)

As long as you include some tips here on how to get rid of your kidneys and liver FORVER and ensure that your kids have birth defects for the genetic stability of your family tree for the next hundred years or so.
I drink it myself,and use it as a replacement for Head and Shoulders dandruff shampoo...forget about that nasty old MSDS sheet,pure propoganda!

 

[lokes]

I'm kinda new here so I'm a bit confused. Will my wife's thigh highs grow bigger plants?

Don't know about plants, but they'll grow bigger wood!

 

[humble1]

You have to do it when the moon is in his 3rd house next to Aquarium

I'm in the fourth house next to the aquarium. So I'm good, right?

 

[OMountainMix]

This thread is really funny. But what's really funny, is that there ARE great tips for growing that are as weird as anything anyone has said here as a joke. Still, it's fun to see people having a good time!

 

[schwagg]

eAGLE 20.... This Is How You Kill Dandruff Forever!!!!!

 

[guest2012y]

This thread is really funny. But what's really funny, is that there ARE great tips for growing that are as weird as anything anyone has said here as a joke. Still, it's fun to see people having a good time!

That's the funniest part!
So I'm trimming my awesome plant and hit my finger with the scissors. It wouldn't stop bleeding after like two hours so I went to the hospital and had to get stitches. They said I lost a pint of blood and that's why I was feeling dizzy. I thought it was from the THC's going osmosis'es in my skin. I was sooooo high!

 

[supuradam]

That's the funniest part!
So I'm trimming my awesome plant and hit my finger with the scissors. It wouldn't stop bleeding after like two hours so I went to the hospital and had to get stitches. They said I lost a pint of blood and that's why I was feeling dizzy. I thought it was from the THC's going osmosis'es in my skin. I was sooooo high!

That's a lot of blood for a cut!

But seriously, next time you should just bleed in the soil. It's like 16 or 17 times better than blood meal. It is both quick acting and time release. If you have any sort of blood borne pathogens or venereal disease, those microbes will only improve soil quality.

 

[big_daddy]

eAGLE 20.... This Is How You Kill Dandruff Forever!!!!!

Dandruff???? Hmmmmm, I use it when the ole tail pipe gets itchy.

Must be one of them dad gum "cure-alls"








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[schwagg]

Dandruff???? Hmmmmm, I use it when the ole tail pipe gets itchy.

Must be one of them dad gum "cure-alls"








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LMAO !!!

 

[guest2012y]

Double post....may as well use the space to say,god I hate my mom,she took away my allowance because she found my budz drying in my closet. I'll run away from home soon and grow herb big time after I rip her off for spare change.

 

[guest2012y]

Look guys,it safe! Since chemicals come from stuff on this planet it's okay...really.

http://www.nebraskaturf.com/images/eagle20msds.pdf








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[mad librettist]

yeah and they have carbon in them so they are organic polymers

 

[vonforne]

ya well I just threw all that home made crap soil away today. Here we have a brand called Flora and it is the EU version of Scotts or MG. It was on sale so I bought a whole pallet. I think I will get better results from that. And to boot......they had this liquid fert on sale also......mit guano added. Bought a whole case of that. As soon as me and my wife move out of Mother in Laws house I can start growing again. We cannot grow in her house any more, she thought there was a skunk in the wall and kept calling this animal guy to come and look around. Sucks. Maybe next year I can get a couple of plants in. We have to save our allowance until then.

V

 

[Microbeman]

LMAO !!!

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED - George Bush?

 

[forty]

I hate my mom,she took away my allowance because she found my budz drying in my closet.

dude, i know how you feel. i got grounded for brewing tea in my parent's hot tub.. totally sucks man. i was gonna clean it after and everything.

 

[mad librettist]

ok, I'm gonna lay down a moon secret for you all to put in your mouths and savor, straight out of my moon-crack.


If you want to have that good old Jamaican red-hair taste, you need to flush with the right molasses. 5 TBSP per litre 4 times a day to runoff.

 

[schwagg]

ah shit here we go with the shit talking no degree having fanboy..... could you atleast bring something more? like an appropriate amount of bleach to mix with my eagle 20 so i can grow the bombest of the bomb.

 

[guest2012y]

Dude...love the hot tub ACT brewer. I wonder what amount of aeration it can deliver?
Screw your mother man,she don't know you grow the dank dong diggity nizzle wizzle,but we do man...we do!

"better than coffee or tea"....What? No such thing...it's like keeping secrets that aren't secrets mon.
Delicious when...."rubbed up and down the chest of a....I injured the fur trapper" ~FZ

What about that Jamaican beer...what's it called..Red Stripe?
That's from Jamaica mon! Ya' mon. In wish I was in Jamaica now smoking all that schwagg with schwagg... Mon all Ire and stuff...god my mom sucks!

 

[jaykush]

Dude...love the hot tub ACT brewer. I wonder what amount of aeration it can deliver?
Screw your mother man,she don't know you grow the dank dong diggity nizzle wizzle,but we do man...we do!

we have an old bathroom hottub. works jets and all just sitting. we were thinking of trying some crazy ACT a few weeks ago lol.

 

[guest2012y]

we have an old bathroom hottub. works jets and all just sitting. we were thinking of trying some crazy ACT a few weeks ago lol.

Do it Jay..do it!
You can always clean it out with organic gasoline....or organic bleach,organic paint thinner,etc.