Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[Gebr'el]

i grow my 'tropical' sativas in the ocean cuz everybody knows it makes kelp grow fast and i use coronas as bloom boosters.....thats how i get citrus-y flava....plus i use MOON power (i think the sun is overated)....tidal ebb n flow ftw!

btw.....i dont remember tell'n anyone bout my "nail in da stem" trick...................

 

[Gebr'el]

makes sense to me. get em high, and they will grow high.

I'm sure it's cheaper than the hydro store.

just give em a bong rip round week 7......

 

[motaloca]

so Ive burned down the house, hehehe the landlord can have his inspection now.
wasn't able to remove plant from the toilet, but i took a clone from the burnt plant.
all that ash and co2 from the fire will make it grow like a champ, or not?
great thing too, all the mites are gone,(damn fuckers didn't like the fire) but will spray with dmt just to be sure .although I'm next to vietnam, i heard agent orange kills mites quick too. (don't tell anyone old pro trick)
will travel to vietnam and hopefully find an old barrel of that stuff(cheaper than hydro store).
will upload a pic from the clone later, have to find a new place to live first.
ps. you guys should sit together and write the ultimate grow book a sure cash cow

 

[decarboxylator]

I gave up growing and just buy this fire OG from the dispensary. It's way better than anything I could grow. It has a couple little yellow tongues on the buds, I think they get you extra high. Too bad it's not purple or it would really be top shelf.

 

[vonforne]

Ok gang, I have one of Uncle Vons Top Secret Tips..........

How to get more females from seed.........well in the early 80´s I lived in SoCal and I went to the beach and met this guy. He turned me onto this.........now this involves your girlfriend\wife. Now go and get your gf\wife real drunk. While she is drunk get into her purse and snatch a birth control pill. Do this several days in a row. Holiday weekends are the best!!!! Now that you have the pills, you just chrush them up and add to your water supply. Doing this adds hormones.....no need to get your girls pee at the right time. You can even add these to your pee and with the added hormones the plant does not know the difference. Now I used to do this all the time before the female seed frenzy. The only set back is that your gf\wife thinks she took the pills since she was real drunk. You could end up paying 18 years child support.....like me but you get more females to grow out. Have to take the good with the bad guys.

Hope this tip helps out all you guys grow lots of female plants.

V

 

[motaloca]

Ok gang, I have one of Uncle Vons Top Secret Tips..........

How to get more females from seed.........well in the early 80´s I lived in SoCal and I went to the beach and met this guy. He turned me onto this.........now this involves your girlfriend\wife. Now go and get your gf\wife real drunk. While she is drunk get into her purse and snatch a birth control pill. Do this several days in a row. Holiday weekends are the best!!!!
V

No not holidays are the bestYou have to do it when the moon is in his 3rd house next to Aquarium
No offense, but as a mod you shouldn't spread false information.

As promised a pic the saved clone, notice how i foliar fed molases,(38.99$ for a 5 ounce container, my plants just get the best) should be super dank for sure.

 

[guest2012y]

Straight Fire There^^^^ hell yeah!

I also like the ideas of giving the plants drugs to make them more potent...do you suspect that if I inject a gram of crystal LSD into the stem that it will give me an "acid pheno"???

 

[schwagg]

i can't wait to step up and grow some fire like what's in this thread!

 

[guest2012y]

i can't wait to step up and grow some fire like what's in this thread!

It's time you bumped up your game bro. If you have kids,move them into the garage and take their room to grow more weed.

 

[OjoRojo420]

It's time you bumped up your game bro. If you have kids,move them into the garage and take their room to grow more weed.

The true meaning of Family Planning !

LOL

 

[mad librettist]

ok in all seriousness... we need to make a calendar with a stupid fucking grow tip for each day.

sort of like those far side calendars.


We will, of course, be using the lunar calendar.

 

[OjoRojo420]

How about the moons of Uranus...

 

[guest2012y]

ok in all seriousness... we need to make a calendar with a stupid fucking grow tip for each day.

sort of like those far side calendars.


We will, of course, be using the lunar calendar.

Here we go with the "moon" thing again.

What good is the moon in any of this? We don't even need a moon..it's too bight at night when I'm trying to sleep. It makes waves at the beach which are noisy and IMO annoying as fuck the way it make the water crash on the beach. And the "woman's cycle" thing....OMG that is way fucked up. The way it makes them all crazy once a month can't and never will be a good thing.
Does your "moon" method really do that much for you?

 

[mad librettist]

dude, the moons of Uranus are bullshit fanboys.

don't even go there.

got it, fuckface?

 

[OjoRojo420]

dude, the moons of Uranus are bullshit fanboys.

don't even go there.

got it, fuckface?

Yeah... too far and small to count I reckon... Ummm

Thanks butt plug!

 

[motaloca]

just wanted to say the plant is chemdagchessesssdhjackhererarcatatrainwreckrhinobubbakingkushpre98
from greenhouse seeds.

 

[mad librettist]

lmfao

I just want to say, because people get offended these days - I'm not making fun of those mystical folks among us who may mark the passage of the moon with their garden. I'm merely pointing out the absurdity of someone being such an aggressive dickhead and also a fan of planting by the moon.

I hope that doesn't ruin it, fuckface.

 

[forty]

As promised a pic the saved clone, notice how i foliar fed molases,(38.99$ for a 5 ounce container, my plants just get the best) should be super dank for sure.

dude, that chemdagchessesssdhjackhererarc atatrainwreckrhinobubbakingkus hpre98 looks dank as hell.... she's just ooozin the resin. i'm gonna have to pony up the 38,99 for the 5oz of molasses because i'm not getting that kind of ooze from the KFC hydrolysate. i bet if you used the coppertone wetting agent tip she would've fared the fire a tad better. keep that in mind for the next fire.

 

[guest2012y]

just wanted to say the plant is chemdagchessesssdhjackhererarcatatrainwreckrhinobubbakingkushpre98
from greenhouse seeds.

Whoa!
I'm currently working with ChemkushdankdoghazeOG x PurplekushchemcheeseSC99BlueberrysativaacidphenohazeNL#1tooth.

Resin..ha,these things drip resin onto all the spider mites and PM like it's raining...

 

[heady blunts]

Straight Fire There^^^^ hell yeah!

I also like the ideas of giving the plants drugs to make them more potent...do you suspect that if I inject a gram of crystal LSD into the stem that it will give me an "acid pheno"???

yo i've smoked that pheno it's dope.